New Orleans’ Knights of Chaos parade takes aim at Saints QB Derek Carr

New Orleans’ satirical Knights of Chaos parade took aim at Saints quarterback Derek Carr, the “Red Zone Zombie” rising from the grave of the 2023 season

Derek Carr has some work to do winning over the New Orleans Saints fanbase. His poor play and bad attitude to start the 2023 season left a rough impression, despite his strong finish to the year — and that’s reflected during Carnival season. With parades picking up in anticipation of Mardi Gras, Carr found himself in the crosshairs of the Knights of Chaos.

A heavily satirical and often controversial krewe known for skewering politicians, celebrities, and other public figures, the Knights of Chaos rolled out one float featuring Carr as the “Red Zone Zombie” rising from the grave of the 2023 season.

“4th down, 90 million to go,” read one sign plastered next to Carr’s gaunt, bone-thin facsimile. A chorus of ghosts swarmed around Carr’s image as he dropped back to pass (missing an arm), pointedly booing him. Spectators in attendance reported that revelers took their cue, which was also the case at the Caesars Superdome at times this year.

But like it or not, Carr is here to stay. The Saints are expected to restructure his contract this offseason to help mange their salary cap situation and guarantee he’ll be on the roster through the 2024 and 2025 seasons. They’re hoping the addition of a new offensive staff headed by experienced play caller Klint Kubiak can get more out of Carr.

Playing at a higher level is just part of the equation. If Carr is going to win over the fanbase, he’ll have to put in the work and get out in the community, and maybe make an appearance at a parade or two. As Drew Brees has told other pro athletes coming to New Orleans, if they love the city, it’ll love them back.

In the meantime: disgruntled Saints fans are going to take out their frustrations as creatively as they can. Here are some photos and videos from the Knights of Chaos parade on Thursday night:

Celtics Lab 155: (Not a parody NBA basketball podcast) with Sam Sheehan

Sometimes, when the meat of an NBA season is just too well done, and too many cooks are spoiling the stew, one just has to sit back and call in the experts.

Sometimes, when the meat of an NBA season is just too well done and too many cooks are spoiling the stew, one has to sit back and call in the experts.

With the Boston Celtics cooking the rest of the league (besides the Chicago Bulls anyway), some of their players are in the running for MVP and others are struggling with social media, the hosts of the CLNS Media “Celtics Lab” podcast brought out the big guns to make sense of it all.

That would of course be Sam Sheehan, NBA Reporter for the Athletic 2.0, a very serious mind for a very serious era of Celtics basketball.

Join your usual hosts Alex Goldberg, Cameron Tabatabaie and Justin Quinn as they turn over the reigns of the Lab to Sheehan as we break with our usual footing on podcasting about the Celtics in a moment we felt a lighter approach to coverage might help get us through an early season malaise caused as much by the person running Twitter as what people use it for.

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For those of you confused by satire, this episode is (mostly) that before the 35-minute mark.

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Those of you not picking up on what the “You Know Ball” podcast host is laying down, we’ll return to our usual format next week — but until then, buckle up.

Listen to the “Celtics Lab” podcast on:

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3zBKQY6

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3GfUPFi

YouTube: https://bit.ly/3F9DvjQ

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