The NBA opened up a new tip hotline and fans had so many jokes

Hilarious.

The NBA season won’t come with a bubble this time around, but the league’s anonymous tip hotline is still making a return.

On Saturday, the league’s new COVID-19 protocols started to leak out. One of the protocols among the leagues was a new tip hotline like the one that they opened up in the summer for the bubble.

Amongst fans, it’s best known as the snitch line. The line was available for anyone on the NBA bubble’s campus to call league officials if they’d ever seen anyone stepping out of line with the NBA’s COVID-19 protocols.

And as much as we joke about it, the league is absolutely right to create this. The protocols were made to keep people safe and violating them could jeopardize everyone’s health. So, yes, the hotline is a great idea.

That’s why they’re bringing it back for this season even without a bubble, according to The Athletic’s Shams Charania.

As great an idea as it is, though, NBA fans still had their jokes. And they were pretty funny. Most of them were about Chris Paul.

The NBA’s new schedule and everything we know so far about the 2020-21 season

This is a lot.

The NBA is back already. In just a few weeks, players will head to their home markets for training camp and gear up for the next season.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. “Yo, didn’t the Lakers JUST win the title?” And, yes, they did. That is correct. And they’re not that happy about this quick start.

But it’s happening. The NBA Player’s Association tentatively agreed to starting the season on December 22 in time for Christmas Day, according to the New York Times.

Now, there’s a slim chance that could change. And there are still things that need to be decided on. But it’s looking more and more like that’ll be the path the league takes.

Once they do make it official, things will happen fast. Here’s what you need to know to keep up.

What’s the timeline?

Things are going to be moving extremely quickly and it all starts with the NBA draft.

Right now, teams are still gathering information and preparing to make their draft picks. After that, things are really uncertain. Here’s a quick timeline of what we have so far.

  • NBA Draft — November 18
  • Training camp — December 1
  • Regular season opener — December 22

So what’s missing?

Right now, we have no idea when free agency will start – and that’s a big deal. It can’t be too long after the draft — there are only about two weeks between the draft and the start of training camp.

Teams don’t want to be stuck in the position where they’re making new acquisitions and trying to get them up to speed in the middle of training camp with just three weeks left before the regular season. It’s going to be a tight squeeze.

We also don’t know when teams will be able to make trades again. The trade deadline from February is still in effect since last season has, technically, not ended on the league office side.

How do they fix this?

The league and the players are in negotiations right now trying to figure this thing out.

They extended their negotiation deadline for a modified CBA to November 9, per The Athletic’s Shams Charania, which is on Monday. The hope is that they’ll have some answers then.

But they’ve already moved the deadline twice and the two sides have struggled to come to an agreement. The players tentatively agreeing to this start is a positive sign, though.

And then, beyond that, they have to figure out a schedule. No one even knows who they’re playing yet.

Why won’t they give themselves more time? This seems wild.

It is pretty wild. The league’s offseason will only be 71 days — that’s not much of an offseason at all. And it’ll be even harder to integrate new rookies and signings into their new spots.

So, yeah, it’s a tough squeeze. Why are they doing it this way? Money, basically. Their December 22 would reportedly reduce the NBA’s losses for this season by $500 million, per the New York Times.

The league is also trying to avoid a scheduling conflict with the 2021 Olympics, which will begin next July.

But isn’t this dangerous?

Absolutely. There’s no bubble this time, so players will literally be traveling in the middle of a pandemic.

Some of them will also not be well-rested — particularly the conference finalists from last season. There’s lots of risk that comes with this. But it seems, at least for now, both sides are willing to forgo that to put more money in their pockets.

As a result, we’ll get basketball a lot sooner than we thought we would. Hopefully, it doesn’t end terribly.

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Ben Simmons hit another 3-pointer and Sixers Twitter immediately declared them NBA champions

Cue the Meek Mill intro.

The story throughout Ben Simmons’ short career has always been “man, if he ever adds a jumpshot? He’s unstoppable.”

The biggest flaw in his game is that teams just have never had much reason to guard him outside of six feet of the basket. Adding that jump shot changes everything.

It makes teams guard him more honestly. It creates more space for Embiid in the post. It opens up new opportunities in transition. All he has to do is just add that shot.

Well, apparently, during the NBA’s COVID-19 hiatus Simmons miiiiight have added a jump shot.

In the 76ers scrimmage against the Grizzlies, Simmons drained a corner three. And his teammates went crazy.

That’s not the only encouraging sign, though. The very first shot he actually took was a three pointer. And we have proof!

OK. He bricked it. So what! Point is, he took it. And that’s a step in itself for the Sixers.

Of course, after seeing him drain another 3-pointer, Sixers Twitter went nuts.

Welp. Pack it in. Season is over. The 76ers are your 2020 NBA champions — at least if you let Sixers’ Twitter tell it.

Let’s hope he does this in games that actually mean something.

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