Ohio State vs. Rutgers: Five snarky reasons the Buckeyes win

Ohio State is almost assured a victory Saturday on the road against Rutgers. Here’s five tongue-in-the-cheek reasons the Buckeyes win.

The rapture is unlikely to happen before Saturday afternoon

If you follow the Christian faith, then you know about the rapture. Sometime, in the twinkling of an eye, and when least expected in the end of days, believers will be snatched up and taken to heaven.

Now, while I fully believe we are in the end of days with what this world is coming to, I will gladly place a bet on any odds that much of the world (Ohio State players included) won’t be rescued from this world by way of the rapture.

If it did happen though, Ohio State would surely have to scramble to fill out the two-deep. Whichever team can do the best to put a team on the field would have a big advantage. This would provide hope in Piscataway, and for all human kind to be honest.

Now, about that plague of locusts …

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