Tom Brady’s way too plain and expensive clothing line, explained

The Brady Brand is here and it’s exactly what you’d think the Brady Brand would look like.

Tom Brady is a great football player. In fact, most would argue he’s the greatest football player ever.

I probably wouldn’t but it’s not because he isn’t. It’s mostly because I’m an Eagles fan who will just never vibe with him. But hey! Even I can’t deny that the man is great at football.

What he is not great at, though, is developing a clothing line.

We have actual evidence of this. Brady launched his new apparel brand called — wait for it — the “Brady Brand” which says just about everything you need to know about it.

It’s a bunch of expensive, middle-aged suburban dad gear that pretty much only says “Brady” on it over and over again. That’s literally all it says, y’all.

Here he is wearing one of the hoodies himself.

Three years in the making, apparently. For hoodies and t-shirts and hats that all say Brady. Amazing.

Let’s explore a bit, shall we?

 

 

Georgia WR George Pickens signs NIL deal with Tom Brady

Georgia Bulldogs wide receiver George Pickens has signed a name, image, and likeness deal with NFL legend Tom Brady and his new brand.

Georgia Bulldogs wide receiver George Pickens has signed a name, image, and likeness deal with NFL legend Tom Brady and his new apparel brand, BRADY.

Pickens is one of 10 athletes to be named as the representatives of BRADY’s opening marketing campaign.

Georgia Bulldogs wide receiver George Pickens missed much of the 2021 college football season with a torn ACL. Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

The BRADY ambassador roster includes Michigan quarterback Cade McNamara, Coastal Carolina quarterback Grayson McCall, Jackson State quarterback Shedeur Sanders, and more. The roster features tennis, hockey, basketball, and baseball athletes.

Tom Brady is trying to get his brand to resemble the success of Michael Jordan’s Nike Jordan Brand.

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