Quiz: Is this uninspired ‘FOOTBALL GUY’ quote from new Giants coach Joe Judge or completely made up?

The new Giants head coach hit almost every football cliche during his introductory press conference.

Answer Key:

  1. “You fail all of the time. But you aren’t a failure until you start blaming someone else.” (Real but not Joe Judge)
  2. “We will play every play like it has a history and a life of its own” (Joe Judge)
  3. “Coaching is not how much you know. It’s how much you can get players to do.” (Real but not Joe Judge)
  4. “We’ll fight them until hell freezes over, then we’ll fight them on the ice.” (Joe Judge)
  5. “The only culture we’re gonna have in that building, period, is a winning culture.” (Joe Judge)
  6. “We’re going to win and we’re going to win hard.” (Made up)
  7. “Holy crap, I can’t believe they actually hired me.” (Made up)
  8. “We’ll punch you in the nose for 60 minutes.” (Joe Judge)
  9. “I was always uncomfortable with the title special teams coach. There was nothing special about what we did. We just played football.” (Made up)
  10. “The RPO is the purest form of communism.” (Real but not Joe Judge)
  11. “We’re not going to play small, I’ll tell you that. We’re going to live up to the name of this great franchise. We’re going to play like Giants.” (Made up)
  12. “I wake up wanting to establish the run.” (Made up)
  13. “It’s a contact sport. You can’t get around that. It’s for tough people.” (Joe Judge)
  14. “I’m not big on stats and things you can calculate in a spreadsheet. Keep your computers, we’re going to excel on the football field.” (Made up)
  15. “You’re sick, in a bit of pain, discomfort, you’re upset, you’re mad? You put all that aside. you come in, you put the team first.” (Joe Judge)
  16. “You won’t believe how many hoagies I can fit in these pockets.” (Made up)
  17. “If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven’t done anything today.” (Real but not Joe Judge)
  18. “What I’m about is an old school, physical mentality.” (Joe Judge)
  19. “Ask me that again, and I’ll punch you square in the face, reporter boy.” (Made up)
  20. “If the Giants win on the scoreboard of life, the football scoreboard will take care of itself.” (Made up)

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