No, Jim Nantz, the winner of Bills vs. Lions will not be ‘America’s Team’

The Cowboys don’t deserve this title but they’re not losing it to either of these teams.

I completely understand the sentiment that the Dallas Cowboys don’t deserve the title of “America’s Team.” It is more a marketing scheme than anything directly connected to their on-field success, of which they have very little for roughly the past 30 years.

Much like the gross commercialization of the holiday season, the title of “America’s Team” has never been about what actually matters to the Football Industrial Complex. That’s why Jim Nantz’s claim that the winner of the Buffalo Bills and Detroit Lions’ titanic matchup on Sunday effectively becomes “America’s Team” is so false.

Because the NFL — and all of its main broadcast partners — will unfortunately never EVER center the Bills and Lions quite like they do the Cowboys. In fact, they’ll never center anyone like Dallas. Full stop.

I get that there’s a great likability factor between the Bills and Lions. I know it’s hard to really dislike either team and that both current iterations of the respective organizations are a ton of fun to watch.

But until they inexplicably get all these random national TV games they don’t deserve, until all the major sports networks and outlets turn seemingly every little (irrelevant) tidbit of Cowboys drama into a story everyone has to hear about, the winner of Bills-Lions does not get this nickname. Nantz is just trying to hype up his game for the watching audience … as if everyone who loves football in America isn’t going to watch anyway.

It’s gonna take a lot more than one regular season game in December to supplant the myth (because that’s all they are) that is the Cowboys.

Nick Sirianni tried to mend A.J. Brown’s and Jalen Hurts’ relationship by having the Eagles focus on team celebrations

A.J. Brown and Jalen Hurts really do have a toxic relationship.

After long-time Philadelphia Eagles defensive end Brandon Graham revealed there was apparently tension between Jalen Hurts and A.J. Brown earlier this week, there seems to have been a lot of simmering drama between the two Eagles stars. It’s not a great look for a great Philadephia team currently in possession of the NFC’s No. 2 playoff seed.

While Graham would try to retract his controversial comments after the fact — claiming he made an erroneous assumption about Hurts’ and Brown’s relationship — it appears where there’s smoke, there is fire.

According to NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport, Hurts and Brown “maybe aren’t the best of friends” in charitable terms. That’s probably OK, provided the two can continue playing well together on the field without being close pals. I’m not sure I buy that, especially since their drama appears to be mostly related to the action between the lines. Also, most of the great sports teams that I’ve heard about for my entire sports-watching life have stars who clearly like each other.

Still, the sentiment is plausible.

Think about it. Do you really like all your coworkers at your job? Or do you just coexist with them? And do y’all produce well anyway?

You can be honest! This is a safe space!

On this front, Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni reportedly tried to mend fences between Hurts and Brown. How? He had the Eagles actively practice and ponder team celebrations this week in an attempt to foster unity and an atmosphere of togetherness while getting them to recognize what they can accomplish when everyone is on the same page.

That’s all well and good, but … oof. Whatever the schism is between Hurts and Brown, these are not things you want to hear about the quarterback and No. 1 receiver on a hopeful Super Bowl contender in mid-December.

The Eagles are trying to win the second Super Bowl in franchise history this winter. At the time of this writing, they still have an outside shot at catching the Detroit Lions for the NFC’s No. 1 overall seed, too. Both realities are certainly quite possible, provided Hurts and Brown can let bygones be bygones. Their dynamic is simply too critical to the Eagles’ hopeful success.

That’s the other, much more pressing question here, dearest readers.

Have you ever heard of a starting quarterback and the best receiver on a championship-winning actively disliking each other?

Yeah, that’s not a thing, folks.

Hurts and Browns had better get it together, or this promising Eagles season might go down the drain.

Randy Moss revealed he had cancer and support poured in from the football world

Everyone is in Randy Moss’s corner.

It’s been a scary few weeks for the legendary Randy Moss, and we finally know what he’s been dealing with lately. In an Instagram Live post from his personal account on Saturday, Moss revealed he has been recently receiving treatment for cancer.

Moss said that doctors found cancer outside his bile ducts, which was affecting his liver function. That may have led to the confusion of a previous erroneous report claiming the First-Ballot Hall of Fame receiver actually had liver cancer. Moss revealed that he underwent a six-hour procedure on Thanksgiving and that he’s intermittently visited the hospital ever since.

The 47-year-old Moss will receive radiation treatments in the coming weeks, and he says he plans to return to ESPN “soon.”

Most importantly, Moss described himself as a “cancer survivor” as he appears to be through the worst of this awful news. Fittingly, he unveiled an awesome slogan for his cancer fight, “Let’s Moss Cancer,” a reference to Moss embarrassing cornerbacks throughout his career by simply jumping over the top of them.

Indeed. Let’s Moss Cancer, everyone.

With Moss’s cancer news now public, support rang in from the football world on Twitter:

The Bears forced Caleb Williams to contemplate losing for the first time in his career

The Bears are a vortex of misery and despair.

As a high school football player in the Washington, D.C., area, Caleb Williams took his team to a championship. While in college with USC, Williams never quite took the Trojans to such lofty heights, but he did win 23 of 33 career games while also taking home the 2022 Heisman Trophy.

The Bears are a different story. The Bears, led by overmatched general manager Ryan Poles, are a poorly-oiled machine that only produces pain and angst. The Bears — and their rampant losing in the most preventable ways — are something that Williams apparently wasn’t prepared for.

You gotta feel for the kid for clearly having more hope coming into the league.

Alas, the Bears will do that to you.

On Thursday, Williams expressed unique candor about what it’s been like to suffer through the Bears’ current seven-game losing streak. They have not won a game since mid-October. Taking it a step further, they haven’t won stateside since early October.

All of this is uncharted territory for Williams. Even he couldn’t have seen the Bears’ penchant for futility coming:

To Williams’ credit, he does show a lot of maturity here.

Characterizing this whole lost Bears season as a worthy learning experience for someone who expects to be a great quarterback in the NFL one day is exactly what you want to hear. It’s the cookie-cutter explanation, but it’s the right one. You hope Williams can grow from this challenging situation and learn how to channel this mess into sustained success.

Still, by that same token, if Williams is showing this much public honesty about the Bears’ failures, he’s also showing cracks in his armor. It doesn’t seem like he understood just how deep the Bears’ frustrations really went before they made him a No. 1 overall draft pick. That’s quite troubling, to say the least.

Let me help him out.

The Bears have had one winning season since current chairman George McCaskey took the team over in 2011. Including 2024, they have finished in last place in the NFC North six times in that same span. When we expand this purview, the Bears have just six postseason appearances and only three playoff wins this century.

Put another way: the Bears have a well-worn reputation as an NFC cellar dweller.

Maybe Williams will be the player to change that. He definitely has the requisite game-changing ability to transform an afterthought into a marquee NFL franchise. But for now, all of the Bears’ failures sure seem like a shock to his system.

For a quarterback as talented as he is, I don’t blame him.

Rams-49ers on Thursday night has massive NFC West playoff implications

The Rams and 49ers are actually playing a very important Thursday night game.

I know what you’re thinking. Most Thursday night NFL games are pretty meaningless overall and easy to ignore. If you have something else to do on the night right before the weekend starts, you’re usually better off.

Full stop.

But the Thursday evening matchup between the Los Angeles Rams and San Francisco 49ers is a bit different. It actually matters a lot to the overall NFC playoff picture, especially for the eventual winner of the NFC West division.

That’s right, dearest. We’re talking PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS. Gasp!

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Well, mainly for the Rams, who are 6-2 in their last eight games after starting a paltry 1-4.

Let’s break it down as concisely as possible:

  • If the Rams win on Thursday night, making them a solid 8-6, that puts the onus on the Seahawks. By virtue of Seattle’s overtime loss to the Rams in Week 11, the Seahawks do not have pole position for the NFC West lead at this point in time. If they lose to the Green Bay Packers on Sunday night following a Rams win, the Rams become the NFC’s No. 3 seed while the Seahawks temporarily fall out of the playoff picture.
  • If the Rams lose and the Seahawks lose, everyone effectively stays in the same place in the division. It would also slightly open the door for the Arizona Cardinals to make some noise, but they need a lot of help after getting swept by the Seahawks. Godspeed, Cardinals fans.

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  • If the 49ers win and the Seahawks win, Seattle takes a relatively robust 1.5 division lead into Week 16. Nothing really changes for the 49ers regardless, who are the current No. 11 seed and do not control their own playoff destiny. No matter what, there are a lot of steps left for San Francisco. Dre Greenlaw’s return can only help them so much.
  • However, unless the Rams lose again between Thursday and the Week 18 regular-season finale, the Seahawks have no margin for error. Because of that mentioned overtime defeat from earlier in the year, the Rams have the inside track for the NFC West division title, barring a Seattle end-season victory. They will likely be nipping at the Seahawks’ heels for the rest of the year.

Suffice it to say, we’re in for a treat Thursday night in San Francisco.

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.

Why Dre Greenlaw is returning for the 49ers in Week 15

Here’s why Dre Greenlaw is coming back for the 49ers on Thursday Night Football.

Somewhat in the shuffle of a chaotic Super Bowl 58 matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers last February was a poor stroke of luck for star linebacker Dre Greenlaw.

The standout defender tore his Achilles while running onto the field during the game’s early portions, which broke Fred Warner’s heart. It’s one of the more tragic and weird injuries we’ve ever seen in the NFL, and it set back Greenlaw, who was an important building block for San Francisco. The linebacker has been slowly rehabbing and working his way back into action with hopes of returning for a 49ers team on the NFC playoff bubble.

On Thursday night, Greenlaw will finally see all of his recent hard work pay off. According to Ian Rapoport, the 49ers are officially activating the linebacker for action, and for the first time in approximately 10 months, he will play some measure of snaps against the rival Los Angeles Rams:

Greenlaw’s return, even if in a likely limited capacity at the start, comes at a perfect time for the 49ers. They are currently the No. 11 seed in the NFC and are in serious danger of missing the postseason just a year after winning the conference. Unfortunately, the 49ers also do not control their own destiny.

Greenlaw might be the boost — from a play and morale standpoint — that springboards a scorching-hot end-season run for one of the NFL’s marquee organizations.

Will Bill Belichick still appear on ESPN after becoming North Carolina head coach?

Bill Belichick still has an ESPN commitment to think about.

On early Wednesday evening, Bill Belichick reportedly became the head coach of North Carolina football as he finalizes a deal with the school. The eight-time Super Bowl champion will be entrusted to try and bring the program back to prominence. And he’s just the latest famous NFL coach to take a college job after leaving the league.

But with the Belichick era in North Carolina still at the very start, there’s one question some football fans might be thinking about first.

Will Belichick finish his ESPN television commitments? He still has one ManningCast left to appear on and has a separate deal about appearing on The Pat McAfee Show.

Well, according to The Athletic’s Richard Deitsch via Bluesky, Belichick’s North Carolina gig apparently won’t get in the way of any of that. He will likely still do some ESPN for a little while:

Expect to see more trademark Belichick deadpan jokes and analysis. Enjoy it while you can.

Aaron Rodgers inadvertently ripped himself being on ESPN while on ESPN

Aaron Rodgers is tired of ESPN giving washed-up athletes a platform. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

Aaron Rodgers is mad as hell about the state of the major sports industry, and he’s not going to take it anymore.

On Wednesday, during his weekly appearance on The Pat McAfee Show, the New York Jets quarterback — who has thrown for least 300 yards once in a game since December 2021, who last won a playoff matchup when the world was still firmly in the throes of the COVID-19 pandemic, who makes more headlines for throwing his Jets teammates and Jets coaches under the bus than any of his play on the field these days, and who gladly parades around his pseudo-intellectualism — put ESPN and its well-known “embrace debate” strategy in his crosshairs.

Note: Rodgers is definitely the first person to ever bring this subject to the spotlight. No one has ever talked about this before. What a hero.

While being interviewed on an ESPN show, Rodgers maintained that he’s sick and tired of the biggest sports network in America platforming the opinions of all these washed-up athletes who haven’t been relevant in years, as if anyone should care about what they have to say.

You know, he might have a point! Check out these salient and totally unrelated points to Rodgers at the 1:36:22 mark below:

Here’s Rodgers’ argument in plain text:

“I’m talking about these experts on TV who nobody remembers what they did in their career,” Rodgers said. “So, in order for them to stay relevant, they have to make comments that keep them in the conversation. That wasn’t going on in 2008, 2009. The SportsCenter of my youth, those guys made highlights so much fun. And that’s what they showed on SportsCenter. Now it’s all talk shows and people whose opinions are so important now and they believe they’re the celebrities now, they’re the stars for just being able to talk about sports or give a take about sports, many of which are unfounded or asinine, as we all know. But that’s the environment we’re in now.”

Ugh, Rodgers is so right. Someone should really do something about all these egotistical, self-important sports figures who have nothing to offer anymore as playing athletes. Oh, well, at least we have the quarterback who refuses to take any accountability as the sports world’s ombudsman.

What would we do without him?

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LeBron James trade rumors involving the Warriors got shut down by 1 report

We’ll probably never see LeBron James and Steph Curry team up in the NBA.

In most cases, I would say to take a report that an NBA superstar is mostly happy with their current struggling team with a grain of salt. As we know, in this league, the best players can say one thing and completely change their stance weeks later because they hold most of the power and leverage.

But when ESPN’s Brian Windhorst reports that LeBron James really wants to stay with the Los Angeles Lakers instead of getting traded to the Golden State Warriors, I think we should believe all parties involved.

This situation is a bit different from your bog-standard “star looking for greener pastures” story.

During Wednesday morning’s episode of Get Up, Windhorst maintained that while the Warriors are still interested in pairing James with Steph Curry, that interest is not mutual. In fact, as Windhorst suggested, everything about James’ actions — from rebuffing the Warriors’ initial trade exploration to signing a new three-year contract with a no-trade clause — makes it clear he wants to remain a Laker in the twilight of his legendary career.

The report and argument make total sense. Windhorst’s monologue about James potentially joining the Warriors starts at the :42 second mark below:

All of this sentiment tracks with how you’d think someone like James would approach the likely end of their extended career. He’s gonna be 40 by the end of 2024. He’s got his MVPs. He’s got his championships. He’s got his records. He’s got the whole “I shared the court with my son” thing.

Anything else from a basketball standpoint is gravy now.

While it would be cool to form up a legendary duo with a similarly older Curry as they pursue another title together, James is at the point of his career where he’s living it up in sunny Los Angeles with his family. So, of course, he prefers to try to compete with the Lakers as a hopeful championship contender. It doesn’t uproot any aspect of his current life. He’s probably not nearly as motivated as he used to be to add more trophies to his collection. If the Lakers can’t help James win, well, he’s likely at peace with everything he’s accomplished. And rightfully so.

James is past the point of rocking the boat with personal trade or free agency drama. Sorry, folks. The best snippets you’ll ever get of James and Curry lighting up opposing teams together are probably from the 2024 Paris Olympics. Savor those highlights while you can.

Bears GM Ryan Poles is reportedly unhappy over his unofficial demotion which is so ironic

Ryan Poles doesn’t understand the Bears’ new power structure because he’s being a whiny child.

I want to make one thing clear before I say anything else.

In no way, shape, or form am I defending the current iteration of the Chicago Bears led by overmatched and overwhelmed George Halas scion, George McCaskey. In 14 years as Chicago’s chairman, McCaskey has ruined the reputation of the NFL’s charter franchise by overseeing the worst era in team history. Three of the five worst Bears coaches ever by winning percentage were hired under his guidance. In effect, McCaskey has demonstrated his milquetoast leadership is pathetic at worst and inept at best.

No organization led by this clear product of nepotism deserves the benefit of the doubt.

With that said, it’s quite amusing to hear that Bears general manager Ryan Poles is reportedly unhappy with Chicago’s new power structure. It’s as if he doesn’t understand the job he took in the first place. That, or he thinks he doesn’t deserve accountability.

According to Waddle and Silvy of ESPN1000 in Chicago, Poles doesn’t like that he now has to report to team president Kevin Warren. It’s “not a personal thing,” either. It’s that Poles apparently doesn’t like not reporting to McCaskey anymore, as he did in the 2.5 years before the Bears fired Poles’ hand-picked doofus coach, Matt Eberflus.

My guy. C’mon. Can we please have a modicum of self-awareness?

Let’s set aside the fact that the Bears have operated like this for years. Let’s ignore that they have usually emasculated their general manager while empowering a glorified accountant (I haven’t forgotten you, Ted Phillips!) who has no precedent of success at the professional level of football. Let’s also not forget that Poles was hired before Warren and even served on the 2023 search committee that brought Warren to the organization. They broke their own mold to let Poles have the reins to himself for once.

So, I don’t think Poles reporting to Warren now is all that outlandish. That’s because, for as much as I wouldn’t trust Warren to bring the Bears back to prominence, I trust Poles even less. I’m not sure I would trust Poles to dial the water temperature in a shower, much less build a Super Bowl-caliber team.

At the time of this writing, Poles’ Bears have a meager 14 wins in three seasons. They have never been relevant past Thanksgiving. After bungling the short-lived Justin Fields era, Chicago is now in serious danger of ruining an even better quarterback prospect in Caleb Williams — one of the biggest pillars of hope this franchise has seen in decades.

The Bears’ trademark incompetence aside, most of that lies at the feet of Poles.

Poles is the one who has made perplexing decisions in free agency time and time again. For example, he gave underwhelming linebacker Tremaine Edmunds just $3.2 million less guaranteed than perennial First-Team All-Pro Roquan Smith, who he traded to the Baltimore Ravens. Somewhere, San Francisco 49ers tight end George Kittle is still running past Edmunds in coverage.

Despite stockpiling salary cap room and assets he has yet to use in a productive fashion, Poles is the one who weirdly mortgaged part of the Bears’ future with an ill-advised, expensive trade for workout warrior receiver Chase Claypool. Surely, it’ll shock you to learn Claypool finished his Bears career with just 18 catches for 191 yards.

Poles is the one who once emphasized the importance of addressing the Bears’ trenches. We’re almost three years into his tenure, and the Bears still have zero building blocks on the offensive interior, even though they have the best quarterback talent they’ve ever had playing for them. The Bears are on pace to allow over 60 sacks this season. Good stuff!

To give Williams a red carpet for his early NFL career, Poles also helped empower ex-offensive coordinator Shane Waldron. The Bears’ offense has basically had no consistent rhythm for three months. It’s only looked occasionally good when Williams has played off-schedule because Waldron installed nothing coherent or sustainable. Now unemployed, Waldron will sooner get a job off LinkedIn before he’s entrusted to run another team’s offense again.

And don’t get me started on Poles’ drafting history. He has arguably left the cupboard more bare than any of his recent predecessors. The Bears are just as far away from competitive relevance now as when Poles took the job in 2022.

Gee, I wonder why Poles’ bosses moved around the chairs on the deck of their personal Titanic.

So forgive me if I want to play a tiny violin for one of the NFL’s worst general managers. He gets no sympathy from me. If Poles really is upset that he has to report to someone else now, he doesn’t understand how badly he executed his own convoluted rebuild plan. He has not earned the right to complain.

Frankly, he’s lucky he still has his job.