The McDonald’s-inspired Hamburglar, Birdie and Grimace shoes Crocs just released are the creepiest things ever

These shoes all have eyes and they stare back at you.

It’s not hard to make an ugly pair of Crocs. The shoes are just generally hideous pieces of footwear.

They’re basically just wearable thumbs for your feet. Did anything about that last sentence sound aesthetically pleasing? Your answer should be no. If it is yes, please let me know immediately and send me your location so I can inform the authorities of your whereabouts. Thanks.

Anyway, I digress. The point of this article isn’t to tell you that Crocs are ugly. You know that already.

What I’m here to inform you is that McDonald’s and Crocs have collaborated to make some of the most heinous pieces of footwear I’ve ever seen.

The brands released four pairs of Crocs — three clogs inspired by McDonald’s, Hamburglar and Birdie as well as another pair of fuzzy slides inspired by Grimace.

Here’s a look.

Yikes, right? I don’t know what’s worse — the fact that these all exist or the fact that they also have eyes. It makes them even creepier. Grimace, in particular, is just staring into the depths of your soul and telling you to go buy a Big Mac right now.

Grimace was already creepy as is. I don’t need his eyes staring right back at me from my feet. That’s weird.

Listen, man. If you’re into these, more power to you. But you’ll never catch me in a pair.

Shrek Crocs are now a thing, as the comfort shoe brand goes ogre-green

Do you want Shrek Crocs? If so, Shrek Crocs are now a thing.

If you’re a fan of Crocs and a fan of Shrek, then the perfect shoe has been created specifically just for you.

In a combination that feels so out there but also kind of right at the same time, Crocs is now selling the “Shrek Clog.”

Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a Shrek-green Croc with a Shrek nose, Shrek ears and a furry back strap that is supposed to represent Shrek’s brown vest.

We’re not trying to be hyperbolic here: these are the most Shrek shoes of all time. Like, there is no competition. These are the most Shrek shoes ever.

If you’re eager to hop in a pair of “Shrek Clogs” and saunter around town like the layered ogre you are, you don’t have to go to Far, Far Away to get a pair.

You can get yourself some “Shrek Clogs” by heading over to Croc’s website.

No word if the Crocs come with a swamp home or a talking donkey best friend who never shuts up about waffles.

SPECIAL DELIVERY: The Crocs Craze is real with Salehe Bembury’s new Crocs Pollex Clog and it’s so unbelievable

Salehe Bembury’s Crocs had people lining up for hours to get them. The Croc Craze is real.

Crocs, man. Nearly 10 years ago had you been seen rocking a pair of Crocs out in public while not on the clock at work, you ran the risk of being completely roasted.

These clogs never used to be something people got hyped up about. They weren’t even close to the level of popularity something from Jordan Brand or, really, anything Nike produced.

Yet, here we are in 2022, and not only are Crocs still out here, but they’re completely taking over the sneaker game. They’ve shifted the footwear world into a space where foam clogs are not only surviving, but they’re thriving.

Crocs is leading the space with a new collab from hit designer Salehe Bembury. We take a look at them on today’s episode of Special Delivery and talk about why this is such a big deal.

Tap in.

Justin Bieber’s new Crocs are here and fans were upset they couldn’t get a pair

Rinse, wash, repeat.

Sorry isn’t going to cut it this time from Justin Bieber.

After weeks of waiting for his new Crocs to finally release on Tuesday, fans everywhere on the internet were left empty handed (or empty carted?) when the Crocs instantly sold out after hours of waiting in line.

The process was a whole mess. They were scheduled to release at 12 noon Eastern Time. Customers were supposed to be able to wait in virtual lines for a chance to buy the clogs.

But because of the high demand for the Crocs, they pushed the release back to 1 p.m. instead of 12.

Customers got back in line and waited for nearly two hours after that tweet for the shoes just to sell out around 2:30 p.m.

Needless to say, fans were not happy with the process.

This was particularly upsetting because there were customers who, once again, were using bots to take up multiple spaces in line and buy multiple pairs despite the limit only being one per customer.

This is literally the same thing as the Bad Bunny drop. The same process. It’s also the same as, basically, every hyped Nike SNKRS drop there is. They release these shoes with very little protection against bots and fans of the shoes end up paying way more than retail on the secondary market.

It’s a shame that things turned out this way, yet again. Especially considering that the Bad Bunny release was only a few weeks ago. There was time to do a better job and it didn’t happen.

Hopefully, before Crocs does another one of these collabs, they’ll figure things out.

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Bad Bunny’s new Crocs sold out in minutes and fans were so upset about it

Here we go again.

Normally when we talk about footwear selling out at extremely ridiculous rates, it’s some sort of Nike sneaker release on their SNKRS app.

Not on Tuesday, though. This time, it was Crocs. Yes, Crocs — the weird, yet super comfortable, clogs that everyone loves to wear.

Reggaeton superstar Bad Bunny dropped his own pair of Crocs as part of a collaboration with the brand and fans were super excited to get their hands on them.

No one could blame them, either. They look pretty cool and they glow in the dark. They also come with some cool jibbitz — those little charms you can put in the holes of your Crocs.

Lots of people wanted in on these, but they were limited. They were limited to just one pair per customer. And they were only just $60.

Problem was they were gone in 15 minutes.

So, of course, you know the bots are going to swoop in and do what they do. Buy up all the stock, take them to the secondary market and resell them. Right now they’re closing in on a $300 price tag on StockX.

And, of course, everyone who was trying to buy them ended up mad online.

Unfortunately, this is just par for the course when it comes to buying, well, anything these days. It could be a pair of Dunks from Nike or a pair of clogs from Crocs. It could even be a whole Playstation 5. Resellers are just ruining the consumer experience.

At least on Crocs part, they acknowledged that bots totally took over the release and hinted that there may be more coming.

Hopefully, with whatever comes next, real fans will have a better chance of getting their hands on a pair.