Ranking all 28 Black Mirror episodes, from San Junipero to Fifteen Million Merits

The British dystopian sci-fi series has so many sharp and alarming hits.

WARNING: HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE ENTIRE BLACK MIRROR SERIES. DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOURSELF FRESH!

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Black Mirror captivates us as the spiritual successor to The Twilight Zone because its horrors are both believable and stretch our imaginations. It puts prototypical normal people through the seemingly inconceivable and keeps us on the edge of our seats.

But not every episode in this now legendary anthology series is created equal. Dystopia is a theme that usually rings true — you just have to execute it well.

For example, I wouldn’t necessarily directly compare one of the more uplifting love stories in modern media to a grating bulletin about ferocious werewolves. It simply wouldn’t be fair to the highs of Black Mirror to drag it down with its strange lows. This doesn’t mean I’m against conducting (inexact) science experiments, er, rankings.

There are now six seasons in the books for this inventory of technocratic tall tales. Six seasons and 28 episodes. I’m ranking all of them by quality and not-so-subtly hinting at the terrors I personally find most terrifying and touching.

Every Black Mirror episode ranked by real-life plausibility, from Fifteen Million Merits to Mazey Day

For The Win’s ranking how believable the horror of every Black Mirror episode is.

WARNING: DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED SEASON 6 OF BLACK MIRROR. BETTER YET, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MOST OF BLACK MIRROR. HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD. 

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Even more than a decade since its inception, Black Mirror’s simple title always gets me. It refers to the reflective (and empty) black screen when we’re not using our computer, phone or television. And as a result, the show reflects the flaws of advanced human technology and the worst impulses of our nature that it feeds and cultivates.

But not every Black Mirror episode is necessarily about the foibles of technology. Nor is every piece of technology plausible in our present reality. This isn’t to say it couldn’t come about in the future, but some episodes’ conceits feel like they’re decades away rather than years.

More often than not, Black Mirror admonishes us for tearing our world apart together because of our primal selfishness, egos and need to be unique. It resonates expressly because you can absolutely envision the dark side of humanity rearing its ugly head in these stories. Rod Serling and his spiritual predecessor in The Twilight Zone must be so proud.

With the sixth season of Black Mirror now on Netflix, here’s For The Win’s ranking how believable the horror of every episode is. Even if most of these stories are enthralling, not every concept is believable for the time being.

I want to stress that my criteria for plausibility evaluation are rooted in three factors:

  • How believable/how far away are we from the central technology or element?
  • Is the human destructiveness premise itself, technology or element or not, believable or transferable?
  • If both sentiments apply, the plausibility rises accordingly. If it’s one or the other, it’s probably lower on the list.

Warning: Some of these “fictions” have kind of already come to pass off our screens, and coming to terms with that is NOT for the faint of heart.

A new Black Mirror episode had everyone joking about triple-checking terms and conditions they signed

We should probably start reading those 77-page contracts!

WARNING: DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED “JOAN IS AWFUL” FROM THE NEW SEASON OF BLACK MIRROR

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The release of the sixth season of Black Mirror on Thursday saw widespread internet reactions to one specific episode, “Joan Is Awful.”

The story features actress Annie Murphy, an “average” woman, so to speak, learning that some terms and conditions she mindlessly agreed to with a streaming platform (ironic!) created some awful personal consequences.

(I’m keeping this vague. You’re welcome.)

At the risk of further spoilers — because you really should see it for yourself — it had everyone wondering (and joking) about what they signed themselves up for. These days, it feels like a terms and conditions agreement that is long as a treatise is the basic barrier of entry to use any sort of digital device or platform.

I, for one, have never actually read one of these contracts, which feel as long as Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace. And I think I’m safely guessing when I say that you, Dear Reader, haven’t either. Have there been things we should worry about in these deals? Maybe (probably?), I don’t know! Even while professing this slight concern, I still likely won’t read any exhaustively long terms and conditions.

Who has the time?!

“Joan Is Awful” definitely got this conversation about privacy rolling again online.

Black Mirror’s Season 6 cast looks incredible in the show’s latest trailer

It’s been nearly four years since we last got Black Mirror episodes, but the wait is over soon.

There hasn’t been a new episode of Netflix’s terrifying technological thriller Black Mirror for almost four years. Season 5 hit the streaming platform back in June 2019 but offered up just three episodes. The beauty of Black Mirror, which first dropped back in 2011, is that it is an anthology series that features themes and topics that make you think about your relationships with the people and technology in your life.

Black Mirror has also featured stars like Daniel Kaluuya, Hayley Atwell, Jon Hamm, Bryce Dallas Howard, Anthony Mackie, Miley Cyrus, Letitia Wright and Jesse Plemons (among others) through the first 22 episodes.

Now we have our first look at new episodes and cast members for Season 6 as Netflix released a gripping trailer.

Unsurprisingly, they’re bringing out the big names for the cast once again, featuring Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad), Annie Murphy (Schitt’s Creek), Ben Barnes (Shadow and Bone), Daniel Portman (Game of Thrones), Danny Ramirez (Top Gun: Maverick), Himesh Patel (Station Eleven), Josh Hartnett (Pearl Harbor), Kate Mara (The Martian), Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), Paapa Essiedu (I May Destroy You), Rory Culkin (Under the Banner of Heaven) and Salma Hayek (Magic Mike’s Last Dance) among those listed.

The new season arrives on Netflix in June.