The lake is still quaking, apparently, for the second night of AEW programming from the Target Center in Minneapolis. Tonight’s show will see a mixed tag team title match (yep, for real), the in-ring debut of Beardhausen, and Orange Cassidy against the leader of the Trustbusters.
If all of that made perfect sense to you, congrats, you’re a pretty loyal AEW fan. If it sounded like 50% gibberish, then may we suggest you dive in deeper to tonight’s results below until it all becomes clear?
We’re between Star Wars movies for an hour on TNT, so let’s get to it.
AEW Rampage results in 30 seconds:
- “I will never willfully stop wrestling.” Bryan Danielson says he’s always going to fight, but Daniel Garcia vows to end his career next week before Danielson tells him to stop it with the sports entertainer crap
- Tay Melo and Sammy Guevara def. Skye Blue and Dante Martin by pinfall to retain the AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship
- Penta says … Pac will be back next week, and Death Triangle will reunite to compete for the Trios Championship
- Parker Boudreaux def. Sonny Kiss by pinfall
- Andrade El Idolo says he, Dragon Lee and Rush will win the trios titles, and he expects Private Party to win the tag team titles as well
- Gunn Club def. Beardhausen (Erick Redbeard and Danhausen) by pinfall
- Swerve Strickland and Keith Lee are just fine with putting their titles on the line against Private Party
- Hook confirms there’s an open challenge for his FTW Championship, and it’s accepted by Zack Clayton
- Orange Cassidy def. Ari Daivari by pinfall, with Kiss appearing to help Best Friends fight off the Trustbusters afterward before turning on them