Ranking the NFL’s most watchable (Cowboys!) and forgettable (Buccaneers) teams in 2023

Here are the NFL’s most exciting and most boring teams this season.

Contrary to what Football Guys will want you to believe, not all professional football is created equal.

It is, indeed, the highest level of the sport with the best athletes, coaches, and resources. But, my goodness, it is still consistently capable of producing some of the most unwatchable dreck imaginable.

By that same token, few things are as thrilling and captivating as quality NFL football. It’s like a sugar rush when you catch a glimpse of a team with an offensive identity, a brash defense, a superstar quarterback, and it oozes charm all around.

You simply want more, no matter how bad it is for you (check the ratings, trust me).

The below annual watchability guide for the 2023 season aims to streamline your football-watching decision-making. Even if your favorite team stinks — this is the NFL, chances are that is extremely true — it doesn’t mean you have to relegate yourself to their frustrating exploits. Not every team will have you undergo a complete existential crisis. There is excellent football to be viewed this fall.

You just have to know where to look.