Tag: The Roast of Tom Brady

Eli Manning had the perfect roast of Tom Brady and he wasn’t even at the Netflix special

BOOM ROASTED

We’ve seen some absolutely wild and NSFW jokes told at Tom Brady’s expense during his Netflix special on Sunday night, but Eli Manning wasn’t even there.

Yet the former New York Giants quarterback got the best roast in thanks to a post on X (formerly Twitter), and I bet you can guess where he focused his message.

“I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night,” Manning wrote on Monday, “but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!”

BOOM ROASTED! Obviously, that’s a reference to Manning beating Brady and the New England Patriots in two Super Bowls. Well done.

Kim Kardashian probably didn’t deserve to get booed at the Tom Brady roast but fans did it anyway

C’mon, really? This was unnecessary.

Let’s just come out and say it: Kim Kardashian didn’t deserve all the boos at the Tom Brady roast that aired live on Netflix Sunday night.

The jokes at her expense? That’s part of roasting at one of these events — you dish out the (sometimes very tasteless) jokes and then you get the occasional (sometimes very tasteless) joke sent back your way.

So let’s focus on the moment that had everyone buzzing: Kardashian stepped up to the mic and the boos rained down. Why? Because she’s a Kardashian? It could be because she’s a bit of a square peg among the group of comedians and football stars, and sometimes that person gets razzed by the crowd at a roast. But I’m hoping it’s that and not for other reasons.

Here’s that moment and a couple of the jokes we could print:

Tom Brady (jokingly?) confessed to Deflategate in his Netflix roast

Well played, Tom Brady.

As is the tradition at a roast, the roastee becomes the roaster at the end of the long night of getting zinged, insulted and everything in between.

That was the case with Tom Brady at his Netflix roast, which included so many jokes at the GOAT’s expense, as well as Bill Belichick being a surprising star, and one very awkward moment.

But at the end, Brady got to take to the podium, and he delivered some very good jokes, including one about the very ridiculous Deflategate scandal he was at the center of.

“Remember Deflategate?” he asked. “The NFL spent $20 million and found that it was more probable than not that I was generally aware that someone may have deflated my footballs. You could have just given me the $20 million and I would just told you I [expletive] did it!”

WARNING: NSFW language ahead!

LOL!

Was Tom Brady actually mad about the Robert Kraft massage joke at his Netflix roast?

Was Tom Brady really mad at this?

The Tom Brady roast on Netflix was, as most roasts are, extremely wild and NSFW, with jokes of all kinds being flung at the GOAT QB, his former coach Bill Belichick, Rob Gronkowski and beyond (we rounded up the best moments!).

But there was one joke that Brady might have actually taken offense to, and it wasn’t one about him.

Comedian Jeff Ross, known as the king of the modern roasts, got up and said that Brady famously told Patriots owner Robert Kraft that drafting him was the best decision the Pats ever made.

Then, Ross added, “Would you like a massage?” a clear reference to Kraft being charged with misdemeanor prostitution solicitation in 2019 and with the charges eventually being dropped.

Brady walked over to Ross and could be heard saying, “Don’t say that [expletive] again.”

Now: was he actually mad and warned Ross about that? Or was that part of the act? He could be very protective of the owner who wasn’t at the center of the roast.

Here it is [WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE AHEAD]: