See a hilarious never-before-seen cold open from ‘The Office’ all about … toilets

Toilet humor!

It was almost exactly a year ago that we got a New Year’s gift from The Office: A never-before-seen cold open in which Jim and Pam pranked Dwight by convincing him he was in The Matrix.

Now that it’s 2022? New year, new never-before-seen cold open!

This one features Steve Carrell’s Michael Scott dropping a whole bunch of stuff into the toilet, from his wallet to his keys (which he threw in out of anger) … which then leads him to invent a very gross and very funny idea for something he calls “the toilet guard.”

As you’d expect, it’s a really bad idea:

That Creed kicker? Perfect. Enjoy.

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