Tennessee asking for donations to replace their goalposts after win over Alabama feels so gross

Really? Not a great look here.

We just witnessed one of the best moments of the 2022 college football season last Saturday: Tennessee taking down perennial juggernaut Alabama in an all-timer of a win for the Volunteers.

It was a wild celebration in Knoxville — victory cigars all around, memes of Nick Saban throwing a tantrum, and a packed Neyland Stadium tearing down the goalposts and tossing them in the Tennessee River.

The photos and videos of those goalposts enveloped in a sea of orange were everywhere, the kind of marketing for a program and university you can’t buy.

Which is why I’m shocked to find out that the university … asked people to donate money to replace the goalposts.

This is serious. Look at this:

As of publishing this, this fundraiser is nearly up to $160,000.

Before we go on, some answers to questions you might have:

1. Yes, this is real.

2. The replacement goalposts, per WATE, cost between $10,000 and $20,000, but “officials say the rest of the money will be spent on installation fees and other repairs, like those needed on the turf.”

3. Where does the extra money go? To “the Tennessee Fund,” which gives money to other Vols varsity athletic programs.

4. The school already has a spare set of goalposts ready, as it should.

5. The SEC did fine the school $100,000.

This is the reality of higher education in 2022: When it comes to pouncing on an opportunity to fundraise at a university, every school does it. And this one’s a slam dunk: We just beat the Crimson Tide, celebrate by throwing a few bucks our way.

But framing it to the student body as, “Gee, you broke our goalposts, can you just help us out so we can play a football next week?” That’s gross.

Optics matter, especially in a case where it seems like the school could easily foot the bill. So just don’t do it! Even if the goal here was to go viral with a little tongue-in-cheek plea, it’s negative marketing — Tennessee’s athletic program suddenly looks like one starving for cash when they’re swimming in it.

I’m going to give the last word to UT president Randy Boyd, who had this to say about the goalposts while smoking his celebratory cigar and answering the question of how much it’ll cost to replace the goalposts:

“It doesn’t matter.”

Exactly. Don’t pretend it does.

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