Ranking all 32 NHL goal horns, from sounding like cars in traffic (Canadiens) to the good ones

We listened to every NHL goal horn and ranked them.

Have you noticed the goal horn that goes off for your favorite NHL team lately?

Maybe you didn’t notice because you’re too busy celebrating the goal that’s scored, and that’s the right move.

But if you haven’t? They’re all so different — well, mostly, as you’ll see — with some going up high, some low, and some with chords that either sooth or scare.

With the puck dropping on the 2022-23 season, I decided to listen to all 32 goal horns and rank them (hat tip to Goalhorns.net!). What’s the criteria? Creativity is a plus, and if it scared me out of my office chair, it lost points.

Let’s go: