Ohio State vs. Rutgers: Five snarky reasons the Buckeyes win

Ohio State is almost assured a victory Saturday on the road against Rutgers. Here’s five tongue-in-the-cheek reasons the Buckeyes win.

The flu hasn’t decimated Central Ohio just yet

What better way to create a level playing field against a team that has much more superior talent than rooting for an influenza strain to make its way through the opposing locker room? The bad news there is that the flu hasn’t gotten so bad in Central Ohio yet that it’s wreaking havoc on the Ohio State football team.

So. sorry Scarlet Knights fans. The only IV bags and breathing treatments that are in play here the ones needed after running up and down the field at SHI Stadium after scoring a bushel of points.

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