Why the sun is to blame for ESPN’s glitchy broadcasts on Saturday

Why is ESPN being so glitchy today? It’s the sun’s fault.

If your television gets a bit glitchy during ESPN’s college football broadcasts, don’t worry. It’s not you.

You have the sun to blame for any and all ESPN broadcasting issues, as it’s the week where that big, hot ball of gas gets directly behind the Disney satellite that helps keep its broadcasts going smoothly.

Texas and Oklahoma fans got a glimpse at that firsthand on Saturday after some glitches hit the broadcast feed during the Red River Showdown.

Yes, somehow, these ESPN problems are all the sun’s fault somehow. Does the sun not care about Saturday afternoon college football? Clearly not!

You can see how messy the ESPN broadcast got during the Red River Showdown.

This is the kind of bizarre technicality that only Mother Nature can influence, and we’re all ready for the celestial patterns to do their thing so that the Disney satellite can get back into proper position to broadcast games clearly.

Feature image courtesy of ESPN.

NHL Outdoors game at Lake Tahoe was postponed due to the sun, and fans had so many jokes

“Does the NHL not know what the sun does?”

Oh, sun! Cursed sun!

The NHL was slated to play an outdoor game between the Vegas Golden Knights and the Colorado Avalanche as part of their outdoors weekend, with a game between the Bruins and Flyers scheduled to follow on Sunday.

They picked gorgeous Lake Tahoe as the destination for the game, and it was a truly beautiful sight to see.

That was the problem. It was too beautiful. The crystal clear day made it so that the sun was beating down directly onto the ice, and before the game was slated to start. they had to postpone the thing. YOU CURSED SUN!!!!

The game will now be played tonight at midnight ET on NBC SN, and that’s all well and good, but what’s really funny here is that the NHL had their marquee weekend ruined by the sun. Yes, fans had jokes, and yes, I laughed at all of them.

Read them below: