Ranking the 9 best (edible) things college football players could dump on bowl-winning coaches (2022)

It’s mayo bath season!

It’s officially college football bowl season! It not only means more awesome (and sometimes really bad but also still great) football before a new national champion is crowned, but it also means it’s time for winning coaches to get some ridiculous celebratory baths.

What once started as a victorious Gatorade bath for the winning team’s coach has evolved into something so much more during bowl season. And sometimes, the contents of those giant jugs don’t even remotely resemble Gatorade. Or water.

The coaches’ celebratory baths have evolved lately with them sometimes being related to the bowl games’ sponsors. And that’s made the jubilant post-game scenes even better, as coaches now give on-field interviews covered in snacks or beverages — and, eventually, a major condiment.

So as the 2022 college football bowl season kicks off, we’ve ranked the nine best things that should go in the coolers for players to dump on their coaches. These are purely edible suggestions, as fun as it would be to see the winning coach from the Myrtle Beach Bowl get a cooler full of sand dumped on him. And the ranking and items suggested are based on the bowl’s sponsors, the bowl name itself and other random things.

Bowl organizers: Please feel free to take every single one of these proposals.

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