LeBron James is a Gryffindor, says one passionate NBA redditor

Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James is considered a Gryffindor, according to the efforts of one very passionate Harry Potter/NBA fan.

As we enter Week 3 without the National Basketball Association and the absence of real sports becomes more undeniable as we get further and further from the season due to the global pandemic, it’s not exactly a boom time for discussing the NBA or anything currently going on, because nothing is going on. But the internet has proven to be a useful aid during these times and one of those reasons is the connection it provides to all of us. In the case of the NBA, one passionate fan, who also loves Harry Potter, brought us a worthy distraction.

Which Hogwarts houses would NBA players be in? And in the case of this blog, which house would LeBron join? According to Reddit user DonyeWest, James would be a Slytherin, which in this metaphor has been found by Bill Russell. Here is the Starting 5.

Founder: Bill Russell

House Ghost: Kevin Garnett

PG: Russell Westbrook – Charges in headfirst, previous results be damned. His attitude of “fuck it I’ll do it myself” is emblematic of what people think of Gryffindors.

SG: Damian Lillard – Brave as hell (see: long distance game winners) and a born leader. His extreme loyalty to his franchise and city are among his best traits – he’d rather go down doing what he believes in than jump ship.

SF: Jayson Tatum – Obviously incredibly ballsy and precocious given what he’s accomplished in his first 2.75 seasons, not afraid of big moments. He also seems to have a well of untapped talent that he’s just starting to figure out.

PF: LeBron James – LeBron could fit in any house but Hufflepuff, but he seems like a natural fit here (lion imagery aside). He is supremely talented with a willingness to bend rules to get things done, like Hermione, and he’s clearly loyal and a born leader.

C: Bam Adebayo – He’s one of the most tenacious players in the NBA and seems to take every challenge extremely personally. It feels like Adebayo is going to be a leader in the NBA for a long time as the next Heat legend.

While I don’t know if LeBron himself is much of a Harry Potter fan, maybe his kids can tell him why it’s cool that he is a Gryffindor. But it’s not exactly surprising it went this way. He did tattoo “The Chosen One” on himself after all.

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NBA Reddit: The funniest threads in a world without basketball

Pray for NBA Reddit.

Look, fam. We all miss sports. The world is pretty boring right now without them.

We understand that they’re gone for now for good reason — we have to social distance to do our part in getting coronavirus out of here. But, man, do we miss our sports.

You know who misses sports the most? NBA Reddit. They are literally losing their minds right now without basketball to watch.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Reddit has always been the kookiest place on the internet. If you’re looking for good conspiracy content and deep dives on the most irrelevant details on the strangest things, you go to reddit. So it’s only natural that NBA Reddit would be weird — even with basketball.

But without it? People are LOSING IT. And it’s getting worse by the day.

Y’all. Somebody asked if an owner could *theoretically* circumvent the salary cap by MARRYING a player.

That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Someone asked if Zion Williamson would be as hyped if he had the name HERBERT BARTHOLOMEW. What?

It’s all just unraveling quickly. So quickly.

 

To be fair, it hasn’t been all, uh, super crazy. Some of it has been just mildly crazy. Someone said that Zion Williamson looks like Toothless the dragon from the Disney movie How to train a Dragon and, uh, maybe?

Someone also gave some pretty good social distancing tips by using NBA defense against Ben Simmons as an example.

These are tough times for all of us, but none of us are going through it like NBA Reddit is. Their minds are churning at 3,000 miles a minute and they aren’t stopping anytime soon.

Please, Basketball Gods. If there’s ANYTHING you can do to stop this madness, do it. If not for all of us, then just for the sanity of NBA Reddit.

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How to Watch Lakers vs. Warriors, NBA Live Stream, Prediction, Starting Lineups, TV Channel, Start Time

The Los Angeles Lakers will be heading to San Francisco on Thursday to take on the Golden State Warriors without LeBron James.

The Los Angeles Lakers will be heading to San Francisco on Thursday to take on the Golden State Warriors without LeBron James. After his best game of the year versus the Pelicans, he has opted for his load-management rest day tonight. Without James might not be much of a problem since the Warriors have lost their last seven games straight.

Lakers (-10) vs. Warriors

  • When: Thursday, February 27
  • Where: Chase Center, San Francisco, CA
  • Time: 10:30 p.m. ET
  • TV: TNT, SPEC
  • Live Stream: fuboTV (watch for free)

The Lakers have been firing on all cylinders over the last few weeks and tonight should be no different. Golden State always plays the Lakers tough but at this point in the season, the Lakers should continue to roll.

PROJECTED LINEUPS

Warriors

PG: Jordan Poole
SG: Damion Lee
SF: Andrew Wiggins
PF: Draymond Green
C: Marquese Chriss

Lakers

PG: Rajon Rondo
SG: Avery Bradley
SF: Danny Green
PF: Anthony Davis
C: JaVale McGee

Prediction: Even without LeBron tonight, the Warriors have had a steady skid in the Western Conference. I’d take The Lakers (-10) and the Under (222) in this matchup.

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How to Watch Trail Blazers vs. Pacers, NBA Live Stream, Prediction, Starting Lineups, TV Channel, Start Time

The struggling Portland Trail Blazers will head to Indianapolis on Thursday to take on the Indiana Pacers.

The struggling Portland Trail Blazers will head to Indianapolis on Thursday to take on the Indiana Pacers. While the Pacers have been a bit streaky the last few games, winning three of four, the Trail Blazers have lost four of their last five and look for some sort of spark tonight to get back on the right path.

Trail Blazers vs. Pacers (-10)

  • When: Thursday, February 27
  • Where: Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN
  • Time: 8:00 p.m. ET
  • TV: TNT, NSNW
  • Live Stream: fuboTV (watch for free)

Trail Blazers Lineup:

PG: CJ McCollum
SG: Gary Trent
SF: Trevor Ariza
PF: Carmelo Anthony
C: Hassan Whiteside

Pacers Lineup:

PG: Aaron Holiday
SG: Malcolm Brogdon
SF: T.J. Warren
PF: Domantas Sabonis
C: Myles Turner

Prediction: I’d be inclined to take the Trail Blazers (+10) and the points in this one, they have been searching for wins and even though the Pacers are on their home court they haven’t been an offensive juggernaut piling up points.

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How to Watch Rising Stars Game, NBA Live Stream, Schedule, TV Channel, Start Time

Watch the Rising Stars Game Live Online.

The NBA is loaded with young talent and the brightest young stars in the league will have a chance to shine in the 2020 NBA Rising Stars game. With the top picks in recent drafts teaming up with breakout stars from around the league, this game is sure to feature some exciting displays of athleticism from those with the strongest futures in the league right now.

Rising Stars Game

When: Friday, February 14

Time: 9:00 p.m. ET

TV: TNT

Live Stream: fuboTV (watch for free)

This contest features a format that pits the United States’ rising stars against those from the rest of the world. Leading Team World is Luka Doncic, who has captured the attention of the entire league as the point guard of the Dallas Mavericks. Doncic is joined most notably by DeAndre Ayton of the Phoenix Suns and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander of the Oklahoma City Thunder. With the ball distribution skills of Doncic and RJ Barrett being ideal for an exhibition game like this, Team World should get plenty of open looks.

Team USA has firepower all over the court as well since they are led by the fearsome trio of Trae Young, Ja Morant, and Zion Williamson. Young was selected as a member of the Rising Stars team, along with being named as a reserve for the All-Star Game. Meanwhile, Morant and Williamson have lived up to the hype of being the top two picks in last year’s NBA Draft, as they have looked like stars for their respective teams through the first half of the season. 

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How to Watch Houston Rockets, NBA Live Stream, Schedule, TV Channel, Start Time

Watch Houston Rockets Live Online.

Boasting a perennial MVP candidate and one of the most exciting offenses in the NBA, the Houston Rockets come into every season with high expectations. But with the acquisition of one of the game’s most exciting players in the offseason, the expectations surrounding the Rockets may be higher than ever. Can James Harden and Russell Westbrook bring the Rockets to new heights during the 2019-2020 season?

Watch the Houston Rockets 2019-20 Season

Next game: vs. Los Angeles Clippers, Wednesday, Nov. 13, 7:30 p.m. ET 

Local TV affiliate for the season: AT&T SportsNet Southwest

Streaming option for the season: fuboTV (watch for free)

One of the biggest moves of the summer in the NBA was the decision by the Rockets to trade point guard Chris Paul to the Oklahoma City Thunder and to bring in Westbrook. The move reunited Harden and Westbrook, who helped bring the Thunder to the NBA Finals in 2012. That was before either player had reached his current status and become a league MVP. The question now is whether or not the two stars can coexist well enough to bring Houston a championship.

Outside of Harden and Westbrook, the rest of the Rockets roster will need to play at a high level on both sides of the court. Shooters like Eric Gordon and Ryan Anderson knocking down shots will force defenses not to put too much of their attention on Harden and Westbrook, both of whom are at their best when they have room to operate and get to the basket against overmatched defenders. With offensive expert Mike D’Antoni at the helm, expect the team to find ways to space the floor and get open shots for the supporting cast.

Rockets November 2019 Schedule (All Times ET)

Wed. Nov. 13 vs. Clippers, 7:30 p.m.

Fri. Nov. 15 vs. Pacers, 8:00 p.m.

Sat. Nov 16 @ Timberwolves, 8:00 p.m.

Mon. Nov. 18 vs. Trail Blazers, 8:00 p.m.

Wed. Nov. 20 @ Nuggets, 9:00 p.m.

Fri. Nov. 22 @ Clippers, 10:30 p.m.

Sun. Nov 24 vs. Mavericks, 3:30 p.m.

Wed. Nov 27 vs. Heat, 8:00 p.m.

Sat. Nov. 30 vs. Hawks, 8:00 p.m.

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