Shrek Crocs are now a thing, as the comfort shoe brand goes ogre-green

Do you want Shrek Crocs? If so, Shrek Crocs are now a thing.

If you’re a fan of Crocs and a fan of Shrek, then the perfect shoe has been created specifically just for you.

In a combination that feels so out there but also kind of right at the same time, Crocs is now selling the “Shrek Clog.”

Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a Shrek-green Croc with a Shrek nose, Shrek ears and a furry back strap that is supposed to represent Shrek’s brown vest.

We’re not trying to be hyperbolic here: these are the most Shrek shoes of all time. Like, there is no competition. These are the most Shrek shoes ever.

If you’re eager to hop in a pair of “Shrek Clogs” and saunter around town like the layered ogre you are, you don’t have to go to Far, Far Away to get a pair.

You can get yourself some “Shrek Clogs” by heading over to Croc’s website.

No word if the Crocs come with a swamp home or a talking donkey best friend who never shuts up about waffles.