If the College Football Playoff mascots were in a battle royale, who would be in the final 4?

Forget the CFP bracket and Xs and Os. Before The Snap picks which mascots would win if they all faced off.

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For the inaugural 12-team College Football Playoff, we have plenty of info about the favorites, who could make a big run and the Xs and Os for the contending teams. But we’re here to look at the playoff picture in a very different and fun way.

Let’s get one thing clear: This is obviously a hypothetical debate and just for fun with inspiration from the late Mike Leach. But let’s get into it…

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If the 12 CFP mascots faced off in a battle royale à la a ridiculous Anchorman-style brawl, which four mascots would be the last ones standing as playoff semifinalists? This could be the literal mascot or the animal/creature in the wild.

The contenders are:

  • (Oregon) Ducks
  • (Georgia) Bulldogs
  • (Boise State) Broncos
  • (Arizona State) Sun Devils
  • (Texas) Longhorns
  • (Penn State) Nittany Lions
  • (Notre Dame) Fighting Irish
  • (Ohio State) Buckeyes
  • (Tennessee) Volunteers
  • (Indiana) Hoosiers
  • (SMU) Mustangs
  • (Clemson) Tigers

Here are our picks.

Blake: Longhorns but Bevo specifically, Broncos, Fighting Irish, Sun Devils

Michelle: Sun Devils, Tigers, Mustangs, the Oregon Duck specifically

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