Snack of the Week: Wilde Protein Chips work best when they remember they’re made of chicken

Chicken and eggs, in potato chip form? Alright, I’m listening…

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey. And sometimes it’s food, too.

I really like the idea of a healthier potato chip. I understand it’s not really a thing — absent-mindedly ripping through a bag in between meals is always gonna be at least a slight detriment if you’re trying to lose weight — but the idea of packing crushable empty calories with *something* useful at least brings some cold comfort.

That led me to Quest’s protein snacks a while back, which are made with whey and milk proteins and, thus, are all tinged with a certain dairy taste that persists no matter the chip. This wasn’t bad, it’s just something that worked far better in some flavors than others.

Wilde offers something different. Their protein chips come from a poultry base, offering chicken breast, bone broth and eggs as sources. That’s an interesting twist, even if I’m a little wary of casually snacking on flattened-out chicken between meals.

But hey, it does sound pretty good, and I’m very much into the idea that my sudden mid-day craving for garbage could be beneficial. Let’s see how they taste.

Time to Snack

Just as everyone is putting away their Patrick Mahomes t-shirts and tucking away those red plates and napkins for another occasion, March Madness is sneaking up on us! Start putting together your ideas for great munchies during basketball season. …

Just as everyone is putting away their Patrick Mahomes t-shirts and tucking away those red plates and napkins for another occasion, March Madness is sneaking up on us! Start putting together your ideas for great munchies during basketball season. Dips, sliders, and mini-meatballs all come to mind, but there’s lots more to bring to the party. Go ahead, “shoot” us your recipes and photos to editor@foodchannel.com and we’ll post our favorites.

Beverage of the Week: Are Quest’s protein snacks good enough to justify $40 per pound price?

Protein-loaded snacks? A healthier tortilla chip? Alright, I’m interested.

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

Look, this feature used to be called “Beer of the Week.” Then liquors and sodas started showing up and it became “Beverage of the Week.” We’re already playing kind of fast and loose with the rules, so if I want to review a whole brand of snacks, I’m gonna.

So rather than rename this “Thing of the Week” I’m just gonna bend the definition of beverage and claim it a St. Patrick’s Day and/or March Madness religious allowance. We’ve all gotta eat something to power through 14 hours of basketball right? Why not opt for the protein-dense, “athlete-worthy nutrition” of Quest’s Protein Chips and related sundries?

It’s a little weird to see “nutrition” slapped on a bag of Cheez-It-adjacent crackers or peanut butter cups, but the label suggests there’s value beyond the quick satiation and immediate shame of destroying an entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. There’s 10 grams of protein in a serving of their cheese crackers, eight in the peanut butter cups and an impressive 18 to 20 (against 140 to 150 calories) in the brand’s tortilla chip lines. If nothing else, these snacks should do an efficient job filling you up.

I am, full disclosure, a moderate protein guy. I’ve been turning to it more as I get older, mostly because my workouts suck now and aging is like being trapped in the later seasons of a beloved show and being forced to watch the superior early episodes every time you go to the gym. I am Nelly, sadly shuffling through burpees and watching Prison Mike elucidate the dangers around him.

Mostly that involves dropping a scoop of protein powder into my morning coffee. I understand that’s probably not how you’re meant to do either beverage but it gives me caffeine and tastes like birthday cake so you cannot convince me it’s wrong. Anyway, that’s given me awareness of Quest — though I know them primarily from their protein bars, which I don’t really eat — but not the snacks they so graciously shipped my way for review.

So hey, let’s see how they taste and if they can get you through the NCAA tournament.

Seahawks sign DT Damon ‘Snacks’ Harrison and 2 others to practice squad

The Seattle Seahawks have signed defensive tackle Damon “Snacks” Harrison to their practice squad along with two others ahead of Week 5.

The Seattle Seahawks announced a number of roster moves Wednesday afternoon, including the news that the team has signed defensive tackle Damon “Snacks” Harrison to their practice squad.

Harrison had been in town this week on a visit, which apparently went well for both sides.

Harrison entered the league as an undrafted free agent when he signed with the Jets in 2012 out of William Penn University. During his nine-year career, he has also spent time with the Giants and Lions. He was named as a First-Team All-Pro in 2016.

The defensive tackle, who has yet to practice or play this season, will likely eventually make his way onto the active roster once he gets up to speed.

The Seahawks also announced the signing of cornerback DeMarkus Acy and linebacker Michael Divinity to the practice squad, who will take the spots of wide receiver Lance Lenoir and defensive tackle Demarcus Christmas following their release.

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Defensive tackle Damon ‘Snacks’ Harrison to visit Seahawks next week

Free-agent defensive tackle Damon “Snacks” Harrison is scheduled to visit the Seattle Seahawks next week for a potential tryout.

The Seattle Seahawks are always busy trying to improve their roster, holding visits and tryouts whenever possible. Next week, Seattle will be hosting defensive tackle Damon Harrison.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported the news Thursday morning.

“Former NFL All-Pro DT Damon ‘Snacks’ Harrison, who openly contemplated retirement last year, has decided to play this season and is scheduled to visit next week with the Seahawks, per source,” Schefter tweeted. “The 31-year-old Harrison also has received interest from the Bears, Packers and Bengals.”

Harrison originally signed with the Jets as an undrafted free agent in 2012 out of William Penn University. He also spent time with the Giants and Lions.

Per Schefter, the Bears, Packers and Bengals may also be courting Harrison’s services.

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3 defensive tackles the Seahawks could still sign in free agency

The Seattle Seahawks need to add a defensive tackle via free agency, and here are three options they could pursue.

The Seattle Seahawks did not address the interior defensive line during the 2020 NFL draft, instead focusing on the LEO position and the offense.

That’s not too surprising, as Seattle has preferred to add veteran, run-stuffing defensive tackles via free agency the past few years, including Shamar Stephen, Tom Johnson and Al Woods.

This year’s crop still has a handful of options for the Seahawks to choose from, and it’s basically a guarantee they’ll find someone else to add to a mix that already includes starters Jarran Reed and Poona Ford as well as a trio of backup candidates: Nazair Jones, Bryan Mone and Demarcus Christmas.

Adding any of these three guys would shore up a big-time position of need for the Seahawks, and should not break the bank.