Play-by-play announcers everywhere are staying busy by calling non-sporting events

Play by play of traffic is what we need right now.

Joe Buck isn’t the only play-by-play announcer who’s using this time of social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic to keep his skills sharp — he asked for Twitter followers for videos and then called his wife and son interacting — with the sports world suspended.

There are other famous voices using this time to stay busy by calling random stuff. Josh Lewin, who calls UCLA games, is doing #PlayByPlayofAnythingAtAll, a collection of calls of mundane everyday activities that he’s collecting on Twitter and YouTube.

Here are a few from Lewin, including him calling someone taking food out of the oven and describing traffic:

And here are others giving it a shot:

There’s also Nick Health — who calls rugby in the UK — keeping busy with #LifeCommentary:

Others are following suit:

And of course, Buck!

(Thanks to Awful Announcing for sharing.)

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Joe Buck practiced announcing at home with a hilarious play-by-play call of his family

“Oh, and he has hit his mom! He has hit his mom.”

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing the cancellation of basically every sporting event on the planet (except for hockey in Belarus), it has been a decidedly slow time for sports fans … and broadcasters.

After all, it’s awfully difficult to be a sports announcer with no sports to announce, so leave it to lead Fox Sports announcer Joe Buck to come up with a solution in the meantime.

He’s just going to call play-by-play for everyday life.

On Sunday, Buck tweeted out to his followers — while in isolation with his family — and asked for videos of everyday activities. He planned to supply play-by-play audio of those moments. He wanted to get some announcing reps in to stay sharp.

He also wanted those who had their videos posted to donate to a cause during quarantine. He got the idea started with a play-by-play call of his wife, Michelle Beisner-Buck, and one of their young sons. Things really escalated.

“Oh, and he has hit his mom! He has hit his mom.”

That’ll be up there with the Minneapolis Miracle.

Keep these videos coming, Joe. The sports world needs this.

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ESPN personalities poke fun at the ‘Imagine’ video with their own, Linkin Park singalong

LOL.

Lots of people are offering up their own versions of the video that popped up this week in which Wonder Woman actress Gal Gadot enlisted a bunch of celebrities to sing John Lennon’s Imagine.

It’s being mocked on all corners of the Internet, and with a bunch of ESPN personalities from shows like Around the Horn and Highly Questionable staying home due to social distancing, they had the time to offer their own supercut of singing: In the End, by Linkin Park, which seems to have sprouted out of a Pablo Torre joke on Twitter.

This is pretty great stuff:

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Stephen A. Smith shared a hilarious supercut of ‘First Take’ on a baby filter

That’s how you improve the show.

In times like these, it can seem awfully ridiculous to turn on the television and watch adults screaming about sports. Honestly, it’s kind of ridiculous at any time.

But I must give Stephen A. Smith — and the folks running social at ESPN — some credit here because a baby-filter version of First Take was exactly what the world needed right now.

On Wednesday, Smith took to Twitter and shared a supercut video of First Take under a baby filter. We were greeted to Smith — with a super high-pitch voice — going at it with a baby-filter version of Max Kellerman and Marcus Spears about the Tom Brady news.

It was so good.

Yeah, that video will never get old.

On Thursday, Smith and the First Take crew re-watched that baby episode, and they particularly enjoyed how Spears looked with the filter.

Every episode of First Take should be aired like that.

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ESPN is bringing back The Ocho during this time of need, and here’s the schedule

Thanks, Worldwide Leader.

It’s not a bold strategy to do what ESPN is about to do for viewers stuck at home due to social distancing and quarantining.

The Worldwide Leader is bringing back The Ocho, the round-the-clock programming of quirky sports that it’s put together three times in recent years, turning ESPN2 into ESPN8 (“If it’s almost a sport, we’ve got it here!”) thanks to the joke from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story that has become a favorite of sports fans everywhere.

On Sunday, March 22, we’re getting quite a lineup, which was announced on Thursday. Here’s the schedule of what we’ll see via ESPN:

12 a.m. — Johnsonville ACL Cornhole Championships: 2020 Kickoff Battle

2 a.m. — World Axe Throwing League: 2019 World Championship

4 a.m. — U.S. Open Ultimate Championships

6 a.m. — 2019 Spikeball College Championship

7 a.m. — 2019 Las Vegas Highland Games

7:30 a.m. — Putt Putt Championships

8 a.m. — 2019 IDEAL Electricians National Championship

9 a.m. — E:60 as part of The Ocho

9:30 a.m. — 51st National Stone Skipping Competition

10:30 a.m. — 2007 World Sport Stacking Championships

11:30 a.m. — 2019 World Sign Spinning Championship

Noon — 2006 Krystal World Hamburger Eating Championship

1 p.m. — 2006 Johnsonville Brat Eating World Championship

2 p.m. — European TramDriver Championship

3 p.m. — 2019 Stupid Robot Fighting League

3:30 p.m. — 46th Annual Cherry Pit Spitting Championship

4 p.m. — Professional Arm Wrestling Championships

4:30 p.m. — 2019 Golden Tee World Championship

5 p.m. — 2018 Classic Tetris World Championship

5:30 p.m. — E:60 on ESPN8 Presented by Liberty Mutual

6:30 p.m. — America’s Dodgeball Continental Cup: USA vs. Canada

7:30 p.m. — 2019 Jelle’s Marble Runs

8 p.m. — Slippery Stairs: College Tour

8:30 p.m. — 2019 Death Diving World Championship

9:30 p.m. — Dodge Juggle 3

10:30 p.m. — Moxie Games 3

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1 tabloid back page chillingly sums up all the sports cancellations due to coronavirus

“The day the sports world stopped.”

The NBA. Major League Baseball. The NHL. The NCAA tournament. The PGA Tour. MLS. Champions League. Premier League.

They’re all either suspended, postponed or canceled, and as my colleague Andy Nesbitt put it so succinctly, this sucks.

March 12, 2020 is a day in sports we’ll never forget, and that’s what the New York Post’s back page focused on: “The day the sports world stopped,” which pretty much sums it all up in one phrase.

There’s also a subtle change to their usual back cover — Normally, “The best sports in town” is splashed across the top, but now it’s “no more sports in town.”

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Chris Haynes on the suspended NBA season, where league goes from here

Alex Kennedy talks with Yahoo’s Chris Haynes about the NBA suspending this season, how long it may last and where the league goes from here.

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On this episode of The HoopsHype Podcast, Alex Kennedy is joined by Yahoo Sports’ NBA insider Chris Haynes to discuss the NBA’s decision to suspend the 2019-20 season due to the coronavirus epidemic. They discuss how long this suspension may last, what people around the NBA are saying, possible long-term consequences and where the league goes from here. Time-stamps are below!

1:00: Alex and Chris react to the NBA’s decision to suspend the season. Chris says that this was a last resort for the league, but Rudy Gobert testing positive for coronavirus gave the league no choice.

4:15: How long will the suspension last? It’s possible that the stoppage will only last several weeks, but that’s up in the air. Chris shares what he’s hearing and which teams have tested their players thus far.

7:05: There’s currently a shortage of coronavirus tests, which only complicates this situation for everybody involved.

10:45: Players and executives are very confused about what happens next and they have a lot of questions for the league office. Chris talks about what he’s heard from people around the NBA and how they’re reacting.

13:05: Mark Cuban is putting together a program to pay Dallas’ arena workers who will be without work due to this stoppage. The Collective Bargaining Agreement says that in the event of an extreme emergency like an epidemic, the league doesn’t have to pay players for missed games. Chris shares what he’s hearing about whether players will be paid.

13:55: The NBA may have a hard time finishing the season without impacting the 2020-21 campaign. If the NBA is able to resume play, Haynes speculates that they may have no choice but to end the regular season and jump right to the playoffs.

16:10: This stoppage will have a significant impact on the basketball-related income (BRI), which means the salary cap and luxury tax for next season could be very different than previously expected.

18:20: This afternoon, the NBA had a conference call with their Board of Governors to discuss the league’s plan and what the future holds. Chris shares what that call will likely entail.

‘Good Morning Football’ co-host Kyle Brandt rips coronavirus ‘tough guys’

Brandt delivered a rant Thursday morning.

Good Morning Football co-host Kyle Brandt has had enough of what he called “a little bit of a social pandemic that is bothering me.”

He described people as “(coronavirus) tough guys” who tell you, “It’s just the flu, chill out, wash your hands, shut up and go to work” and went on to thank former Chicago Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long for admitting he was wrong about coronavirus being just a “fad sickness.”

He concluded with this: “Maybe it’s time to stop collecting retweets by telling people to do nothing and it’s okay.”

Watch the entire rant he delivered on Thursday morning below:

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Is the hot hand real? WSJ’s Ben Cohen on his book and the science of streaks

Is the “hot hand” real? For years, researchers said no. However, new data proves that it exists, which Ben Cohen explores in his new book.

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In 1985, research seemed to indicate that the hot-hand phenomenon doesn’t actually exist and humans just see patterns in randomness. Anyone who’s played or watched basketball had a hard time believing this. However, in recent years, new data proved that the hot hand is a real thing. Ben Cohen, an author and reporter for The Wall Street Journal, wrote a book about this called “The Hot Hand: The Mystery and Science of Streaks.” Ben joined Alex Kennedy on The HoopsHype Podcast to discuss this new research, real-life examples of the hot hand and more. Time-stamps are below!

1:10: Ben talks about how this book came together and what it was like writing his first book.

4:30: The original study that said the hot hand isn’t real was published in 1985 after the researchers studied the Philadelphia 76ers. They studied in-game stats and had players shoot jumpers and predict whether the ball would go in prior to each attempt. Ben provides some more details about this study and discusses the controversial results.

6:55: In recent years, Carolyn Stein and John Ezekowitz did research of their own that was much more in-depth. Using SportVU data, they were able to study over 83,000 shots from the 2012-13 season. This study determined that the hot hand is 100 percent real.

10:20: Two other researchers found that the 1985 study was very flawed and, when interpreted correctly, actually proved that the hot hand does exist. Upon further review, the study showed that players who got hot actually saw a 12 percent increase in their shooting percentage.

11:55: Even though the 1985 study was wrong about the hot hand, it is true that humans look for patterns when they aren’t there (rather than accepting randomness). One example that Ben writes about in the book is Spotify being forced to make their shuffle-music option less random because people were upset when it was truly random and the same artist played back-to-back.

14:50: Not only is there evidence that our ancestors also believed in the hot-hand theory, recent studies show that monkeys believe in it too.

16:20: Is there any way to predict when you’re going to get hot?

18:30: The hot-hand phenomenon applies to more than just basketball, as Ben covers in this book. Musicians, artists, scientists, directors, writers and many other creators experience the hot hand as well.

23:10: The hot hand is a big reason why NBA Jam was one of the most successful arcade games of all-time. NBA Jam also conditioned many people to believe in the hot hand including a kid named Stephen Curry (whose father, Dell Curry, was in the game).

27:45: Ben writes about attending a meeting of The Harvard Sports Analysis Collective and noticing that all of the students are huge fans of Michael Lewis’ book “Moneyball.” Ben talks about how there’s an entire generation of people who grew up with analytics and think about sports differently.

30:00: Will the next generation of NBA players have a “Moneyball” mentality and focus on analytics more?

35:45: After spending so much time researching and writing this book, what were the biggest takeaways for Ben?

Click here to purchase Ben’s book “The Hot Hand: The Mystery and Science of Streaks.”

Sports fans had plenty of media trade proposals after Al Michaels-ESPN report

Funny stuff.

Could a media trade be in the mix?

According to a New York Post report, ESPN is going to attempt to trade with NBC Sports for Al Michaels, the Sunday Night Football broadcaster who is still under contract who was also once traded by the Worldwide Leader for the rights to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

The hope is to use him and convince Peyton Manning to join the booth to create a pairing that won’t be the subject of a lot of Twitter ridicule every Monday night.

While it probably doesn’t mean a deal has been offered yet, sports fans floated some ideas and jokes about what an ESPN and NBC trade would look like:

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