Booger McFarland endorsed football players peeing their pants if it’s raining during a game

Well, this is certainly a take.

ESPN college football analyst Booger McFarland found a very unexpected positive for playing in the rain while talking about the Cure Bowl on Saturday.

As the sloppy conditions in Orlando during the Appalachian State-Miami (OH) game created plenty of on-field chaos for both teams, the ESPN trio of McFarland, Kevin Negandhi and Dan Mullen talked about how tough it can be to take on the conditions if you’re a football player.

McFarland interjected to point out what he sees as a distinct positive to playing in the rain, particularly for defensive linemen: The rain allows you to get away with peeing your pants on the field.

Yes, really, this is a thing he said on live television.

Look, while McFarland is technically true that no one is going to see that you tinkled in your britches if it’s pouring rain outside, it’s not ever advisable to wet yourself in public unless you are a toddler or in the film Billy Madison. Not to mention super gross for those who might tackle you.

We’re not really sure why McFarland chose this as his “playing in the rain is good, actually!” take, but more power to him, we guess?

Feature image courtesy of ESPN.

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Former LSU stars Marcus Spears and Ryan Clark joining ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown

A couple of former LSU players will be prominently featured in ESPN’s Monday Night Football coverage

There are some updates coming to ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown this fall.

Former LSU football players [autotag]Marcus Spears[/autotag] and [autotag]Ryan Clark[/autotag] are joining the show as analysts. Spears and Clark have risen to prominence on ESPN the last few years after lengthy NFL careers.

Spears got his start on the SEC Network in 2014 but quickly rose through the ranks to become one of ESPN’s go-to voices. Both Clark and Spears have appeared on ESPN’s morning show “Get Up.”

Another former LSU player, [autotag]Booger McFarland[/autotag], will not be part of ESPN’s Monday Night Football coverage this year.

SportsCenter host Scott Van Pelt is also set to join the production.

LSU head coach Brian Kelly took to social media to offer his congratulations.

Spears and Clark were teammates on the 2001 LSU team that won the SEC championship on its way to a Sugar Bowl victory.

Spears won a national title with LSU in 2003.

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27 Days, 27 Picks: DT Booger McFarland

You’ve seen our next player in the 27 Days, 27 Picks series on TV calling games, but he was a mainstay on the Bucs’ defensive line for seven seasons in his playing days:

In 27 Days, 27 Picks, Bucs Wire will analyze the last 27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers first-round draft picks, one for each day leading up to the 2023 NFL draft. We’ll take a look at the player’s college stats, their pre-draft numbers (either via the NFL Combine or their Pro Day), their NFL stats, some player footage and analysis at the end on whether the pick itself was a good one.

You may have seen our next player in the 27 Days, 27 Picks series on TV, but he was a mainstay on the Bucs’ defensive line for seven seasons in his playing days.

Check out the draft rundown on DT [autotag]Booger McFarland[/autotag] below:

Where did this ESPN analyst rank Clemson?

During the Week 9 college football action on Saturday, this ESPN analyst gave who he saw as the top teams in the sport. Booger McFarland ranked his top five teams, as things stood at the time he gave his ranking, which was during the pregame show on …

During the Week 9 college football action on Saturday, this ESPN analyst gave who he saw as the top teams in the sport.

Booger McFarland ranked his top five teams, as things stood at the time he gave his ranking, which was during the pregame show on ABC before Michigan State’s game at Michigan.

McFarland had Georgia at No. 1, Tennessee at No. 2, Ohio State at No. 3, Clemson at No. 4 and Michigan at No. 5.

As for where he had the Tigers ranked, McFarland said, “I’m going to put the Clemson Tigers right there at No. 4. I think they’re a potential (playoff team), and Clemson’s defense is really good.”

The initial College Football Playoff rankings will be unveiled this Tuesday (7-8 p.m., ESPN).

Clemson, coming off a bye week, travels to Notre Dame this Saturday. Kickoff is set for 7:30 p.m. on NBC.

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Top 101 LSU football players of all time: No. 50-41

The countdown continues as we hit the home stretch.

LSU football has been around for a long time. Since 1893, to be exact.

In that span, plenty of great football players have come through the program. Before we begin the journey of the 2022 season, I thought I’d take a stab at ranking the 101 best players in LSU history.

I have tried to avoid recency bias as much as possible. It can be hard to get enough information about older players, but I did my best to get them about in the ballpark of where they should be.

Anytime there’s a list this big, people will disagree. There’s so little that separates the 50th player from the 70th, and so on.

I tried to balance consistency over multiple seasons with some players that had one great year. Both have been rewarded here. With that in mind, let’s continue the countdown.

LSU football all-time roster: Defensive starters and backups

See which legends of defense made the cut in our all-time LSU football roster.

When people think about the LSU football program, the historic 2019 team likely comes to mind. That national championship-winning squad was strong all-around, but it was especially notable for the offense and the litany of talent it produced.

But for most of this team’s history, that has not been the case. The Tigers earned a reputation over many years for their physical style of football and the number of future NFL stars they produced on defense.

We continue our look at LSU’s all-time roster, and now we’ll break down the defensive starters and backups.

See the all-time LSU offense here.

Check out our other College Wire all-time defenses: Alabama / Auburn / Clemson / Colorado / Florida / Georgia / Iowa / Michigan / Michigan State / Nebraska / North Carolina / Ohio State / Oklahoma / Oregon / Penn State / Rutgers / Tennessee / Texas / Texas A&M / USC

ESPN analysts weigh in on Swinney, Clemson after Cheez-It Bowl win

A couple of ESPN analysts weighed in on Dabo Swinney and his Clemson football program following the 19th-ranked Tigers’ 20-13 victory over Iowa State (7-6) in the Cheez-It Bowl on Wednesday night. With the win, Clemson (10-3) has now recorded at …

A couple of ESPN analysts weighed in on Dabo Swinney and his Clemson football program following the 19th-ranked Tigers’ 20-13 victory over Iowa State (7-6) in the Cheez-It Bowl on Wednesday night.

With the win, Clemson (10-3) has now recorded at least 10 wins for a school-record 11th consecutive season. Clemson became only the third program in history ever to post 11 consecutive 10-win seasons, joining Florida State (14 from 1987-2000) and Alabama (14 from 2008-21).

“If you’re Dabo and you’re Clemson, your program has become a model of consistency,” ESPN analyst Booger McFarland said. “You talk about the 10 wins 11 years in a row. So now, when you go on the road recruiting, you can sell that along with the family environment, education. Dabo has built a monumental program there in Clemson.”

Swinney earned his 150th career win in his 14th season (including an interim stint in 2008) to move past Barry Switzer (149) for sole possession of the third-most wins through the first 15 seasons of a coaching career in FBS history. Swinney also joined Urban Meyer (165) and Bob Stoops (160) as the only coaches in FBS history to win 150 games in the first 15 seasons of a head coaching career.

The Tigers won 10 games in a season in which they started 2-2 or worse for the second time in school history, joining the 2014 Tigers that rebounded from a 2-2 start through four games (and a 1-2 start through three games) to finish 10-3 with a bowl win in Orlando.

Beyond the 2021 and 2014 teams, the only other Clemson team to reach even nine wins after starting .500 or worse through four games was its 2009 team, which started 2-2 and finished 9-5.

“We’re in an era where if you lose a couple games, if you’re Clemson, and don’t make it to the playoff, you don’t win the ACC Championship Game, this season feels like a loss,” ESPN analyst Joey Galloway said. “But it isn’t when you can see (Swinney’s) attitude at the end of the game. He’s proud of this football team.”

–Clemson Athletic Communications contributed to this story

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TV broadcast team for Notre Dame season opener announced

Who will broadcast the Notre Dame-Florida State game?

With the first games of the 2021 season almost here, the time has come to find out who will be announcing the ESPN-broadcast games. Notre Dame opens its season Sept. 5 at Florida State, giving it a Sunday primetime spot that will be reserved for NBC Sunday Night Football in the weeks to follow. Of course, this being a road game means the Irish will open 2021 on ABC. We now know that viewers who tune into the game will hear the calls of Joe Tessitore, Greg McElroy and Katie George.

Yes, I can hear several of you rolling your eyes at the mere thought of Tessitore and already trying to figure out how to sync the Irish radio call with your TV using your DVR. After all, Tessitore’s Monday Night Football broadcasts with Jason Witten and Booger McFarland are widely regarded as some of the worst in that program’s long history. However, the addition of George from the ACC Network should provide some insight into the conference that might otherwise get lost. McElroy doesn’t seem to get that much hate either, so I guess two out of three ain’t bad.

Booger McFarland’s take on Dwayne Haskins is as harmful as it is nonsensical

Just an absolutely putrid take.

Too often when we watch sports, we like to pretend we are watching some sort of real-life drama play out in an intimate, instructional way. It’s not just that we’re watching the most elite athletes fiercely competing with each other in contests that often ultimately come down to luck. There’s got to be more to it than that!

And of course there is. These athletes and coaches are just regular people, as flawed and unknowable as any of us. We should be interested in them and what they believe in and care about.

What we should avoid doing, always, is taking a situation we’re not actually close to and extrapolating it out into some sort of broad referendum on a group of worker-athletes who, despite their popularity, are so often burdened with negative stereotypes.

Yet here’s ESPN’s Booger McFarland, saying some of the dumbest stuff you’ll hear to a gigantic television audience:

“Often times young players, especially — I’m gonna go ahead — especially young African-American players, because they make up 70 percent of this league — they come into this league and ask themselves the wrong thing. They come into the league saying not ‘How can I be a better player?’ They don’t say ‘how can I be a better teammate?’ They don’t say ‘how can I be a better person; how can get my organization over the hump?’

“Here’s what they come in saying. They come in saying ‘How can I build my brand better? How can I build my social media following better? How can I work out on Instagram and show everybody that I’m ready to go, but when I get to the game, I don’t perform?”

“Dwayne Haskins unfortunately is not the first case that I’ve seen like this. And it won’t be the last. And it bothers me because a lot of it is the young African-American player. They come in and they don’t take this as a business. It is still a game to them. …

“I saw a quarterback do it. I saw JaMarcus Russell do it. The No. 1 pick in the draft, they gave him $40 million, and he threw it down the damn drain because he didn’t take it seriously.”

McFarland has already doubled down on this nonsense, in case you were wondering.

Where to even begin?

Dwayne Haskins, the 15th pick in the 2019 NFL draft who was recently cut by the Washington Football Team, isn’t even close to being the prime example of a top prospect supposedly partying his career away. That’d be Johnny Manziel, who is white.

There’s nothing suggesting he lost his career by trying to build his brand; he was tagged in some photos showing him partying in an a way that is inadvisable during a pandemic. Young, wealthy, famous athletes have partied for as long as they have existed — extending all the way back to the decades upon decades when the top pro leagues wouldn’t even allow Black athletes to participate. The Cowboys dynasty of the 1990s was renowned for partying.

There’s no evidence, whatsoever, that a large portion of the league’s Black majority fails in any substantial way to focus on football, as McFarland claims. Quite the contrary. Each year a few hundred Black players enter the league and become key contributors. Some grow into veterans. Others don’t, for a variety of reasons but the primary one being that the NFL is a physical grind unlike anything else and churns through bodies.

If athletes are supposed to treat the NFL as a business, like Booger says, what’s wrong with building their brand? That’s smart business! That’s focusing on creating something potentially lasting for the future. Most of them are going to get only a few seasons, and it’s not like the team they play for or the league itself is going to go to great lengths to help them out after their usefulness on the field has expired. They should build a brand, and building a brand shouldn’t be interpreted as not also caring about football (it’s quite possible to do both.)

The JaMarcus Russell comparison comes out of nowhere, seemingly related simply because Russell was also a Black person drafted high in the draft to play QB who ultimately did not work out. Social media was in its infancy when Russell was playing — he joined Twitter in 2010, his last year in the NFL — so that wasn’t a factor. We’ll never know the full extent of what went wrong with Russell, but he’s said the pressure of being the No. 1 pick got to him and was arrested for possession of codeine after being cut. Mental health and drug dependency probably had as much to do with him faltering as failing to “take it seriously” did.

I know absolutely nothing about Dwayne Haskins as a person and know even less about the inner workings of the Redskins and how culpable Haskins is for the end of his career in Washington. By his own admission he failed in certain ways, and we should absolutely continue to report on what happened and try to learn from it.

But pretending this is an indictment of Black players across the league is pandering gibberish. It’s the sort of thing football people love to say to each other, thinking they sound hardened and wise. Instead they sound like men who were indoctrinated into a bankrupt culture without even realizing it.

Let’s talk about the situations Haskins was put into in his young football career. He was recruited by Urban Meyer, who eventually left Ohio State amid a scandal caused when he failed to properly handle domestic abuse allegations against an assistant coach. After he left Florida years earlier, reports surfaced about Meyer coddling star players. This is not the sort of mentorship that “makes boys into men” or whatever the Football Establishment would have you believe.

Haskins was then drafted by Washington, the NFL’s most despicable franchise.

Yes, it’s fair to point out the ways in which Haskins bungled his chance, but not without this background as context. Many people and institutions failed him along the way.

It is completely unfair — and only bolsters damaging, racist stereotypes — to pretend Haskins is a symptom of a larger issue.

Booger McFarland wasn’t bothered by the criticism and memes during his ‘MNF’ stint

“Anytime you are the biggest fish in the pond, you have to deal with a lot of things.”

Booger McFarland is taking his removal from Monday Night Football in stride.

Even though he’s been criticized for some wildly wrong things he’s said on the air, a few takes that fans very much disagreed with and become a much-used meme in the past year, he didn’t focus on the negatives that came his way in his stint that started on the now-defunct Booger Mobile and then ended when he moved into the booth to replace Jason Witten in 2019.

The New York Post’s Andrew Marchand spoke with McFarland, who had this to say when asked about what he’s faced from fans and critics:

“I’ve been in the arena since I was 13, man. As an athlete, the cool part of having dealt with fans for years, you understand that fans are going to love you sometimes and fans are going to hate you sometimes. That is part of it.

“Anytime you are the biggest fish in the pond, you have to deal with a lot of things.” …

“For me, I always try to approach things and I’ve always learned that the best approach is the humble approach,” McFarland said. “That is the way I go about things. Unfortunately, you can’t control what other people say.”

He also wished he had more time to work out the problems that arose in his first couple of years on the air:

“I just wish that you have an opportunity to, as we do in football, you make mistakes, you learn from them and you correct them and you move on. That is the one thing that I wish we had an opportunity to do, but we don’t.”

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