Patrick Mahomes gave Logan Paul his Super Bowl rings so he could attack Jey Uso

You’re not having a stroke, it’s wrestling.

WWE Raw is in Kansas City, Missouri this week. And given the number of custom made championship belts the wrestling monolith has sent the Chiefs for winning Super Bowls the last five years, it made sense they were able to snag a cameo from the city’s biggest sports star since George Brett.

Two-time NFL MVP and three-time NFL champion Patrick Mahomes showed up early to the show in order to film a segment with social-media-pest-turned-wrestling-savant Logan Paul and WWE champion Damian Priest. So it wasn’t a surprise when he played a role in the show proper.

Namely, handing over all this Super Bowl rings to abet in an assault.

Mahomes tried to help Paul and Priest’s fellow Judgment Day members Finn Balor and JD McDonagh assault Jey Uso in the middle of the ring. But Paul’s three-ring knockout punch instead sent McDonagh to the mat, leaving Balor and Paul to improvise a new plan on the fly. And by that I mean stand in awe, struggling to process anything before getting attacked by Uso.

After six seasons in the NFL, Mahomes has finally shown his weakness. Helping any Paul brother in any facet of the world — in this case the drink-hawking crypto-scammer — suggests serious character flaws. Just think; would Tom Brady ever get in cahoots with someone willing to steal money from vulnerable people shilling volatile, too-good-to-be-true crypto Ponzi schem-

Ah yeah. Yeah, I hear it. Well dang. Carry on, I suppose.