Internet lights up Adam Schefter after cringey, shirtless Kirk Cousins dance on ‘Monday Night Football’

Avert your eyes! Or don’t. Your choice.

ESPN’s lead NFL insider Adam Schefter took his homage to Kirk Cousins a little too seriously during the Monday Night Football preshow.

Spoofing Cousins’ postgame, chain-clad, shirtless dance party after the Minnesota Vikings’ 20-17 win over the Washington Commanders, Schefter decided to take his own shirt off on national television and wear a bunch of gold chains to stage his own dance party.

In the realm of “things absolutely nobody asked for,” Schefter dancing with no shirt on before having to watch the 2022 New Orleans Saints in primetime is very high on the list.

Make sure no children are present when you watch this.

Insert that SpongeBob fish saying “MY EYES” here.

We’re all for having fun, but Schefter needs to wear a thick sweater and toboggan next week to make up for whatever this was.