M.O.D.O.K. looked so ugly in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and that’s entirely the point

The look of this silly character is creating unnecessary controversy.

WARNING: DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA.

(If you haven’t seen it yet, check out our everything you need to know before seeing the movie.)

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We already knew that the intimidating Kang the Conqueror would make the villain’s first feature-length appearance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) during Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. What’s caught some people off guard is the appearance of another famous Marvel villain, M.O.D.O.K.

There were initial reactions to M.O.D.O.K. (short for Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing) in a recent trailer for the film, but it was only a short glance. With the latest Ant-Man movie now officially out in the United States, we have a full look at the character, played by Corey Stoll’s Darren Cross — the villain from Ant-Man.

The internet has had some interesting reactions thus far:

Let me chime in on this debate over one of Marvel’s more classic villains.

According to Marvel Database, the M.O.D.O.K. of the comics was originally George Tarleton, a technician who worked for the fictional company A.I.M. (Advanced Idea Mechanics). When Tarleton would join the effort to help create the Cosmic Cube (the Tesseract in the MCU), his boss, Lyle Getz (a.k.a. the Scientist Supreme of A.I.M.) gave him superhuman intellect. As a result, Tarleton’s head grew too big, and he had to be placed in a life support machine entitled the “Doomsday Chair” — which is likely the same gold apparatus Stoll’s interpretation sits in during Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania.

The origin story of the M.O.D.O.K from the MCU is a bit more unclear.

After Scott Lang shrinks Darren Cross down to subatomic size during the first Ant-Man movie, he was presumed dead. That couldn’t be further from the case. The reveal that Cross has been turned into M.O.D.O.K. doesn’t provide much backstory other than that his face has been crudely superimposed onto his new body. Oh, and he’s here to help Kang as a weapon of destruction.

And you know what? That’s OK! I don’t know about you, but as someone who watched Marvel cartoons when I was a kid, M.O.D.O.K. was never aesthetically pleasing.

Just look at this monstrosity:

M.O.D.O.K. is a being expressly created for terrorizing and killing (mainly) superheroes. Nothing more. Ever since his origin was concocted by the late Jack Kirby in 1967, he has looked absurd and over-the-top in most interpretations. He’s essentially a giant head with a permanent frown stuffed into a chair. I mean, come on. It’s great!

Could the MCU have potentially put more detail into its interpretation of the villain? Sure! Do I still appreciate that they simply smushed Stoll’s face into the “Doomsday Chair” instead?

Yes, because it’s still in the spirit of M.O.D.O.K. in all his incredibly ugly glory.

Lizzo played a cookie flute for Elmo on Sesame Street before Cookie Monster ate it

Do not let the Cookie Monster near a cookie flute. It will not go well.

While Sesame Street has always come through for outrageously great celebrity cameos, this recent appearance by music sensation Lizzo might take the (cookie) cake for 2023.

In a segment posted on Twitter, Lizzo and Elmo admire a flute made of chocolate chip cookie. It’s both an homage to Lizzo’s famous ability to play the flute, and, y’know, the Cookie Monster would probably eat it.

As you could guess, the blue monster enters frame soon after and devours Lizzo’s cookie flute after the latter gets in a little playing time. On Sesame Street, you can play a cookie flute, and no one will ask questions.

What Cookie Monster does after consuming the cookie flute is actually pretty impressive, even for Sesame Street standards.

Look, we’re not saying that you’ll be able to play your torso like a flute if you consume a cookie flute, but we’re not saying you can’t, either. Clearly the Cookie Monster could. Set your goals high!

Lizzo is having a fantastic 2023 so far, and this Sesame Street appearance has to be near the top of the list.

Bachelor Ep. 5 recap: Contenders, pretenders and power rankings

Corgis, COVID and UB40.

The Bachelor‘s drama roadshow crossed the pond this week as Zach and the contestants took London by storm. If you were hoping for a lot of Americans saying “cheerio” and using bad British accents, well, you’re in luck.

Despite Greer having a tattoo of a tea cup, Zach chooses Gabi to accompany him on the first one-on-one date in England. Greer took that about as well as you would expect. Zach and Gabi created a fragrance, tried on designer gowns (well, Gabi did) and she got to waltz back into the hotel with arms full of bags on bags of fancy shoes and clothes.

The other women were just thrilled for her. Thrilled. Oh, wait, no, they were fake happy.

The rest of the date was blah blah whatever UB40 SHOWED UP, DEAR READERS! Usually the solo concerts are awkward, and we get a forced, “Oh, I love [insert singer or band literally no one has heard of]” from the contestants. This time, it was the iconic UB40 singing (I Can’t Help) Falling In Love With You. Whatever you do, if you know who UB40 is, don’t Twitter search the band because you’ll feel very, very old.

Things took a turn on the group date as Zach no-showed, saying he was too under the weather to go. The contestants still went on a double-decker bus, where they complained, got rained on and all around had a terrible time.

Turns out, Zach had COVID, although host Jesse Palmer’s delivery was exceedingly dramatic. The cocktail party and rose ceremony were done virtually — the first time in Bachelor history — and Kylee and Mercedes were sent back stateside without a rose.

Let’s get into the contenders, pretenders, those that have work to do and our Top Five.

Brendan Fraser exchanged gummies for Mummy-themed bumper stickers on BAFTAs red carpet

Brendan Fraser’s awards season is the gift that keeps on giving.

Academy Award nominee Brendan Fraser continues to be one of the absolute stars of this film awards season.

While doing red carpet across the pond for Sunday’s BAFTA ceremony, Fraser shared an absolutely wonderful moment with British film personality Ali Plumb.

As Plumb prepared to do a brief interview with Fraser as he headed into the awards show, he gave The Whale star a set of very Fraser-appropriate bumper stickers.

They read: “Honk if you’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.”

Fraser was elated to receive the bumper stickers, but he didn’t let Plumb leave the interview empty-handed. Fraser shared a packet of Haribo gummy bears as a token of his appreciation.

Seriously, can you find a better red carpet interview? Fraser is beloved on the internet and with film fans young and old, and his awards run for The Whale has sparked renewed appreciation for his varied career.

While it’s yet to be seen if he’ll actually win the Oscar for Best Actor in March, it’s hard to argue that he’s not a huge winner no matter what happens.

A ‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestant’s ‘fresh tropical fruit’ blunder cost her a trip to Antigua

This was a devastating mistake to make.

It’s always rough to see Wheel of Fortune mistakes go viral, but this one was especially devastating.

On Monday, during Wheel of Fortune’s Teen Week, one contestant made an unfortunate mistake that cost her a trip to Antigua. The puzzle in question was in the “Food & Drink” category, with the answer ending up to be “fresh tropical fruit”.

After successfully guessing “H” at the end of the first word to bring the puzzle down to just one letter, the contestant then guessed “G” instead of “S” to make the answer “fregh tropical fruit”. Given that it’s Teen Week, it’s hard to be angry at the incorrect guess since getting up on stage and going on national television is quite the ask for any teenager.

Just a real unfortunate mistake all around.

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Kang the Conqueror will save the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Jonathan Majors is undoubtedly the bright spot in the new Ant-Man movie. Can he carry the MCU forward?

This weekend, Marvel Studios kicked off the FIFTH phase of their ongoing cinematic universe with Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania. The box office results were perfectly fine. Audiences seemed to enjoy themselves. Critics were pretty unimpressed. Such has been the case for just about every film from Marvel Studios since they reached the pop cultural summit of Avengers: Endgame.

This MCU malaise has prompted countless discussions about what’s wrong with Marvel and what they can do to fix it, and as a devoted fan of this franchise I’ve participated in plenty of these discussions, on both sides of the issue. Am I still enjoying these movies? Sure! Do I also think they’ve lost their way? It’s hard to argue otherwise.

In the months leading up to Quantumania, however, a glimmer of hope has appeared, a beacon of light in the darkness that the MCU has been wandering through for the past three years. Marvel announced that Jonathan Majors, the unbelievably charismatic actor who burst onto the scene in 2020 with Da 5 Bloods and Lovecraft Country, would be playing the time-traveling Kang the Conqueror, the MCU’s next major villain. Perhaps this would give the MCU the urgency and the high stakes it’s been missing since the days of Thanos.

I saw Quantumania this weekend and while I like Paul Rudd as much as the next guy, I was really there to see Majors in his first major appearance as Kang (he showed up briefly in 2021’s Loki series). While the movie around him was mostly more of the same from the MCU, I think it’s clear that Majors is every bit the superstar Marvel was hoping he would be. He’s the kind of star that these movies have to be built around.

Ultimately, the MCU became the Goliath of Hollywood not through groundbreaking special effects or visual artistry, but through good old fashioned star power and great actors playing memorable characters. Quantumania gives us a glimpse not only at Majors’ menacing, verging-on-campy interpretation of Kang, but also a sneak peek at the enormous range he’s going to be allowed to explore with this character in the years to come.

Perhaps most interesting of all is what Kang represents as a villain. With Thanos, Marvel explored the idea of how terrifying someone can be when they believe they’re doing horrible things for a noble goal, an idea that I think resonated with a lot of Americans in the 2010s. Kang’s threat is very different and might sound pretty familiar to fans of Marvel and of pop culture in general. Kang’s goal is ultimately to remove any possibilities from the universe that don’t fit his preferred narrative. Ironically, this may remind you of Marvel Studios itself, declaring TV shows and movies fans once loved as “non-canon” and irrelevant now that they don’t fit neatly in to the MCU.

But the threat represented by Kang certainly applies more broadly to American culture as a whole right now. Don’t like a movie or TV show because it doesn’t specifically cater to you? Review-bomb it online or start a social campaign against it. Don’t agree with some of the books your kids are reading in school? Have them pulled from the library shelves. Silencing other viewpoints, particularly those that do not actively threaten harm against anyone, has become the tactic of choice for those whose ideas lose out, those who can’t control the narrative of the universe we happen to live in.

Will Kang finally give the MCU a unifying idea to build around again? That falls to Majors, Marvel Studios chief Kevin Feige and the team writing and directing the roughly eleventy-billion movies and TV shows coming out between now and Avengers: Kang Dynasty. I’m rooting for them.

Everything you need to know before going to see Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

If you haven’t seen Ant-Man or just need a refresher, we have you covered.

The first film of Phase 5 in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) launches on February 17 as Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania hits theaters nationwide. It is the third installment in the Paul Rudd-led Ant-Man series, and comes with high expectations as Jonathan Majors reprises his role as “He Who Remains” from Loki as new big baddie Kang the Conquerer.

We haven’t seen our pal Scott Lang since the adventures of Avengers: Endgame when Lang returned from the quantum realm and helped organize the time heist that un-did Thanos’s half-the-world-erasing snap.

Whether you’re a Marvel fan that hasn’t had a chance to re-watch everything in anticipation of the new release, a movie-goer that wants to jump in blind or a casual observer of MCU that can’t quite remember all the details of the story, we’re here to help.

In Ant-Man, we meet Scott Lang. He’s getting out of prison after a stint behind bars for essentially running the Office Space scheme and skimming pennies off the top from a company called Vista Corp. Lang is determined to stay clean and above board for his daughter, Cassie.

When he can’t find a job — Baskin Robbins always finds out — Lang’s friend Luis (Michael Peña) ropes him in for a heist that leads to him finding and wearing an elaborate suit created by Hank Pym (Michael Douglas). The suit allows Lang to shrink (or later get much, much larger) and uses the power of his ant-friends to fight the diabolical Darren Cross (Corey Stoll).

We see Ant-Man in Captain America: Civil War when Falcon enlists Scott’s help to assist Cap’s team in the battle against Iron Man and the other half of the Avengers. Lang ends up under house arrest as a result of breaking the Sokovia Accords, leading us to Ant-Man and the Wasp.

Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly), the daughter of Pym, teams up with her dad and Lang to attempt to retrieve her mother, Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer), from the quantum realm. Janet has been lost in space and time since a mission to save the world decades earlier. The mission was successful, and the ensuing experiments with the quantum realm gave Scott Lang the background to come up with the beginnings of a plan to go back in time to retrieve the Infinity Stones and foil Thanos’s plans.

As Scott spent time in the quantum realm during the five year span following the blip, his daughter Cassie (now played by Kathryn Newton) continued to grow, meaning he returned to essentially (and actor-wise) a whole new person.

That’s the quick and dirty recap getting us to now, but let’s dig into a few of the characters a little more.

Marvel Studios pushes The Marvels release date to November

We could see a few more titles pushed back as Marvel Studios and Disney spread out content.

You’re going to have to wait a little bit longer for the return of Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau and Kamala Khan as Marvel Studios announced they’ll be pushing The Marvels back to a November 10 release date. The Marvels was originally scheduled for a July 8 release.

This aligns with the new strategy announced from both Disney CEO Bob Iger and Marvel head Kevin Feige in recent comments to the media about slowing down the release of content. Some of this is as a result of cost-cutting, but it also will cut down on Marvel fatigue and allow projects to have a moment to shine.

In 2020 and 2021, Marvel released seven movies and eight Disney+ shows. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is still slated to hit theaters May 5, but it’s unclear what will happen with the Secret Invasion and Echo series that were supposed to release mid-2023. The second season of Loki does not yet have a release date, but with its tie-ins to Kang — the big baddie of both Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania and the next two phases — it likely won’t delay much.

Quantumania is in theaters now.

Jonathan Majors keeps breaking the internet with photo shoots

Most Americans have two questions on their mind: who is Jonathan Majors and how can I look at him more? We got you.

With both Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania and Creed III hitting theaters over the next couple of weeks, many Americans have two questions on their minds: Who is Jonathan Majors and how can I look at him more?

You’re in luck, because in addition to being one of the most photogenic men in America, Majors is also one of the most photographed men in America as of late, posing for basically every major publication that still does photoshoots, including EBONY, Men’s Health and The Cut.

So whenever you see Majors trending on Twitter, don’t worry — he’s probably fine! All it means is there are new photos of him, a gift to the internet at large, and we have the privilege of seeing him again! But with different clothes and props and backdrops!

Anyway, enough talking. Here is Jonathan Majors.

17 words to mute to avoid spoilers for Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Don’t want Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania spoiled? We’re here to help!

The new Marvel Cinematic Universe entry has arrived as Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania has hit theaters nationwide. The first in Phase Five and the third Paul Rudd-led Ant-Man movie sets the tone for the next Thanos-level threat by introducing Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conquerer.

As is always the case with popular releases — particularly MCU content — the spoiler risk is real, especially on Twitter. Because we love you and are here to help, we’ve compiled a list of potential things that could be spoilers for Quantumania.

Please note the inclusion of any topics does not mean that they’re in the movie, we’re just trying to help you go in with a blank slate.

  • Paul Rudd
  • Jonathan Majors
  • Ant-Man
  • Kang
  • Kang the Conquerer
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp
  • Quantumania
  • Michelle Pfeiffer
  • MODOK
  • Loki
  • Bill Murray
  • Fantastic Four
  • Fantastic 4
  • Darren Cross
  • Hank Pym
  • Council of Kangs
  • Multiverse