For just $75, you can apparently get a Connor Stalions Cameo video

What a steal!

Connor Stalions may be out of a job with Michigan after all those sign-stealing allegations involving the former Marine, but if this is actually him on Cameo, maybe he’s doing just fine.

The account popped up recently, and Front Office Sports posted a video of him doing a fantasy draft order pick video (see below). As many people have pointed out, he has a five-star rating as of publishing this post, and I can only imagine how many Michigan fans are lining up to have him do a video for them after winning a national title.

Here’s the video we saw on Wednesday:

Connor Stalions reactivates social media to celebrate Michigan football national championship

This is too good! #GoBlue

Michigan football found itself in serious controversy all season, and no story was bigger in college football than alleged sign stealer Connor Stalions.

The former Wolverine staffer resigned midseason after multiple stories were released about his operation. Except for a few minutes following his resignation, he had deactivated his X (formerly Twitter) account.

He remained elusive, until now.

While Stalions was spotted at both the Big Ten Championship game and Rose Bowl, he remained out of the spotlight. However, with Michigan football winning the national championship on Monday, Stalions reactivated his Twitter account to celebrate his former team’s historic win.

Michigan beat Washington for the national championship, and fans immediately made Connor Stalions jokes

College football fans’ reactions were super predictable, they were pretty funny too.

The reaction from college football fans was as predictable as ever, but it was pretty funny too.

No. 1 Michigan capped off a perfect 15-0 season with a 34-13 win over No. 2 Washington in the College Football Playoff national championship game Monday night at NRG Stadium in Houston. The Wolverines were dominant, particularly on defense as they cornered Huskies quarterback Michael Penix Jr. seemingly play after play.

And while several Michigan players made some standout plays to carry the team to its first national title since 1997, college football fans predictably responded with jokes. Specifically about Connor Stalions.

RELATED: Did Connor Stalions attend Michigan’s Rose Bowl win? An Instagram post may confirm it

If you need a refresher, Stalions is the former Michigan football staffer at the heart of the Wolverines’ sign-stealing scandal that overshadowed much of the 2023 season and led to a three-game suspension for coach Jim Harbaugh.

The NCAA’s investigation into the sign-stealing scandal remains ongoing, as are the jokes, and especially now that Michigan is college football’s 2023-24 national champion.

Eli Drinkwitz cracked a snarky Connor Stalions joke after learning of Missouri’s Cotton Bowl opponent

Ryan Day and Ohio State were just minding their business when Eli Drinkwitz showed up.

The Michigan and Connor Stalions jokes will be happening for a long time.

During a wild College Football Playoff selection show that caused chaos among fans and intense debates from analysts, there was at least one man who had the jokes ready to go.

Upon discovering that the University of Missouri will play Ryan Day and Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl, head coach Eli Drinkwitz fired off a timely dig at Jim Harbaugh and Michigan over the Connor Stalions sign-stealing investigation.

Drinkwitz was getting ready to end his interview with ESPN’s Rece Davis when he “received an impromptu phone call” that he had to take.

 

Michigan football booster denies involvement in Connor Stalions’ operation

This story gets crazier and crazier. #GoBlue

Friday saw new twists and turns in the Connor Stalions and Michigan football saga, as beloved linebackers coach Chris Partridge was dismissed from his post and a mysterious ‘Uncle T’ emerged.

Both The Athletic and Yahoo identified booster Tim Smith as ‘Uncle T,’ who was alleged to have at least partially bankrolled Stalions’ operation, however, in conversations with both, he vehemently denied that.

Yahoo:

“I can give you good news,” Smith said during a 30-minute phone call with Yahoo Sports. “I don’t recognize being known as ‘Uncle T’ and I will refute that myself. I never funded Connor. To say I knew him is perhaps overstating it. I said hi to him. I’ve spoken to him more since he left Michigan to make sure the young man is OK.”

Smith is being targeted, along with Stalions, as a “fall guy” in the NCAA’s probe into the school, Smith said. Both of them are being “thrown under the bus,” he said. On Friday morning, for instance, officials from the school’s name, image and likeness collective, Champions Circle, dismissed Smith as a member, he tells Yahoo Sports.

Smith later continued, noting that Stalions sold his house (presumably in California) which yielded a profit. That allowed him to bankroll his own operation, in conjunction with renting out rooms in his Michigan home via AirBnB (as reported in an earlier dossier on Stalions).

Stalions self-funded the sign-stealing effort by selling a home for more than $100,000, Smith said Stalions told him.

The alleged scheme in which Stalions operated has been described as an elaborate, multi-year system in which he bought tickets to games involving future Michigan opponents and then had associates — as many as 65, per the NCAA’s investigation — attend games to video a team’s play-call signals.

“People don’t understand why he would do it,” Smith said. “He paid his own way. It meant a lot to him and he was trying to do whatever he could (for Michigan).”

Smith continues later by noting that he’s unsure that any rules were broken.

The Athletic reports that Smith has been in communication with Stalions after the fact, just to check on his well-being.

Smith acknowledged that he has had contact with Stalions since the scandal broke. He said he reached out to see how Stalions was faring on a “human level” but reiterated that he was not involved in the scheme in any way.

He said neither the NCAA, the Big Ten nor the University of Michigan has reached out to discuss the situation with him.

A Michigan graduate, Smith was on the board of the NIL collective ‘Champions Circle,’ but he has since been ousted from the board.

College fans have theories on who Michigan booster ‘Uncle T’ is after being implicated in cheating scandal

The hunt is on to unmask Uncle T

Folks, we have a brand new college football side character to care about! What a sweet treat as we head into a typically mundane Week 12 slate across the sport.

On Friday, Yahoo Sports’ Dan Wetzel and Ross Dellenger dropped a new detailed report on the investigation into Michigan’s sign-stealing scandal. There is a lot to parse through — including allegations that linebackers coach Chris Partridge, who was fired Friday, tried to cover up evidence tied to Connor Stalions.

But the headline for most college fans is the existence of a Michigan booster who allegedly helped financed the scheme. He is known in NCAA reports only as “Uncle T” and is purported to have contributed thousands of dollars to help Stalions cover expenses related to in-person scouting.

Multiple sources say that Partridge is not alleged at this time of knowing about the advanced scouting by Stalions, but acted after the fact to cover up evidence. Sources tell Yahoo Sports that a booster — named in the NCAA report as “Uncle T” — helped fund the alleged scheme, giving Stalions thousands of dollars for expenses.

The story comes on the heels of Michigan reversing course and dropping its pursuit of a temporary restraining order against the Big Ten. Instead the school and head coach Jim Harbaugh have accepted the conference’s three-game sideline suspension which will allow Harbaugh to remain with the team except on game days. Harbaugh served the first game of the suspension last week against Penn State and will now be out against Maryland and Ohio State.

As you can imagine, college fans cared much less about that news than the emergence of a booster known only as Uncle T. The internet went wild with theories over who could be the man behind the moniker.

It’s worth noting we have no confirmation on Uncle T’s identity whatsoever, but social media sure seems to have a few ideas.

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Michigan football did not pay for Connor Stalions’ sign-stealing operation

But you know rival schools will continue to just make stuff up anyway. #GoBlue

Well, there goes yet another narrative.

When it was revealed in mid-October that former Michigan football staffer Connor Stalions was allegedly operating a scheme using people to film the opposing sidelines in-game, the rhetoric from many was that Stalions was getting reimbursed for his expenses by the program itself.

On Wednesday, that claim turned out to be false.

According to the Associated Press, none of Stalions’ expenditures were expensed to the university.

Connor Stalions, the former Michigan staffer at the center of sign-stealing investigation by the NCAA, did not file any expense reports during the 17 months he was formally employed by the football program, according to the school.

The Associated Press filed a Freedom of Information Act request for Stalions’ expense reports while he was employed from May 2022 through Nov. 3, 2023. There are no responsive records, Patricia Sellinger, chief freedom of information officer at the school, replied in an email sent Wednesday.

On Friday, when the Big Ten suspended Jim Harbaugh for the rest of the regular season, it noted there has been no discovered connection between the Michigan football head coach and Stalions’ operation. Harbaugh has maintained he had no knowledge of, nor did he direct Stalions’ actions.

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A Penn State player trolled Michigan’s sign-stealing scandal with his celebration

Well played, Dani Dennis-Sutton. Well played.

Michigan’s sign-stealing controversy has become easy fodder for opponents to mock, and Penn State defensive end Dani Dennis-Sutton went right for the scandal during a celebration on Saturday.

With the Nittany Lions hosting the Wolverines, Jim Harbaugh’s latest suspension had to have been the talk around Happy Valley this weekend.

The Big Ten suspended Jim Harbaugh: The Michigan sign-stealing scandal, explained

Dennis-Sutton took full advantage of Michigan’s issues during a very funny on-field celebration, as he pretended to be Connor Stalions stealing signs for Michigan. He had the pretend binoculars and everything; it was perfect.

Even if Penn State didn’t win on Saturday, everyone should’ve given Dennis-Sutton a pat on the back for this genius trolling.

All of Michigan’s future opponents will rightfully be poking fun at the sign-stealing scandal, and it’ll be something that looms over the Wolverines for the rest of the season.

Dennis-Sutton’s clever celebration feels like something we’ll see other players do when they make a big play on Michigan from here on out.

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Jim Harbaugh’s court filing as imagined by the For The Win staff

Michigan’s lawyers write with such prose

Following Jim Harbaugh and Michigan’s request for a temporary restraining order against the Big Ten Conference’s three-game sideline suspension of the Wolverine’s head coach, the case landed on the docket of Judge Carol Kunhke after originally being submitted to Judge Timothy Connors

While both judges are Michigan graduates, the case will not be heard until the Friday before Week 12. For The Win obtained* the legal argument submitted by Michigan and has published it in full below.

*Totally made up

 

Gee, Honorable Kunhke

Ya gotta understand,

Every team is jealous

Of our Michigan Man,

Our schedule may be weak

So the scores are outta hand

Golly Moses, they’re coming for our brand!

 

Gee, Honorable Kunhke, we’re very upset

We never seem to earn the whole nation’s respect

We ain’t no delinquents

We’re misunderstood

Deep down inside us there is good!

There is good!

 

There is good, there is good

There is untapped good

Like inside, the worse of us is good

 

Gee, kindly Big Ten worker

What ever shall we do? 

This Connor Stallions figure came right out of the blue! 

He wore so many costumes 

He stole so many signs! 

Sure it helped us winning, but we didn’t pay a dime!

 

Right! Tony Petitti, you’re really a square

This team don’t need a coach

Opponents ain’t got a prayer

It’s just their neurosis that oughta be curbed

This whole damn conference is disturbed!

 

They’re disturbed!

They’re disturbed, they’re disturbed

They’re the most disturbed

Like psychologically disturbed!

 

Gee, Kindly lawyer bloggers

Your expertise is grand

Your theories all are sound

And your service in demand

Our counselor costs a fortune

But your posts have all been scanned

Golly Moses, that’s why we’re all damned!

 

Thomas Mars, you’re our final hope

Attorneys for the Big Ten must think you’re a dope

Cause they waited til Friday to dump their results 

There is no one else we can consult! 

 

We can’t consult!

Can’t consult, Can’t consult 

No one to consult!

Like the offices are closed no consults

 

The trouble is he’s stealing

The trouble is he cheats

The trouble is he’s winning

The trouble is we’re beat!

We can’t beat him away

We can’t beat him at home

Kuhnke, we got troubles of our own!

 

Gee, Honorable Kuhnke

We’re all outta rhymes

‘Cause Connor Stalions stole them like he stole all our signs

Gee, Honorable Kuhnke

What are we to do?

Gee, Honorable Kuhnke—

Kuhnk you!

Jim Harbaugh’s lawyer seemingly plagiarized his response to the Big Ten from a message board and fans have so many theories

Coincidence or conspiracy? The Stalions scandal takes another weird turn.

Just when you think the Michigan football-Connor Stalions-alleged sign-stealing scandal can’t get any more ridiculously absurd, college football fans are here to remind you it absolutely can and will.

Take yesterday’s response to the Big Ten from Jim Harbaugh’s lawyer Tom Mars.

The letter is 10 pages long and full of all the legal theories you’d expect. But there is no official document college fans won’t peruse in its entirety and those who did discovered quite the coincidence: One of the arguments made by Mars was previously posted, word-for-word, on a Wolverines message board two days earlier from someone claiming to be a lawyer and Michigan alum.

Take a look for yourself.

From the MGoBlog post:

That provision is unambiguous and lists no exceptions. There is no rule in the conference handbook that would allow the Commissioner to bypass the NCAA (and the Big Ten’s Compliance and Reinstatement Subcommittee) because the Commissioner feels peer-pressured to act quickly.

And from the Mars letter:

Rule 32.2.2(C) is unambiguous and has no exceptions. There is no rule in the Big Ten Handbook that would allow the Commissioner to bypass the NCAA (and the Big Ten’s Compliance and Reinstatement Subcommittee) only because the Commissioner feels pressured to act quickly. Nor is there any precedent in the history of the Big Ten for imposing penalties without a reasonable investigation first being completed of the incident in question.

Huh. Weird! Surely college fans will just let this go.

Just kidding, of course they didn’t. The theories began running wild almost immediately over the similarities. My personal favorite is that Mars was testing out his talking points on MGoBlog before officially responding to the Big Ten.

Of course, there’s no evidence any of that is true. It just didn’t stop the conspiracy theories from taking off.