Longhorn fans went from overjoyed to blood thirsty in record time. Impressive.
— Will Baizer (@WillBaizer) January 22, 2021
https://t.co/zzo2ZfNbGk pic.twitter.com/NdEL9YyBHz
— Rod Babers (@rodbabers) January 22, 2021
If Sark really hired Mike Stoops, the new buzz just turned into a smelly fart. This is terrible news for Texas Football if true. #AllGasHardBreaks
— Hook'Em (@UTexLonghorns) January 22, 2021
Heard Mike Stoops savagely bad-mouth Texas to an assistant principal at Williams Stadium a few years back when he was an OU assistant (unsuccessfully) trying to recruit one of our kids.
Have hated him ever since.
Love Sark's previous hires, but don't get this one. Please no.
— Jim Thrasher (@thrashman10) January 22, 2021
@_delconte surely the media reports of Texas hiring Mike Stoops in any capacity are wrong? Great hires so far but Stoops is like a turd in the punch bowl at the church social.
— Brian Baker (@bbaker_attorney) January 22, 2021
I was gonna go to bed early. I was lying in bed scrolling twitter, about to put my phone away and close my eyes when @mzenitz dropped that bomb and now I’m wide awake.
— Jason Kersey (@jasonkersey) January 22, 2021
Texas hiring Mike Stoops just blows my mind. Like, it just feels like anyone in that family wearing burnt orange should just be illegal, but here we are.
— Patrick Felts (@patrickjfelts) January 22, 2021
So Mike Stoops is going to be the linebackers coach for Texas next year.
I’m fine. It’s fine. pic.twitter.com/QbOJVsHjkg
— Katie Baker (@katie_a_baker) January 22, 2021
Woke up at an obscene early hour this morning feeling nauseous and mentally drained at the seemingly inevitable news Mike Stoops would be joining the Texas staff.
Yes, realize I need a life.
But the thought of that guy in a UT polo after all his years of verbal slander stinks. pic.twitter.com/BxbUDmBRMh
— Jim Thrasher (@thrashman10) January 22, 2021
I need someone to legitimately give me a good reason why Mike stoops is a good decision for him to be a coach at Texas. #HookEm
— Jonathan Franks (@TxLonghornPride) January 22, 2021
I'll be honest, I don't really know how to comment on Mike Stoops to Texas. It feels like I might feel if aliens landed in my neighborhood. I mean… what CAN you say?
— Geoff Ketchum (@gkketch) January 22, 2021
I woke up to the news that Mike Stoops might get brought in as LBs coach at Texas and I wanna puke
— Sloth Redux (@SlothRedux) January 22, 2021
Mike Stoops to Texas is the goddam story line of the century.
— Jason Kersey (@jasonkersey) January 22, 2021
On the plus side: there were a few years Mike Stoops was really good for Texas. pic.twitter.com/OvfMrPJvTz
— Longhorn Republic (@LonghornPod) January 22, 2021
If you really want your mind blown, go check out the Twitter page of @Mike_Stoops41 from the last 24 hours.
See the likes and new follows. pic.twitter.com/PqBXkmSsJ0
— Geoff Ketchum (@gkketch) January 22, 2021
Who lasted longer at Texas? Urban Meyer, Mike Stoops or Bru McCoy?
— Derek Duke (@DerekDuke25) January 22, 2021
Man I about died
— Kyle Umlang (@kyleumlang) January 22, 2021
False alarm!! 🚨🚨🚨#AllGasNoBrakes #SarkAfterDark
— Texas Football Talk (@TXFootballTalk) January 22, 2021
FALSE ALARM!!!!
THIS WAS ONLY A DRILL!!!!
I REPEAT…
THIS WAS ONLY A DRILL!!!!!! https://t.co/htb1Ul2YHW
— Geoff Ketchum (@gkketch) January 22, 2021
https://t.co/GYVVvygVha pic.twitter.com/lx5EjrL6Y5
— Justin Wells (@justinwells2424) January 22, 2021
Trust Sark. Not reporters. Thats the tweet
— Rico Missita (@RMissita) January 22, 2021
I don’t know what’s worse for Texas
1: that sark was actually going to hire mike stoops
2: that he got bullied by Texas BMDs and fans to go back on his decision
This is why Texas will always be average
— PhatJ (@Jertriot) January 22, 2021
Texas dodged a bullet in the form of Mike Stoops
— 𝒟𝓇𝒾𝓅™ (@Soonersgotdrip) January 22, 2021