Lizzo played a cookie flute for Elmo on Sesame Street before Cookie Monster ate it

Do not let the Cookie Monster near a cookie flute. It will not go well.

While Sesame Street has always come through for outrageously great celebrity cameos, this recent appearance by music sensation Lizzo might take the (cookie) cake for 2023.

In a segment posted on Twitter, Lizzo and Elmo admire a flute made of chocolate chip cookie. It’s both an homage to Lizzo’s famous ability to play the flute, and, y’know, the Cookie Monster would probably eat it.

As you could guess, the blue monster enters frame soon after and devours Lizzo’s cookie flute after the latter gets in a little playing time. On Sesame Street, you can play a cookie flute, and no one will ask questions.

What Cookie Monster does after consuming the cookie flute is actually pretty impressive, even for Sesame Street standards.

Look, we’re not saying that you’ll be able to play your torso like a flute if you consume a cookie flute, but we’re not saying you can’t, either. Clearly the Cookie Monster could. Set your goals high!

Lizzo is having a fantastic 2023 so far, and this Sesame Street appearance has to be near the top of the list.

The Rock has the best response to Elmo and his fight with Rocco the rock

The Rock has broken his silence on this important feud.

Since the calendar flipped to 2022, the internet has completely invested itself in Elmo’s hilarious beef with Rocco, a pet rock of Zoe’s in Sesame Street.

Part of the reason the internet has been captivated by this saga is how incredibly unhinged and also just completely exasperated Elmo — a fuzzy red muppet — becomes when around Zoe and Rocco. Also, of course, are the funny, completely accurate memes keeping this fight alive.

And now, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has broken his silence on this spat.

On Wednesday, Elmo — on his very real and legitimate Twitter account — spoke on his continuing friendship with Zoe, but had no comment on Rocco’s part in all of this. After just asking the question if anyone’s ever seen a rock eat a cookie before, Johnson jumped in with his answer.

This saga between Elmo and Rocco just gets better and better with each passing day, honestly. Sure, The Rock may eat cookies but the jury is still out on Rocco.

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Mike Golic Jr. weighs in on Elmo vs. Rocco feud

You have a take on this feud?

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Before broadcasting, Mike Golic Jr. made himself known as a key member of Notre Dame’s offensive line. Now following in his father’s footsteps as a broadcaster for ESPN, Golic continues to grow his audience. That means people are interested in what he has to say.

However, did anyone expect him to talk about an old beef between Elmo of “Sesame Street” and an inanimate pet rock on the show? Earlier this week, the internet became obsessed with this old clip:

Elmo made a couple of tweets about the matter, and one of them prompted a response from Golic:

The mention of Dwayne Johnson and even Golic’s involvement both are irrelevant though. The real issue at hand is Zoe pushed the normally friendly Elmo to his breaking point for the sake of revolving everything around her pet rock. That’s not cool, and, if anyone reading this actually is defending Zoe, well, just watch this:

Elmo’s hilarious beef with a Rocco the rock — yes, a rock! — explained

The internet just found out Elmo’s mortal enemy is a rock and it’s hilarious

Unless you’ve been living under a rock your entire life, you know who Elmo is.

He’s the little red muppet from Sesame Street who literally seems to be friends with everyone. He’s always so nice and encouraging and always trying to learn about new things which is also why he’s a staple in so many toddler-filled households.

That’s on the screen. Off it, Elmo makes a great doll. The Tickle-Me Elmo toys have also had the toddler community in a chokehold for decades now. The kids love those things. I’m pretty sure I had one at some point in my life, too.

Elmo is just the sweetest thing in the world. Except for…when it comes to one thing. A rock. Yes, a rock.

Rocco the rock to be specific. Let me explain.

Jerry Jeudy sent some interesting tweets about Big Bird as a teenager

Broncos wide receiver Jerry Jeudy asked a lot of questions about Big Bird on Twitter when he was 14.

Before he became a star wide receiver at Alabama, a young Jerry Jeudy sent a tweetstorm about hypothetical scenarios involving “Big Big,” a character from Sesame Street.

One of the tweets is NSFW and another one proposes an alarming scenario. Here’s a quick look at some of the more comical tweets:

Those are certainly some interesting questions, ones that we, unfortunately, don’t have the answers to. Jeudy might be able to provide some explanation — somebody will probably ask him about the tweets in the days to come.

Jeudy was selected by the Denver Broncos with the 15th overall pick in the first round of the 2020 NFL Draft on Thursday evening. His TikTok dance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell went viral after he was picked and fans soon found and started retweeting his Big Bird questions.

In Denver, Jeudy will join a Broncos offense that includes quarterback Drew Lock, wide receiver Courtland Sutton, tight end Noah Fant and running backs Melvin Gordon and Phillip Lindsay.

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