Ohio State vs. Rutgers: Five snarky reasons the Buckeyes win

Ohio State is almost assured a victory Saturday on the road against Rutgers. Here’s five tongue-in-the-cheek reasons the Buckeyes win.

A significant weather event is not in the cards

C’mon mother nature, win one for the gipper. I mean, it’s kinda true that the weather is starting to turn north of the Mason-Dixon line, but there’s not a blizzard, freezing rain event, or Noreaster expected this weekend.

That’s bad news for Rutgers.

Wind, rain, and other natural weather events could certainly keep Ohio State from putting up seventy points, but it doesn’t look like there will be much help from the weather sciences this weekend.

As of right now, the forecast at kickoff is calling for a temperature around 38 degrees, with sun and no precipitation or windy conditions. Sorry Rutgers, can’t count on that one either. Then again, weather men are notorious for being wrong, so there’s still a small glimmer of hope. Am I right?

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