We’ve seen lots of weird foods come and go from sports arenas. Chicken and waffle cones, churro dogs, donut chicken sandwiches. All extremely weird choices but, also, somewhat reasonable.
Like, could you sell me on eating a donut chicken sandwich? Absolutely. Who doesn’t love chicken and waffles? And also some loaded variation of fries, tater tots and onion rings? Those things are wild but fine.
What is wild and not at all fine is the Houston Rockets’ brand new sick and twisted combination of a hot dog.
On Friday the team debuted their new dog stacked with bacon, mac and cheese and…fruit loops. Yes, y’all. FRUIT. LOOPS. You read that correctly.
Look at this absolute monstrosity.
🚨 New food drop at @ToyotaCenter tonight!
🌠Jumbo mac 'n cheese hot dog with fruit loops and bacon.
🔥 Exclusively outside section 114.
🤔 Who's trying one? pic.twitter.com/5O0TYdtRRN
— Houston Rockets (@HoustonRockets) January 7, 2022
Fam. Who had this idea? Who was the person who decided, “you know what? Let me take this a step too far?”
This was perfectly fine being just a mac and cheese dog with bacon on top. That’s fine. It might lead to future heart problems, but it certainly would’ve at least tasted good.
But this? This is nightmare fuel. This is what you imagine you’d be feeding the arena if Saweetie were the head chef. It sounds like an absolutely awful night ahead of you.
The internet was totally thrown off by this.