It’s not hard to make an ugly pair of Crocs. The shoes are just generally hideous pieces of footwear.
They’re basically just wearable thumbs for your feet. Did anything about that last sentence sound aesthetically pleasing? Your answer should be no. If it is yes, please let me know immediately and send me your location so I can inform the authorities of your whereabouts. Thanks.
Anyway, I digress. The point of this article isn’t to tell you that Crocs are ugly. You know that already.
What I’m here to inform you is that McDonald’s and Crocs have collaborated to make some of the most heinous pieces of footwear I’ve ever seen.
The brands released four pairs of Crocs — three clogs inspired by McDonald’s, Hamburglar and Birdie as well as another pair of fuzzy slides inspired by Grimace.
Here’s a look.
Yikes, right? I don’t know what’s worse — the fact that these all exist or the fact that they also have eyes. It makes them even creepier. Grimace, in particular, is just staring into the depths of your soul and telling you to go buy a Big Mac right now.
Grimace was already creepy as is. I don’t need his eyes staring right back at me from my feet. That’s weird.
Listen, man. If you’re into these, more power to you. But you’ll never catch me in a pair.