Yeezus turns seven years old today and we’re still not being honest about it

Yeezus was trash.

Look, I don’t claim to be a music journalist and I wouldn’t be bold enough to say that every musical opinion I have is correct.

In fact, if I’m honest about it, there are some pretty awful ones that I’ll die on a hill for. Will they be named here? Absolutely not. Because that’s not what we’re here to talk about today.

We’re here to talk about Yeezus — Kanye West’s sixth studio album. Today is the album’s seventh anniversary and, somehow, seven years later, it is still not good. The Internet isn’t going to want to hear that, and that’s fine. But it’s not.

Good music is all about connectivity. It’s about making people feel something. It’s about a shared experience. It’s hard to find any of that in Yeezus.

Instead, what we got was an over the top manifestation of West’s infamous God complex that has continued to evolve over the years. It felt like a continuation of the grandiose concepts used in My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. That album was already pretty close to perfect.

Tweak that perfection a bit, and the result you get is West screaming about his greatness at his audience over some twisted, eerie production that would otherwise be perfect if not for the lack of creativity in the content. In other words, Yeezus.

Yes, we did get some good things from this album. Bound 2 is one of the most incredible pieces of production from West. We also got an amazing SNL performance out of it.

But this album felt more like shock tactics than actual music. He was at a stage where he’d become a household name and a TMZ favorite after marrying Kim Kardashian. He wanted people to hate him again.

Everything from the title of Yeezus itself to the only listed feature (God) on I Am a God just feels like a desperate attempt to grab some attention through rebellion. It wasn’t needed.

That feels especially odd considering where he was in his career at that point. West had already broken barriers with production, rapping and excellency in MBDTF and he was coming off of one of the best collaboration albums ever with Jay-Z. He didn’t need to do any of this.

People laud the album as some sort of exploration from West — sort of in the same vein as Lil Wayne putting together a rock album (Rebirth). And maybe that’s fair. Maybe being an all-time great gets boring. Trying new things does keep the mind fresh.

But all experiments don’t go well. Sometimes they fail. In the pantheon of Kanye West albums, this one should be considered that. A failed experiment. Sure, it broke boundaries, but it didn’t move music forward. There was nothing new to really take away from it. No one thought to take this and try and move it forward — it’s still stuck in a time of its own.

Maybe that was the point for West. But if it was, it feels like a wasted moment when you consider his height at the time. No matter how you feel about this album, you know he could’ve done better.

And that’s the most disappointing part.

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Kanye West’s latest Yeezy 451 sample leaked and it’s terrible

Man, these are bad.

There’s absolutely no denying that Kanye West’s Yeezy brand is a sneaker empire right now. Outside of Michael Jordan himself, there’s no singular figure more closely associated to sneakers than West.

But, my goodness, does Kanye West make some absolutely awful sneakers at times. The latest case: A sample of the Yeezy 451 leaked on Wednesday and these things look terrible.

Honestly, these sneakers look like wet potato sacks. I’m unsure how you’re even supposed to slide them on your feet. It was like they were going for the whole “sock with a sole” look but ended up creating a… is that a dumpling?

Yup, that’s a dumpling. Tell me they don’t look like they’d go great with some soy sauce right now. You can’t. Because that’s exactly what it is. We have proof.

The only person that thinks this sample is a good idea is Kanye West. That has to be it. Everyone else is clowning them.

I wanted to give this shoe more of a chance. It is a sample, after all, so this probably won’t be the final version. And they’re not even on foot! All shoes look better on foot.

Except these. After doing two seconds of research, we have determined that these do not look any better on foot.

At this point, you can’t tell me Ye isn’t just throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks. This looks like something a 12 year old would create on NBA 2k or something.

But, you know what? I can’t even really blame Kanye for this. Every other Yeezy ever has sold out in seconds. This one probably won’t be any different — even if it does look like a shoe cover instead of an actual shoe.

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The Cardinals announced Kyler Murray’s Rookie of the Year win with an old Kanye West album cover

Who knew the Cardinals were this cool?

Sports team social media accounts are almost always hit or miss. Either something is extremely dope or extremely corny — we respect the effort either way.

The Arizona Cardinals did something that was on the extremely dope end of the spectrum. It was announced that Kyler Murray is the NFL’s Offensive Rookie of The Year on Saturday, and the Cardinals dropped a pretty cool graphic to celebrate.

They borrowed some artwork from Kanye West’s CLASSIC (I repeat, CLASSIC) album, Graduation.

Instead of the old Kanye West bear we’re used to on the cover, it’s Murray. And instead of him flying off from college with a degree, he’s flying from the Cardinals’ stadium with a trophy in hand.

They also used the “Don’t act like we never told ya” lyric from West’s “Stronger” which made the tweet that much better.

As a fan of literally every single one of Kanye West’s old albums before 2010, I have to say this is super cool to see. I guess this would be considered a throwback now? Sheesh, we’re getting old.

Shoutout to the Cardinals for being so creative here and shoutout to Murray for winning the award — he earned it. That’s only part of the reason why I needed to write this post.

The other part was this: Yeezus was trash.

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