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Where in the world is Tom Brady?
He’s not in Tampa Bay Buccaneers training camp. All we know is that he’s attending “a personal matter” and it was something the GOAT and the franchise discussed before camp.
On Thursday, head coach Todd Bowles addressed the absence, saying there was “no definitive date” for him in terms of a return, but he wasn’t concerned.
Sure, you could see it as alarming. Or … something else is afoot.
If it’s not something health- or family-related — and we really, really hope it’s not, and this isn’t something way more serious — and it was previously scheduled?
There are theories floating around Twitter and NFL Reddit, and I can’t stop thinking about this: What if Tom Brady is off filming The Masked Singer?
Think about it, as these theories say: Brady signed to be on-air with FOX Sports when his playing days are over. The mystery singing show airs on … FOX.
The Redditor in question found out there’s a taping of the show on August 20. And then there’s the fact that his buddy Rob Gronkowski has been on, as has Terry Bradshaw (also works for FOX!) … HMMMMM!
Look, if everyone’s wrong about this, it could be more concerning. Let’s hope his absence isn’t over something serious.
Quick hits: The leaked USMNT World Cup kit continues to look bad … An awesome Mike Tomlin thing … and more.
— The more we’re seeing these leaked USMNT World Cup kits, the more people hate them.
— Mike Tomlin saw some local kids in a fight while driving to Steelers practice, and he brought them to training camp as guests. This is the best.
— General Booty NIL merch is fantastic.
— Some late-round fantasy football sleepers to help you win your league.