Beverage of the Week: Wilderton made a non-alcoholic spirit for mocktails and, alright, I’m into it

Can a non-alcoholic spirit make a proper hot toddy replacement? If you’re willing to put in the time … yes.

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

It always bugged me that January and October were the two most popular months to give up drinking. I mean, I get why. January’s the start of a new year. October, uh, rhymes with sober? I guess it clears the runway to booze your way through the holidays, too.

But January and October are each 31-day months in the middle of football season. February, for the most part, has 28 days. It’s the backdrop to the Super Bowl, which is an obstacle, but otherwise only regular season hockey and basketball among America’s big five sports. If you need a get-right month, February is your guy.

I won’t be partaking personally — look for some on-location stuff from Phoenix breweries next week if all goes well — but I still opted to start the month off booze-free. Fortunately, I had a cocktail kit from Wilderton, and a five-step, 15-minute recipe, with which to kick off February.

Wilderton is a non-alcoholic botanical spirit made with grapefruit, orange blossom and herbs. It looks like magenta whiskey and smells, kinda, like pickles. And it came with the recipe for Rosy Cheeks, a booze-less hot toddy variation made with tea, vanilla syrup and lemon.

Let’s see how it tastes — and if it’s a proper substitute for a regular cocktail.

Beverage of the Week: Epic Western makes the best canned cocktail I’ve ever had

Epic Western’s Chispa Rita has all the hallmarks of a fresh margarita. And it’s completely crushable in a can or a glass.

Things have not gone so well for the Tennessee Titans.

Tennessee was once 7-3 with a 97 percent probability to win the AFC South for the third straight year. Now Mike Vrabel’s team is 7-9 and needs to beat the streaking Jacksonville Jaguars, in Jacksonville with its third-string quarterback, just to sneak into the playoffs.

And it turns out their official canned cocktail, well-made as it may be, is a bit of an unfortunate, over-complicated mess.

But there is another. It turns out the Titans have multiple official canned cocktails. So if you’re at Nissan Stadium you can also find Epic Western’s tequila-based offerings to help you through the interminable slogs that have made up Tennessee’s 2022 regular season. After rolling through Spirited Hive’s lineup, it was only fair I give the its Nashville alternative a proper chance to put a silver lining on the franchise’s unpleasant 2022.

Turns out, it’s pretty good. Like, really good.

Beverage of the Week: Fever-Tree’s Blood Orange Ginger Beer shouldn’t work, but it does

Fever-Tree’s got a new mixer. Does adding orange — sorry, BLOOD orange — actually improve ginger beer or make it worse?

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

When I did a tour of Fever-Tree’s fancy-pants mixers last month, I noted the ginger beer was far and away the star of the show (with a nod to the sparkling grapefruit). Fever-Tree must be acutely aware of this, because it expanded that beverage line out to a new flavor this fall: blood orange.

That’s … interesting. When it comes to ginger mixers I’ve well versed with lime and cranberry and other bitter citrus, but orange and ginger is a new one for me outside of chicken dishes. Fever-Tree already has a handful of lime-based mixers, so doing something that could easily translate to a one-step dark and stormy or Moscow mule seemed like the more logical progression.

But no, instead we’re gonna take those old classics and add a little more citrus and see what we get. I can understand it. Fever-Tree is fancy stuff, so you’d expect it to default to something a little more involved than rum and Coke. But I still used it in a couple two-step cocktails because I’m a lazy man and I’m not about to pretend to be fancy here. Y’all saw me drink out of a dog bowl last week, I won’t insult you by suggesting I’m zesting lemons or making shrubs over here.

Here are the basic drinks I made instead and how Fever-Tree’s Blood Orange Ginger Beer mixed with both.

UMass – New Mexico State is the dumbest football game in the world. We’ve got a drink for that

In honor of UMass-NMSU, I take all the worst things from my beer fridge and combine them into one surprisingly tolerable drink.

 

The worst game of the FBS schedule is upon us. Massachusetts and New Mexico State are about to wage war.

The two independents were left with little choice but to schedule home-and-homes with each other. It’s not like teams are clamoring to make road trips to Amherst or Las Cruces. Each provides the other with valuable oxygen as they attempt to pry some breathing room from the very depths of Division I college football.

In honor of this game, I’m going to use all the worst things in my beer fridge. My worst beer? Capital Brewery’s Lake House lager. It’s a light beer that was never very good, but lately Capital’s entire operation has taken a nosedive, so it’s gone from below average to *awful.* The worst liquor in my freezer? Wild Cherry Stolichnaya.

Shut up, I know.

How are we gonna pair those? With a classic summer-day-at-the-lake mix we called “Skippy” but you might know as a hop, skip and go naked. It’s basically just beer, vodka and lemonade. But since I’ve got some stuff lying around, I’m gonna add an extra step to the process and see what we get.

The goal is to turn two terrible base ingredients into something better. Welp, let’s see if I end up poisoning myself again.

The UMass-New Mexico State Disaster Bowl

  • 2 12-ounce light beers
  • 3 oz, whatever terrible vodka you have lying around (flavored or otherwise)
  • lemonade mix
  • one 8 oz Little Hug fruit barrel drink (fruit punch)

Mix all your ingredients together in a vessel capable of holding them all along with your shame at making this in the first place/acknowledging UMass as a football program. I used a dog bowl, but with the lingering pride to at least wash it thoroughly first. It belonged to my old pit mix Rainey, who I once saw casually eat an entire wasp nest on a walk.

Spiritually, this is the right attitude to have for UMass-NMSU. Stir up that lemonade mix thoroughly or else it’s going to look like a vengeful tree sprinkled pollen in your beer.

The end result is more than the sum of its parts. The cheap beer blends nicely with the lemonade. The wild cherry Stoli, bought a decade ago from a $5 bargain bin, normally overpowers anything it’s mixed with and makes it taste like cough medicine. Here, it blends with the fruit punch you loved as a child and haven’t thought about in a decade so it doesn’t really make an appearance.

It tastes sweet and extremely drinkable. It’s beer and liquor and sugar substitutes and it’s got a little fizz. I shouldn’t be super surprised — Skippy is a tried-and-true staple despite its objectively weird ingredients — but this actually worked out. I kinda regret putting this in a dog bowl. It’d probably be pretty good over ice.

Actually wait hold on lemme get a ladle.

OK yeah I was mistaken. This is somehow worse. Confining it to a small space appears to have angered the beverage.

Still, this is better than it should be. Does this mean Saturday’s least anticipated FBS-FBS matchup is going to rise to the occasion? I mean, maybe! These two combined for 71 points when they played last season, so anything’s possible, right?

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Our Best Halloween Recipes: Pumpkin Pie, Cookies & Cocktails

Recipes plays a utilitarian role in Thanksgiving; we expect to have certain dishes – turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce – as a matter of historical tradition. But for Halloween, recipes get cloaked in gimmicks, a phenomenon that is not only tolerated …

Recipes plays a utilitarian role in Thanksgiving; we expect to have certain dishes — turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce — as a matter of historical tradition. But for Halloween, recipes get cloaked in gimmicks, a phenomenon that is not only tolerated but embraced. Scary Eye Cookies? Why sure! And you can pair them with Zombie Slime cocktails while you’re at it. Below, we round up some of our favorite Halloween recipes in three key categories: pumpkin, cookies, and cocktails.

Halloween Pumpkin Recipes

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Black Walnut Pumpkin Pie

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Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Cream Bread

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Spanish Pumpkin & Bean Soup                    

 

Halloween Cookie Recipes

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Chewy Halloween Monster Cookies

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Gluten-Free Scary Eye Cookies

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Monster Mash Cookies

 

Halloween Cocktails

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Zombie Slime Cocktail

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The Bloodsucker

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Halloween Test Tube Shooters

 

The Tropical Pepper might be better than Texas A&M-Miami deserves

Dr. Pepper. Rum. Vodka. Pineapple. Coconut… coffee creamer? Well, if it works, it works.

Texas A&M is coming off a home loss to Appalachian State and spent the last week cease-and-desisting any unauthorized videos of its deeply uncomfortable yell practices. If any fanbase in the nation could use a drink, it’s the Aggies.

The Aggies’ shot at redemption comes in Week 3, where they’ll host 13th-ranked Miami and potential first-round quarterback Tyler Van Dyke. The Hurricanes have won their first two games by an aggregate score of 100-20, but that was over Bethune-Cookman and Southern Mississippi. This makes things a little less impressive.

Still, Miami-Texas A&M is one of only two games between ranked opponents in Week 3. And since the other involves BYU and I’m not yet ready to figure out a cocktail for the Cougars, well, let’s make something boozy for the confluence of Aggies and Hurricanes.

Dr. Pepper may be a Waco product, but I’m fine associating it with all things Texas rather than Baylor. Miami is the southernmost major U.S. city in the contiguous 48 states. Since this is a game of “close enough” let’s use that as an excuse to incorporate tropical flavors into an ice cold beverage capable of carrying you through triumphant wins and upset losses.

The Tropical Pepper:

  • 1.5 oz pineapple rum
  • 1.5 oz vodka
  • 9 oz Dr. Pepper
  • one splash, Coconut Creme Coffee-Mate
  • one lime wedge (optional, not seen here because what I thought were limes in my kitchen were actually granny smith apples)

I used some garbage rum that had been lingering in my freezer. I also used some extremely cool vodka. Javelin Vodka has pledged 100 percent of its proceeds to Razom, a charitable organization that has raised more than $62 million in humanitarian aid for Ukraine.

I’m looking forward to giving Javelin a proper review later on, but I will say it blends great here. I tipped in entirely too much, and this never truly felt overpowering or burned.

Making the drink is simple enough. Add ice, then booze, then creamer and top with soda. Give it a stir, and it’s ready to go.

The end result tastes a little like a bushwhacker with piña colada undertones (and with the added benefit of being several factors easier to make). The carbonation of the Dr. Pepper keeps the drink crisp and the creamer, despite creating an unsettling effect in the glass — I suggest using an opaque cup, if possible — helps erase the fact that my efforts counting out seconds while pouring vodka in no way shape or form reflect an accurate pour.

I initially bristled when I first tried this but it gets better as it goes on in a way that isn’t related to the three shots of liquor within. It’s got a nice blend of flavors and even the splash of Coffee-Mate stays muted. As a mixed drink this works, even if it’s an ungodly amount of sugar if you’re going with the full-blood versions of the creamer and soda.

So far, this is my favorite creation — though, fair play, it’s only Week 3 and the previous two drinks were a moonshine bomb and a Fireball old fashioned. It’s dangerous, though, thanks to both the potency of the booze and the sugar involved and how easy it is to drink. Approach it with caution.

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Beverage of the Week: Loyal 9 Lemonade is OK! Mostly!

These cocktails in a can kinda hit the spot. Except the original lemonade, which tastes like college in a bad way.

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

I pride myself in an encyclopedic knowledge of all Rhode Island’s garbage cuisines. I’m not talking about lobsters or fine seaside dining. I speak to the glory of pizza strips and hot weiners and stuffed quahogs and frozen by-god lemonade.

This makes Loyal 9 cocktails a mystery. Their labels say “Founded in R.I.” with the iconic anchor of our flag next to the statement. But nothing on the official website says a thing about the best damn state in the union.

Digging further into the matter brings up Sons of Liberty’s Loyal 9 vodka, distilled with “local Rhode Island corn” which I assure you has never been a sigil of Rhody pride. It also suggests there’s a limit to how much the whole process can be scaled up, since:

a) tiny state, and

b) while farms certainly exist and thrive, they are far outnumbered by strip mall sports bars where everyone refers to each other — friend, foe, family member — as either “guy” or “kiiidddd.”

My extremely localized concerns aside, I’m happy for a change in pace. It’s still summer, and a canned cocktail is a great poolside drink since you can’t bring bottles an– oh my goodness, it’s 9 percent alcohol. OK, so, only bring like two or three or else I’m gonna start RKOing kids off the diving board again, and they told me I used up my one warning. Hey man, it’s fine, we’re all having fun here.

Right, sorry, where were we?

Loyal 9. Canned cocktails. Uncarbonated and packing the punch of an actual mixed drink and not a hard seltzer. Let’s go.

(No adults were ejected from the pool during the sampling of these beverages.)

8 things you need to know about Mezcal

Mezcal is a distilled spirit made from any type of agave plant. The word Mezcal comes from the Nahuatl words “metl” and “ixcalli”, which means “oven-cooked agave.” Agaves are found in many parts of Mexico, as well as south of the equator. However, …

Mezcal is a distilled spirit made from any type of agave plant.

The word Mezcal comes from the Nahuatl words “metl” and “ixcalli”, which means “oven-cooked agave.” Agaves are found in many parts of Mexico, as well as south of the equator. However, Oaxaca (a southern state of Mexico) is where most of Mezcal is made, thus granting it the unofficial title of “The World Capital of Mezcal.”

Mezcal plays a big role in the culture of Oaxaca. It’s more than just something to drink; it’s almost a family member and a part of heritage. It has traditionally been used to rub into children’s rashes, welcome home loved ones, or be used as a social glue at gatherings and celebrations.

How Is Mezcal Made?

First things first, Mezcal isn’t simply made. It’s crafted.

It all starts with farming. Baby agaves are planted and nurtured with water and sun for up to eight years. The plants are constantly cleaned and cared for as they grow in fresh Matatlán soil; this gives the Mezcal its hearty and earthy essence later in the process. When they’re ready, the heart of the agave is harvested, and the leaves are removed in order to get only the pineapple (the “piña”), which contains the most sweetness. 

Then, it’s on to the roasting. A fire with pine wood logs in the ground is covered in stones, and the agaves are carefully piled on top. This is where Mezcal coined its name from Nahuatl mexcalli, the oven-cooked agave. This process can take up to five days and is what adds the distinct note of cooked agave to the final product.

Milling is the next step where the juices and fiber are either mashed or milled out of the cooled agave plant. Then, it’s on to fermenting. During Mezcal’s fermentation processing, pinewood barrels are used wherein water is added to the juice and agave fiber to begin the process. This is when alcohol starts being created. Fermenting can take up to eight days.

The final step is a double distillation. It begins by mixing the fermented agave juice with the fiber. Then, in the second distillation, the head and heart of the first distillation are taken and distilled another time. This process separates the water from the alcohol and truly captures the alcohol into the final spirit.

What’s the Difference Between Mezcal and Tequila?

Technically, any spirit made from agave is classified as a type of Mezcal, making tequila a type of Mezcal. So, all tequilas are Mezcals, but not all Mezcals are tequilas. Here are the three differences. 

1) They’re produced in different regions

In the same way that real champagne comes from France and true scotch is made in Scotland, tequila and agave have different “homes,” if you will. 

Mezcal’s true home is in Oaxaca, where almost 90% of all Mezcal is made. Jalisco, a state northwest of Oaxaca, is where tequila comes from. There’s some overlap for regions producing these two liquors, but the true connoisseurs know that the devil is in the details, and in this case, in the regions. 

2) They’re made from different types of agave

There are almost 200 types of agave plants. Mezcal can be made from more than 30 of them, which allows for versatility with blending different agaves to create different final products. Tequila can only be made from one: weber blue agave. 

3) They’re made differently 

Mezcal gets its signature smoky flavor from cooking the agave in underground pits, which are lined with hot rocks that burn for about 24 hours before the agave is added to begin the cooking process. By roasting the agave plants, it gives them a rich, savory, and smoky taste.

True artisanal Mezcals use this traditional method rather than more modern techniques. While it requires more attention to detail and takes longer, this extra love and care are what give Mezcal its special smokiness and multi-dimensional taste. 

Tequila is made by steaming the heart (or piña) of the agave plant in above-ground ovens and then distilling the liquid in copper pots. Both liquors are harvested from the agave plant’s core, but it’s in the production process where the two start to differ. 

4) They come in all ages

Blanco or Silver tequila is usually bottled right after it’s distilled or aged for less than two months in stainless steel or oak barrels. Joven is Mezcal that’s bottled right after it’s distilled or aged for less than two months. Reposado is tequila or Mezcal that’s been in oak barrels for at least two months but less than a year. Añejo is tequila or Mezcal that’s been aged for about one to three years in oak barrels. And Extra Añejo is tequila or Mezcal that’s been aged for at least three years in oak barrels.

What Does Mezcal Taste Like?

People always describe Mezcal as smoky, but it’s really so much more than that. It’s complex, sweet, and has all kinds of unique undertones that leave you wanting more.

But it doesn’t always need to taste like smoke. Mezcal usually tastes a little charred because of the way it’s produced, but it can have other profiles like floral, fruity, or earthy. It usually comes back to location; the Mezcal taste will vary depending on where the agave was grown and the production process used.

Flavored Mezcal is no such thing. Mezcal isn’t like other spirits, such as vodka, that can be created using different flavors. If you want to play around with the taste of Mezcal, cocktails open doors to a wide variety of mixes and recipes you can try.

Is Mezcal a Stimulant?

Mezcal can give you the euphoric and energized feeling the same way that stimulants do. This is likely because Mezcal is pure, 100% agave, and free of any additives or sweeteners (like the different flavors infused into other alcohols, like vodka). This is what helps Mezcal drinkers feel light and uppity rather than heavy and “drunk.”

The moral of the story is that while Mezcal can’t technically be a stimulant, it often feels like one.

Can You Drink Mezcal Straight?

Mezcal brings a full experience of complex flavors that can and should be enjoyed on its own. When drinking Mezcal on its own, hold off on the ice and sip it at room temperature to fully enjoy its deep and exotic flavors. Traditionally, a glass of Mezcal is also served with a pinch of salt and an orange slice. 

Sometimes, salt is mixed with ground fried larvae (a bug), chili peppers, and salt, which makes “sal de gusano” (worm salt). Cheaper Mezcals will sometimes have little worms floating at the bottom of the bottle. While this is intended to be a marketing tool to get people talking about worms in their bottle, it’s actually a real part of the Mezcal culture and tradition. 

That being said, Mezcal is no stranger to the cocktail world. Different Mezcals’ undertones can be played up to enhance their fruity, spicy, or nutty taste. It’s commonly served in a Margarita or Old-Fashioned Cocktail. It’s also fun to mix Mezcal with fruit flavors like mango, guava, and even pineapple. A splash of lime or honey never hurt anyone either. 

The versatility of Mezcal is part of what makes it so lovable. Neat, on the rocks, or in a cocktail, it’s up to you. 

Is Mezcal Healthy?

It may be a bit of a stretch to call any kind of alcohol healthy, but as far as alcohols go, Mezcal is one of the best.

Mezcal is 100% agave and free of additives and sweeteners, which in general is a good thing when compared to other, highly processed drinks.

Tell Us a Little About Rosaluna

Rosaluna is an all-natural, handmade agave spirit distilled in the rolling hills of Santiago, Matatlán—the heartland of Mezcal in Oaxaca, Mexico.

The beautiful thing about Mezcal is its simplicity in ingredients. Rosaluna is made purely with our own agave, water, and obviously, lots of love.

  • Gluten-free
  • Non-GMO
  • Vegan
  • Zero Carb
  • Plant-based
  • Carbon Neutral 

Rosaluna was born out of a passion for Mezcal and is rooted in the simple thought that Mezcal is, and should be, for everyone.

Originating in the mystical hills of Oaxaca, Mexico, Rosaluna is handmade by a sister and brother duo whose family has been lovingly creating the spirit for over six generations.

We grow, harvest, cook, ferment, distill, and bottle Rosaluna from start to finish, giving us an uncanny advantage over quality control and consistency. 

Rosaluna is full of bright and brilliant agave. By allowing our agaves to mature to almost 8-years, they begin fermenting before harvest – ensuring a refreshing citrus top note with a more subtle hint of smoke; this truly makes us the Mezcal for everyone.