Shakira’s latest scorched-earth song ripping her ex Gerard Piqué, explained

Shakira appears to be going off on her ex, soccer star Gerard Piqué.

Welcome to FTW Explains, a guide to catching up on and better understanding stuff going on in the world. Have you seen Shakira’s name trending on Thursday and heard it’s something about her ex, soccer star Gerard Pique? We’re here to help.

Yep, Shakira’s name was everywhere on Thursday morning, and the buzz was off the charts.

In a new single she recorded with Bizarrap, an Argentine DJ and producer, the lyrics sound very much like she’s going completely scorched earth on her ex-partner of 12 years, Gerard Piqué, after they separated last summer.

What’s it all about? Let’s explain it all for you:

Gerard Pique abruptly announces that he’ll retire after Barcelona hosts Almeria

Out of nowhere, Piqué has decided to hang them up

Roughly one-third of the way through the La Liga season, Gerard Piqué is hanging up his boots.

The 35-year-old defender, a Barcelona legend, has announced that Saturday’s match between his side and Almería will be his last, bringing a close to an 18-year career largely spent playing for his boyhood club.

It’s an abrupt ending to a storied career. Retirements usually come at the end of a season, not barely one-third of the way into the year’s slate of games. It’s especially odd given that Barcelona spent an entire summer flailing around trying to solve their financial woes, which included pressuring players to leave.

Piqué reportedly took two different pay cuts over the past 15 months to reduce some of the pressure on the club. While he has not necessarily been first-choice for Xavi this season, Piqué has still started five times out of a possible 18, and has nine appearances overall.

Piqué announced his retirement on social media Thursday, with a farewell video featuring home video of him as a child interspersed with plenty of shots of him playing for Barca.

“I’ve always been a Barca fan,” said Piqué. “From a very young age, I didn’t want to become a football player. I wanted to be a Barca player.”

Piqué added that “I’ve always said there would not be any other team after Barca, and that’s how it will be. This Saturday’s game will be my last at Camp Nou.”

Piqué’s career began at La Masia, but landing his first professional contract required leaving the club. Piqué headed to Manchester United, making his debut in 2004 but only played sporadically during his four years with the Red Devils. A one-season loan to Real Zaragoza saw him make something of a breakthrough, and Barcelona brought him home following the 2007-08 season for a £5 million fee.

The timing couldn’t have been better. Pep Guardiola was announced as the club’s new manager later that summer, and Piqué would grow into a crucial cog in the side that pioneered the tiki-taka style of play. A year later, he made his debut for Spain, and went on to accumulate 102 caps along with winner’s medals from the 2010 World Cup and Euro 2012.

At a club level, Piqué was part of eight La Liga-winning sides, and won the Champions League three times. He was also on the Man United squad that won the Premier League and Champions League double in 2007-08. He was named to UEFA’s Team of the Season five times, and to the FIFPRO World 11 on four occasions.

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Barcelona register most of their new signings after feverish lever-pulling

Barca wriggled out of yet another financial jam

Barcelona wriggled out of their latest jam, with La Liga allowing them to register most of their summer signings ahead of Saturday’s season opening game against Rayo Vallecano.

Despite being a reported €1.3 billion in debt, making it beyond impossible for them to make any transfers, the Catalan giants have been carrying on like they could just make their normal, big-money transfers to improve a squad that finished 13 points behind Real Madrid last season.

Somehow, they’ve gotten away with it. New signings Robert Lewandowski, Raphinha, Franck Kessié, and Andreas Christiansen have all been successfully registered with La Liga, making them eligible to play against Rayo.

Ousmane Dembélé and Sergi Roberto, who signed new contracts this summer and were also in danger of not being registered, have also apparently been approved, leaving Jules Koundé as the lone player out in the cold at the moment.

Ignoring the reality that financial fair play rules left them €144 million below a league-imposed spending limit—the only top-flight Spanish team in that situation—Barca went out and signed Lewandowski for €50 million. They then spent even more to add Raphinha from Leeds, and to bring Koundé over from Sevilla, taking their outgoing transfer expenditures up to €164 million.

Even free transfers like Kessié and Christiansen came over from Milan and Chelsea. There would be no discount shopping for Barcelona, who were intent on driving a Bentley no matter how much their budget said they needed to consider a year or two in a still-luxurious BMW.

Barca’s new board began referring to having “financial levers” to pull, and they sure did pull a lot of them. The club sold off half of its future domestic television rights in two such deals, and sold 49% of Barca Studios in two other deals. Earlier this week, they brought in €100 million from the GDA Luma investment fund for 24.5% of their content arm and production studio.

Barca Studios was only opened last year, around the time that they were unable to register multiple players because they were in violation of financial fair play rules for 2021-22. Leo Messi left, Gerard Pique accepted a pay cut, and everyone thought that maybe this humiliation would shake them into action.

And yet, little appears to have changed. Koundé, who Barcelona spent around €54 million to sign? Not registered! Pique, a club legend who already took a pay cut to help the club in their time of need? Relevo has reported that negotiations over another pay cut have stalled.

By the way, Barcelona is still trying to bring Marcos Alonso in from Chelsea, a situation that seems at an impasse while Frenkie de Jong—who Barca have seemingly wanted to push out the door all summer—weighs up whether he wants to head to London as part of the deal.

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Gerard Piqué and Shakira are calling it quits after 11 years

The pair met in 2010 and has two sons together

Barcelona defender Gerard Piqué and his partner of 11 years, Colombian pop star Shakira, have broken up.

“We regret to confirm that we are separating. For the well-being of our children, who are our highest priority, we request respect for (our) privacy. Thank you for your understanding,” the couple said in a joint statement on Saturday.

Piqué and Shakira, who were not married, had two sons together: Milan, 9, and Sasha, 7.

The pair had been together since 2011 after they met prior to the 2010 World Cup on the set of the music video for Shakira’s “Waka Waka (This Time for Africa),” the official song of the 2010 World Cup.

A recent report in El Periodico claimed that Shakira had caught Piqué cheating on her, and the 35-year-old had moved out and was living on his own.

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