Few things, even in the wild world of pro wrestling, are as reliably off the rails as a cinematic match filmed at the Hardy Compound. And folks, we’ve got one tonight on AEW Rampage.
Matt and Jeff Hardy, along with Isiah Kassidy, are looking to rid themselves of their ties to The Firm for good, and they’ve enlisted some pretty good assistance in the form of Hook. We mean, he’s a heck of a lot better than Stokely Hathaway on the other side.
While there’s no telling what we might get in The Firm Deletion, you can be pretty darn sure that what’s in store during the show-opening trios match that features the Lucha Bros. teaming with the most exciting luchador on the planet right now.
Let’s get to it.
AEW Rampage results for May 5, 2023:
- El Hijo del Vikingo and the Lucha Bros. def. Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall and Aaron Solo by pinfall when Penta pins Solo
- Footage is shown of MJF throwing an expletive-laced tirade on Dynamite after he realizes he’ll have to defend his title in a four-way match, but it cuts to commercial in the middle
- Chris Jericho says he couldn’t be a commentator tonight because of the recent “unprovoked” attack by Adam Cole and says he’s working on assurances that Cole won’t be in the same building next week on Dynamite
- Jade Cargill vs. Gia Scott by pinfall in a matter of about a minute
- Mark Briscoe has a match to worry about, but Jay Lethal and Jeff Jarrett want him to call FTR and get them a tag team title shot at Double or Nothing
- Mark Briscoe def. Preston Vance by pinfall with the Jay Driller and is joined by his family in the ring
- Dustin Rhodes is excited about AEW heading to Texas in two weeks, but unfortunately, Swerve Strickland and the Mogul Embassy haven’t forgotten about him, and Brian Cage lays him out
- Julia Hart and Anna Jay used to be friends but now are definitely not, and will meet in the ring on Dynamite
- A short video promo has Daniel Garcia and Orange Cassidy talking some smack to each other ahead of their title match next week
- The Firm Deletion features: a time skip, fireworks, Ethan Page using a large tree branch as a weapon, Jeff Hardy choking Big Bill with a smaller branch, Stokely Hathaway seeing visions and nearly getting run over by a Power Wheels vehicle driven by Matt Hardy’s kids, Stoke getting tased in Matt’s home theater, Isiah Kassidy leaping off a garage, Stoke getting beaten up more by Matt’s family in their wrestling ring, and Page finally taking the pinfall before the winning team stands in the middle of a burning Jeff Hardy symbol
.@StokelyHathaway is no match for Gothic Baby and The Hardys!
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— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) May 5, 2023
🗣 @isiahkassidy comes through for the save!
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— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) May 5, 2023