Ohio State vs. Rutgers: Five snarky reasons the Buckeyes win

Ohio State is almost assured a victory Saturday on the road against Rutgers. Here’s five tongue-in-the-cheek reasons the Buckeyes win.

The time machine has not been invented yet

Well, this goes without saying, but time travel is not available at your local travel agent just yet. Even if it were, what year would you transport to for grabbing players of the past? The best bet looks like 2006 or so when Greg Schiano was coaching and running back Ray Rice was running his way to close to 2,000 yards.

Of course both are still alive, so that’s a plus. And while Schiano may still make his way full-circle, it’s unlikely that Ray Rice has much burst left. He has also expired his college eligibility, so that could be a tough one to get by the NCAA.

But hey, maybe one day this will be an option. How about a time travel redshirt in the future? Maybe the transfer portal is the harboring of what’s to come here. That could explain a lot.

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