Seattle Seahawks: DK Metcalf
Seattle’s Best Decaf Metcalf
Metcalf is a beast of a receiver, with talented flashes of brilliance that can leave even seasoned play-by-play announcers tongue-tied. This was the case with ESPN’s Joe Tessitore, who, back in 2019, shouted “Decaf Metcalf!” It will forever stand as verbal art, the beauty of unexpected bursts of excitement in sports, and belongs on coffee mugs, shirts, and maybe even as an actual blend of coffee.