Ranking every flavor of Hard Mountain Dew, because it’s summer and America needs this

Hard Mountain Dew is a phenomenon — a branded booze that actually lives up to its name. So what flavors stand out the most?

A burgeoning new world of alcohol is upon us. Mountain Dew now has booze in it.

Not the traditional soft drink version, of course, but Hard MTN Dew is a malt beverage true to its original roots. And at five percent alcohol and 100 calories, it’s a proper contender to the throne of an ever-expanding hard seltzer/canned cocktail empire. Gone are the days where you had to mix tequila or vodka into your neon green beverage to create that perfect combat margarita taste. Instead, we live in an era where we can simply choose to do so.

Hard Dew is more than just hype. When I reviewed it last year I was seriously impressed with the amount of true-to-brand flavor the company was able to cram into each can with a seltzer-style calorie payload (and more booze than a light beer). And I clearly wasn’t the only one, as the folks behind the launch haven’t just expanded to new territories — 14 states and counting — but new flavors. Summer 2023 was the backdrop for a Baja Blast-themed extension that brings the Hard MTN Dew portfolio up to eight flavors.

And, because I am a journalist, I am ranking them.

The top 22 scoring teams in the country in 2022

Today, let’s celebrate the wonder of offense.

Winning football games is an exceedingly complicated business. And yet, it still boils down to scoring more points than the other guy.

While defense and special teams will always have their place, there’s nothing quite as exciting as running up the score. Today, let’s celebrate the wonder of offense by counting down the top 22 scoring high school football teams around the country in the 2022 season according to stats from Maxpreps.

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