I hope Kevin Durant never logs off. His posting truly inspires me.

Kevin Durant is very online and our lives are better for it.

A part of me should despise Kevin Durant. Not for any of the reasons people have come up with to hate the immensely entertaining basketball player. But for a far more pathetic reason: He’s so good at posting.

Durant has no business being this good at posting, and yet he is. Being one of the best basketball players of all time wasn’t enough. Winning multiple championships wasn’t enough. Having his own signature shoe and making hundreds of millions of dollars? Not enough. The dude just had to be great at posting, too.

As a person who spends way too much time posting on the internet, and has done none of the things I listed in the previous paragraph, I should be frustrated that KD is so good at Twitter. And yet I’m not, and I think that’s because him engaging in this same activity that sucks up so much of our miserable lives is uplifting in a way.

From the burner thing to Durant arguing with randos on the internet to engaging in online beefs with sports takesmen, the Nets star hasn’t just forayed into the muck along with the rest of us. The man has truly embraced it.

He is just as miserable as the rest of us shouting at each other online. It’s not just me, MOM.

That reply touched my soul. It inspired me. If Kevin Durant, a man who could easily go on about his life without ever logging on, attacks every Twitter session with the intensity you’d think he’d reserved for a Game 7, then what excuse do I have? I need to be better. I need to post MORE.

Some celebrity posters haven’t really earned their social media clout. They are big on Twitter because they are big in real life and, as a result, their tweets get amplified. But Durant’s Twitter presence doesn’t feel nearly as contrived. Even back in the early days of the platform, when people were still trying to figure things out, Durant showed promise.

He showed a dedication to the craft…

He made irrationally bold claims…

At times, he was lonely…

Other times, he was unabashedly horny…

He was funny…

He was, at times, entirely too forthcoming…

He tracked the new trends…

And that was just on main. Just imagine what kind of heat he was firing off from the burners.

Like his basketball skills, Durant’s posting skills have only grown. It’s almost as if they have become one, actually. When he tweets well, he plays well. For instance, he called out Fox Sports’ Shannon Sharpe for getting all worked up about something Durant hadn’t actually said…

Durant then proceeded to score 31 points in 27 minutes in a 30-point Nets win over the Timberwolves. He then claimed an online W — who’s to say which one was more important — over Sharpe, who had blocked KD.

Durant basically told Sharpe he was scared to compete and he wasn’t wrong. Nor was Sharpe for realizing he was out of his depth here. Durant has logged too many hours and sent too many tweets for the old NFL tight end to keep up. Kudos to him for recognizing that.

I don’t know how to end this ridiculous blog, so I’ll do so by just saying thank you, Kevin Durant.

Thank you for showing the world that it’s OK to never log off. I hope you never do.