Rob Gronkowski (who once vetoed a trade to Detroit) would play for Dan Campbell’s Lions

Dan Campbell has Rob Gronkowski singing a different tune about the Lions.

It wasn’t that long ago the Detroit Lions were still considered a non-marquee NFL team. In fact, the Lions were once so completely rudderless that future Hall of Fame tight end Rob Gronkowski vetoed a trade to Detroit in 2018 at the near-apex of his legendary career.

To be fair, who could blame him back then?

Gronkowski is singing a different tune about the 12-2 Lions these days. (Yes, even with all of Detroit’s injuries.)

After Lions head coach Dan Campbell delivered a fiery speech about Detroit players not feeling sorry for themselves amidst their poor injury luck, Gronkowski told FanDuel’s Kay Adams that he “loved” Campbell.

So much so that he’d love to play for him if he was still in the NFL. That means, in effect, Gronkowski would finally play for the Lions because, you know, Campbell coaches them. What an unexpected twist:

It goes to show you what having a genuine leader like Campbell does for an NFL team. If someone like Gronkowski is now singing Campbell’s praises so much that even he wouldn’t mind playing for the Lions, one can only imagine the degree to which active Detroit players love their coach.

Well, there’s also the fact that the Lions are really, really good and are no longer cellar dwellers. Every great player wants to win. That definitely doesn’t hurt.

Garrett Wilson reportedly wants off the Jets and has the Madden rating to make it happen

Wilson wants off the Jets’ sinking ship and could you really blame him?

These days, it’s very hard to deny the New York Jets are a glorified circus act masquerading as a professional football team.

After promises of being this moribund franchise’s savior, Aaron Rodgers is a washed-up pseudo-intellectual with zero self-awareness. Meanwhile, owner Woody Johnson is passing up on trades because his sons don’t like some players’ Madden ratings. Seriously.

New York’s mess is, quite frankly, beyond parody.

This should make it no shock to learn that one of the Jets’ actually promising young players — third-year receiver Garrett Wilson — wants to leave this doomed enterprise.

According to ESPN’s Rich Cimini during the latest episode of the network’s Flight Deck podcast, people in Wilson’s circle believe the playmaker will ask to be traded during the 2025 offseason. While that is not specifically Wilson saying this, if people close to him are already reading the tea leaves about his future, it’s not a stretch to assume that Wilson does want the chance to flourish elsewhere:

In a broken Jets offensive situation, Wilson is on pace to start his NFL career with three consecutive seasons of at least 83 receptions and 1,000 receiving yards. Just imagine what the electric receiver could do in a functional offense with a gifted quarterback who isn’t past their best days. He seems to understand what he could bring to a better team and organization and knows that the Jets are likely going nowhere moving forward.

And if Wilson wants a seamless path out of New York, he can rest easy knowing that his Madden rating isn’t high enough. At the moment, it’s just 86 overall, which is 22nd among all receivers. Ugh, that’s so mid. If you ask the Johnson scions, you simply have to trade away a player like that!

They’re not worth the trouble!

Kyler Murray was so confident he could play in cold weather until learning this week’s forecast

This isn’t even THAT cold, Kyler Murray!

At face value, it wouldn’t be shocking to learn Kyler Murray isn’t used to cold-weather football. He’s a Texas native. He played college football in Oklahoma. He plays professional football in the giant desert known as the state of Arizona, with a stadium that has a retractable roof.

But the next time Murray expresses confidence about playing in the cold, he should probably at least check the weather forecast first.

Ahead of the Arizona Cardinals’ matchup on the road in Charlotte against the Carolina Panthers this weekend, a reporter asked Murray for his thoughts on playing in the cold. Without much hesitation, the Cardinals’ quarterback said that the cold doesn’t bother him much because he has prior experience with it.

When the reporter clarified that the forecast said it would be 35 degrees in Charlotte on Sunday, Murray had a hilarious one-word response in defeat.

Talk about false confidence, folks. (Warning: NSFW language in the video below.)

I gotta tell you, as a Midwestern native, 35 degrees isn’t that cold! It’s not even freezing! Bundle up well, and most of the time, you’ll be OK, man. So, it’s really funny to hear this as some kind of intimidating hurdle for Murray after he said he’s OK with the cold.

Buddy, you’ll be fine. Just don’t let the temperature get to your head. It’s as much a mental thing as it is physical. Though, it may already be too late on that front.

Josh Allen beautifully said Hailee Steinfeld is the biggest reason he’s having an MVP-caliber season

Hailee Steinfeld’s love really made Josh Allen better than ever.

At the moment, Josh Allen is the heavy favorite to win his first NFL MVP award. The Buffalo Bills superstar is coming off a week where he was virtually flawless against the once NFL-leading Detroit Lions, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down for what might be the league’s premier team.

Now, while Allen has been this good for a while now, it should be no surprise to learn that one person may have made him a truly unstoppable force.

I’m talking about Allen’s fiancee, acclaimed actress Hailee Steinfeld.

In a new story from The Associated Press’s John Wawrow, Allen credits Steinfeld’s love and support as one of the biggest reasons he’s having arguably his best season ever when he piggybacked on a thought from Bills left tackle Dion Dawkins.

That’s so wonderful to hear.

More from The Associated Press:

“When you’re in this world that we’re in, and a lot of people pulling at you and a lot of sources of ups and downs of a roller coaster, and you have that one stable person that you can rely on and go home and hug and get a laugh no matter what, I think that’s dope,” [Dion] Dawkins said. “And that’s what I think is going on.”

Allen didn’t deny it.

“She’s been a huge part. The morale, the support. When I get home, she’s my biggest fan, my biggest supporter. She’s just the best,” Allen told The Associated Press.

Man, that’s so great.

Who knows? Maybe Steinfeld’s presence just might be what helps Allen really ground himself to lead the Bills to their first-ever Super Bowl championship later this winter. What a football love story that would be.

Brian Callahan went on an enraged rant about the Titans’ supposed lack of toughness

The Titans aren’t soft. They just suck.

I need to make one thing clear for you, dearest readers.

The next time you wonder whether your awful favorite NFL team is playing terribly because the players are soft … don’t. NFL players, by and large, are grown men with so much more strength and athleticism than the average human. They put themselves through unfathomable physical punishment on a weekly basis. It is the kind of punishment that would likely put most of us regular people with “normal” day jobs in the hospital at the slightest exposure.

They are not soft, at least in the colloquial usage of the word. Far from it.

In the midst of a tough 3-11 season, a Tennessee Titans reporter learned this the hard way on Wednesday when they asked head Brian Callahan if he thought his team was soft.

Callahan reacted appropriately to the mere suggestion his Titans players weren’t tough enough with a fiery, extended rant.

(Warning: NSFW language in the video below.)

Good for Callahan. I’m sure Titans players genuinely loved seeing this defensive passion from him.

On that note, let’s make another thing clear.

The two main quarterbacks to play for the Titans this year — Will Levis and Mason Rudolph — have a combined 20 turnovers between them. They’re two of the least efficient passers in pro football. Unsurprisingly, Tennessee is just 30th in expected points added (EPA) per play, according to RBDSM.com. The middling defense doesn’t get much better with a unit ranked 19th in EPA per play. The Titans don’t get stops. At all.

These Titans aren’t soft. They just suck. They’re simply not a good football team. Let’s all remember that saying the former is a big leap to make about anyone’s character. Please?

Suns owner Mat Ishbia unveiled perfectly cheap concession prices and every pro sports team should follow

Every sports team should follow the Suns’ lead here.

If you’ve attended a professional sporting event recently, you may have noticed that it costs an arm and a leg to get something to eat inside your team’s stadium. After already sometimes shelling out hundreds of dollars just to get a seat, you’re dropping another small fortune for food and drinks, making the whole idea of attending a game in person untenable for many people.

For his basketball team, at least, Phoenix Suns owner Mat Ishbia is trying to change this unfortunate reality.

On Wednesday, Ishbia unveiled new super-cheap concession prices on a “value menu” inside the Suns’ home arena. When you go to a Suns game now, you can get a hot dog, a Dasani water, a soda, a bag of chips, and a bag of popcorn for roughly $10 (without tax, I imagine). Total.

That is unfathomable for most big-time sporting events these days.

And it’s so welcome:

I think somewhere along the way, sports leagues forgot that seeing their game in person is supposed to be an enjoyable, accessible experience for fans. Yes, leagues like the NBA are a business, but they shouldn’t feel like an exploitative cash grab when you want to see some guys jump out of the gym. Basic life necessities things are so expensive these days. People are absolutely going to choose to pay for them instead of seeing live basketball or football or soccer, what have you, when it comes down to it.

If you want to entertain people and rope them into your brand and product, you must make it much more attainable. Ishbia doing this for the Suns and Phoenix fans is a good start. Here’s hoping sports teams in America everywhere similarly start following suit.

Caleb Williams’ dad was right about the Chicago Bears all along

Caleb Williams really should’ve listened to his dad’s warning.

One thing is abundantly clear at this stage in the Chicago Bears’ miserable 4-10 season, where they’ve lost eight games in a row.

A despondent Caleb Williams should’ve listened to his dad’s prescient candor.

In case you forget what Carl Williams once told GQ, he viewed the NFL Draft process as a flawed, broken model of what it really should be. With his talented son projected as a future top draft pick, Williams characterized the whole draft model as “completely backward.” Why? It sets up talented players like Caleb Williams to fail by throwing them into impossible situations on some of the NFL’s most dysfunctional teams.

Furthermore, it was suggested that Carl might have had his son pull an “Eli Manning” — meaning, refuse to go to a specific team in the draft — rather than risk ruining his pro football future with an incompetent organization that would NOT do everything to maximize his gifts.

The Williams family did none of that. In fact, Caleb went as far as to directly quell concerns about him not wanting to go to Chicago. He wanted all the smoke as the player who would finally break the Bears’ miserable cycle of torturing doe-eyed quarterbacks.

Ironic, isn’t it? As Williams increasingly looks more and more defeated, with his confidence getting shattered by the week, both the senior and junior Williams are reaping what they sowed:

Carl Williams was right. The NFL Draft process does not skew toward putting talented young football prospects in a position to succeed. If anything, especially with quarterbacks, it asks them to fight an uphill battle at a time when they’re supposed to be learning good habits. With the respective resurgences of Baker Mayfield, Geno Smith, and Sam Darnold on new teams, we have more evidence than ever that amateurish organizations break raw quarterbacks most of the time.

It’s not the other way around.

There’s still plenty of time for Caleb Williams to achieve everything he wanted as the Bears quarterback. He may well become a superstar franchise player that has Chicago in perennial championship contention. No one is writing it off this early in his career. (That is, until we see the next Bears head coach.)

But the Bears themselves have lost the benefit of the doubt on this front. Just like every other quarterback who has walked into their building over the last four decades, there is little to suggest they’re not going to screw up Williams, too. Until further notice, the burden of proof is on them to simply suggest they won’t. Suffice it to say, the Williams family could’ve avoided all of this mess by turning his draft process into more of a public circus as they eventually spurned the Bears.

The short-term pain and drama would’ve been worth the long-term benefit: avoiding an inept organization that has no earthly idea about how to develop quarterbacks and, at this point, probably never will.

Dan Campbell tried boosting Lions fans’ morale with a fiery NSFW speech

Dan Campbell wants Lions fans to stop feeling sorry for themselves.

It’s been a tough couple of days for Detroit Lions fans.

After losing to the inevitability of Josh Allen, an already injury-ravaged Lions team likely lost its No. 1 cornerback, No. 1 defensive tackle, and starting running back for the rest of the 2024 season. And even with a stellar 12-2 record, with everything the Lions want to accomplish this year still in front of them, it sure feels like the sky is falling in Detroit.

Dan Campbell wants to hear about precisely none of this pity party.

During his weekly radio hit on 97.1 The Ticket in Detroit, Campbell delivered an emotional speech to Lions fans who were feeling down in the dumps about the team’s unfortunate collection of injuries. It’s a great message to a fanbase who should really understand that the Lions are no longer the sad-sack losers they were for decades, regardless of their current health. They’re better than that because that’s not how winners respond to adversity.

No one is throwing in the towel here. (Warning: NSFW language in the video below.)

The sentiment is clear. Campbell and his Lions players aren’t giving up on their Super Bowl 59 dreams just because the injury bug has hit them hard. Neither should Lions fans.

Jared Goff put up one of the rarest stat lines in NFL history and still couldn’t overcome Josh Allen

Jared Goff was historically perfect but Josh Allen ascended to a different plane of existence.

I want you to visualize something as you read this.

Pretend you don’t know the results of Sunday’s matchup between the Buffalo Bills and Detroit Lions. Pretend you didn’t see Dan Campbell try an onside kick with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter in a 10-point game.

If I told you that Jared Goff threw for 494 yards (8.3 yards per attempt), five touchdowns, and had zero interceptions, you’d think his Lions won in a rout, right? That is essentially a perfect game from a starting quarterback. It is tantamount to playing flawlessly.

I see no fault in it. That’s an obvious Lions blowout win on paper.

Well, dearest readers, the Lions wasted this Goff effort and lost. Why?

Because for as perfect as Goff was, NFL MVP favorite Josh Allen (430 yards from scrimmage, two passing touchdowns, two rushing touchdowns) might as well have been levitating for the Bills. That’s right, Allen was even better than Goff in a performance where he had five touchdown passes and nearly 500 passing yards.

I mean … Allen’s leading receiver was Ty Johnson! No disrespect to Johnson, but the Bills shouldn’t be beating the NFL’s best team on the road when he’s the leading receiver! Also, Allen’s defense couldn’t get a single stop and was basically in prevent mode for most of the afternoon.

None of that mattered.

No one would deny the guy wearing the No. 17 Buffalo jersey on Sunday. Allen was out there making casual basketball-style passes to his playmakers in the fourth quarter, folks.

He is not of this world:

Goff was great and literally made NFL history in the process, but Allen was on a different plane of existence. That was the difference in a decisive Buffalo victory:

The Lions are banged up on defense and really need to get healthy. There’s no need to panic about losing to Allen’s Bills. Detroit will be right there in January, regardless. This is just one of those days where you tip your cap to Allen, who, at all costs, was not going to lose.

Dan Campbell was so spooked by Josh Allen that he had the Lions try the most absurd onside kick

Dan Campbell broke his own rules and was punished for it.

Dan Campbell is known for making incredibly aggressive fourth-down calls. They have endeared him to Detroit Lions players and fans alike, specifically because of how much trust he shows in his juggernaut Super Bowl-caliber team. People love that kind of moxie.

However, after an extremely early onside kick call against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, Campbell might want to reconsider how he approaches these special teams’ sequences moving forward.

With the Lions getting ripped apart by likely NFL MVP Josh Allen, Campbell showed too much fear about trying to stop the superstar quarterback. In a futile fourth-quarter comeback attempt, Campbell followed a Lions touchdown by having them try an onside kick … with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter. Mind you, it was only a 10-point deficit at the time.

None of that is a typo. You read that right, dearest readers.

In effect, Campbell broke his own rule about trusting his team because he didn’t show much faith in the Lions stopping Allen and a scorching-hot Bills offense with almost an entire quarter to play. Campbell was appropriately rewarded for his overzealousness (and fear) with an easy return by Mack Hollins, who set up yet another Bills touchdown in a 48-42 Buffalo win.

Even Jim Nantz seemed perplexed by the call:

Given that onside kicks must always be announced and have an extremely low percentage of being recovered by the kicking team, Campbell had too much dip on the chip here. Yes, the Lions defense couldn’t do anything to Josh Allen. But an onside kick with 12 minutes left is basically giving a short field to an unstoppable Bills offense. It is tantamount to punting the game away if you don’t recover the ball. This was not a fourth-and-short play with the NFL’s premier offensive line.

It was literally calling for a lucky bounce of the ball.

Campbell had to know all of this, and he did it anyway. It’s pretty jarring to see him actually NOT trust this Lions team. Suffice it to say, that’s not the Campbell we’re used to seeing.