Well here’s some interesting business news: Johnson & Johnson announced it’s going to split into two companies.
The plan, per CNBC, is “to split its consumer products business from its pharmaceutical and medical device operations, creating two publicly traded companies. … The separation will sheer off its household products unit, maker of Band-Aid bandages, Aveeno and Neutrogena skin care products, and Listerine, from its riskier, but faster-growing division that makes and sells prescription drugs and medical devices, including its Covid-19 vaccine.”
While this is important news, the focus here is that everyone made the same or similar joke about it on Twitter. A sampling: