Mixer of the Week: Badger Beverages class up even the laziest cocktails

Badger’s mixers aren’t reinventing the wheel. But they will make your two-step drink taste way better.

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage (or food) that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

Badger Beverages isn’t based in Wisconsin. Maybe I’m the only one that assumed that based on how the local university and its general lack of mascot copyrighting has inspired a host of mustelid-inspired companies. Instead, its founder hails from Ridgefield, Connecticut.

David Vogel wanted to create a relentless brand of top shelf cocktail mixers, which isn’t the modifier I look for when it comes to my drinks, but, sure. Enter a lineup of classic beverages for home and commercial bars. The original lineup of club soda, ginger beer and grapefruit soda is a handshake extended to lazy bartenders like myself unwilling to add a fourth or fifth step to their cocktail.

Badger’s premium branding suggests, yeah, you can roll with this and a twist and do just fine with your simple sipper. Let’s see if it lives up to that standard.

Tom Collins with club soda and Empress 1908 indigo gin: B+

I don’t typically do Tom Collins-es (Toms Collins?). I don’t generally do club soda in general, as carbonated water is merely a vessel to make water worse. But I have good gin (Empress 1908’s Indigo Gin, which is both tasty and gorgeous to pour. Look at that purple drink!) and a surfeit of lemons thanks to a shockingly successful summer break six-year-old lemonade stand ($70 donated to the humane society!), so let’s run it back with a classic.

The club soda doesn’t offer much in terms of scent after an effervescent pour into a Collins glass. The first sip is cool and refreshing, with a floral gin that finishes sweet (and a little bit of simple syrup) waging a tug-o-war with the citrus. It’s very much an adult lemonade, carbonated and leaning into the botanical elements of the gin rather than Country Time sweetness.

It’s a pretty great cocktail, even if it leaves little feedback on the club soda itself. A swig from the bottle reveals a dry, slightly salty sparkling water. It’s more interesting than regular water, but… yeah, it’s bubbles and water and a little bit of sodium, it seems. I like it, but I wouldn’t drink it on its own. In a cocktail, though? Yeah, that works.

Sparkling Grapefruit soda with Beattie’s strawberry vodka: A

The soda pours with a crisp citrus smell and a cascade of bubbles tumbling skyward. This time around I’m mixing it with Beattie’s strawberry vodka, in part because Beattie’s is a great product but also because my unflavored vodka supplies are low and I may want a bloody Mary tomorrow.

Adding the vodka turns that smell off the top to strawberry, which could taint my whole review. Instead, the two sides work *awesomely* together. It’s got a tart-sweet-tart feel that packs a lot of flavor before finishing dry. Whoa. This is the cocktail I should be drinking in the morning (though, since I can’t use a beef stick as a stirrer in this I will likely return to my bloody roots).

Sipping the Badger Sparkling Grapefruit on its own reveals a full-bodied soda whose reliance on cane sugar rather than corn syrup pays off. It’s sweeter than you’d expect as a result — and it clocks in at 90 calories for just over eight ounces — but it runs its flavor out to the borders of that calorie count, making for a rich, extremely drinkable cocktail.

Ginger beer in a Moscow mule*: A-

So, full disclosure; I was somehow without limes, so I used a lemon instead. And I forgot I had regular vodka, instead using Beattie’s sweet potato vodka. That doesn’t mean it will be overwhelmingly potato-y, but… yeah, it might be a little weird. Hey, at least I have the copper mug!

And, yep, this one is saved by the strength of a solid ginger beer. Badger is crisp and spicy, working with the citrus to create a solid counterpunch to the sweetness of the vodka within. The aftertaste is slightly fiery, which is what I want. It’s a wonderful cheat code for what is, let’s be honest, a stupid bootleg remix of a much better cocktail.

On its own it starts off in the ginger ale realm before that spice kicks in and gives you something to linger on. If you’re not a fan of heavy ginger then, sure, this won’t be for you. But as someone for whom Vernor’s was a special vacation treat growing up, hell yeah. The once concern is it is a little sticky sweet toward the end, which knocks it down a bit but still leaves it as a pretty dang good mixer.

Would I drink it instead of a Hamm’s

This is a pass/fail mechanism where I compare whatever I’m drinking to my baseline cheap beer. That’s the standby from the land of sky-blue waters, Hamm’s. So the question to answer is: on a typical day, would I drink Ja cocktail with Badger mixers over a cold can of Hamm’s?

Yep. These are solid on their own. But they’re great in a handful of easy-to-make, stir-and-sip cocktails.

Krispy Kreme for 13 cents on Friday the 13th? How to get donuts for cheap on Friday, September 13

Go get some cheap donuts on Friday the 13th!

It’s Friday the 13th in September of 2024, but fear not. You could have very cheap donuts to make you feel less scared.

You can get donuts for just 13 cents from Krispy Kreme. And how do you do that? We have an answer!

First off, it’s a dozen Original Glazed donuts for 13 cents. Second, if you purchase any dozen donuts or 16 Minis at their regular price, you get the 13-cent deal for a dozen. That’s all you have to do.

If you’re doing the order online, use the code “13.” That’s it! Go enjoy some very cheap donuts on Friday the 13th!

Wine of the Week: SummerFall is, somehow, a perfect tailgating sake

“Take this outside and drink it there”

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage (or food) that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

SummerFall is not subtle about what it wants to be. “Take this outside and drink it there” is printed right on the box. “Our sake tastes better outside” is right above the logo on the can. Even the name of this canned wine suggests sipping under a warm blue sky.

This is all fairly new to me. My sake experience is confined to, uh, whatever was low budget enough for sake bombs at a local Nashville Japanese restaurant in grad school. Wine in general is not my jam, and if I’m gonna be out in the sun — at a tailgate, by a beach, etc — my first instinct is now and will forever be to grab a beer.

But I’d like to think I’m open minded. Let’s see if a carbonated sake can scratch an itch that beer currently handles like a low-wattage belt sander.

SummerFall Sake: A

Under the guidance of the can, I’m drinking this on a warm summer day. In the parking lot of the former Miller Park.

Cracking the can unleashes the unmistakable scent of white wine. Dig deep and you get some fructose flavors, but to my untrained nose… Yeah, I can’t tell if that’s sake or chardonnay.

The first sip sets it apart. It’s flavorful and, notably, sweet. The lingering low key simmer of white wine isn’t there. And while that means you won’t get a dry finish, it’s a pleasant aftertaste you won’t mind.

The fruit here is apparent. Even though there’s no grape involved here, I still feel like I’m getting a bit of that — maybe it’s just a mental association with wine. I get cherry and a little orange as well. The can says pear and, yeah, I can see that too.

I’m drinking at a Brewers tailgate and it’s perfect for that. A handy way to deliver some easy to drink booze before venturing toward $18 beers. I’m not a sake guy, but I like this.

“It’s just a really nice, clean, easy sake,” my wife notes. “Not too sweet.” So, there you go. Even someone who likes sake likes SummerFall.

Would I drink it instead of a Hamm’s?

This is a pass/fail mechanism where I compare whatever I’m drinking to my baseline cheap beer. That’s the standby from the land of sky-blue waters, Hamm’s. So the question to answer is: on a typical day, would I drink SummerFall over a cold can of Hamm’s?

Yeah. I can’t believe I’m picking any wine over Hamm’s, but I would. This was incredibly flavorful, sweet and easy to drink without any of the slightly sour aspects of a typical white wine.

Joey Chestnut smoked Takeru Kobayashi during Netflix’s $100K hot dog eating contest and fans loved it

I never want to watch something like this ever again. But Joey Chestnut gets the people going.

Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi are still eating hot dogs at their big age.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to have Chesnut and Kobayashi stuff themselves with hot dogs until they’re seemingly on the verge of puking…in front of a live audience. Apparently, it was to settle who was the one true top hot dog eater in the world for $100,000, a WWE-style championship belt and a hot dog trophy.

Netflix went all in on the production, including behind-the-scenes eating techniques, anatomy breakdowns and even warm-up competitions. Viewers watched people gouge themselves with a boatload of wings and watermelon before Joey and Kobayashi took the stage nearly 40 minutes after the special started. It was the first time the two championship eaters battled against each other in 15 years.

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1830695973539983573

Once the competition was in full swing, I could bet the lint in my pocket that the room undoubtedly smelled awful (probably like sweat and beef — *GAG*) while both men exhausted themselves eating for 10 minutes straight.

Ultimately, Joey broke his personal record of 77 dogs with a whopping 83 dogs, smoking Kobayashi’s effort of 67. I hope they’re proud of themselves because this is DISGUSTING, and NEVER would be too soon if I had to witness this again.

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1830699048661102719

Of course, this historical moment was not as revolting to some fans as it was to me, and they had a field day with the moment.

Here’s what they said:

https://twitter.com/producerTJeski/status/1830702221895573588

https://twitter.com/ChuckSportsApp/status/1830700501572243603

https://twitter.com/MandyBell02/status/1830698353434169410

https://twitter.com/Brackintology/status/1830700776110624953

https://twitter.com/Brooksbrosmedia/status/1830700703037432168

https://twitter.com/CharismaVacuum/status/1830700411097084084

https://twitter.com/MikeZakarian/status/1830701938616263116

(Feature image courtesy of Netflix.)

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Joey Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: What time, where to stream the hot dog eating contest on Labor Day and more

Everything you need to know about this special hot dog contest event.

It’s the matchup of a lifetime.

Joey Chestnut, the all-time great eating champion who has won so many Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contests and who didn’t participate in the 2024 edition, will face Takeru Kobayashi, who won a bunch of the glizzy guzzling contests but who hasn’t participated in years.

They’re in a hot dog eating contest on Monday that will stream on Netflix, giving us a glimpse at what could have been for the last decade or so.

If you’re here, you might be wondering the time, where to stream and other info. We’re here to help!

Here you go:

Where is Joey Chestnut vs. Kobayashi streaming? How to watch the matchup.

It’ll be on Netflix.

What time is Joey Chestnut vs. Kobayashi?

It’ll be on at 3 p.m. ET on Monday, September 2 2024, which is Labor Day.

Where are Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi competing?

That would be in HyperX Arena in Las Vegas.

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How to get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for $2 during Labor Day weekend 2024

Discounted donuts for Labor Day weekend 2024!

Krispy Kreme has given us some great deals this year, from 87 cents for one to a free dozen earlier this year.

And now, for Labor Day 2024, you can get a dozen for just $2. And not just on Monday, September 2. It’s starting on Thursday, August 29.

How do you do it? Here’s the deal: if you buy a dozen at their regular price, you get the second dozen for $2. It’s just that simple. The limit is two dozen if you go in person and one dozen if you use their app.

Have a good holiday weekend, and enjoy the discounted donuts if you get them.

Ranking the new Dairy Queen Fall blizzard menu offerings by how much I want to eat them

These Dairy Queen blizzards sound SO GOOD.

Forget about Pumpkin Spice season (I know you won’t).

Dairy Queen revealed its Fall Blizzard menu offerings for 2024, and the six of them sound amazing. But in the service to you, the reader, and to myself (full disclosure, I wrote this on an empty stomach, gonna go eat after this publishes, I swear), I decided to rank them.

What are the parameters? It’s a ranking of how much I would eat these if I was staring at a menu at a local Dairy Queen.

Here they are in order of the worst to first, with the descriptions via DQ’s site:

6. Caramel Java Chip

This one blends “coffee with rich, choco espresso crunch piece, caramel and our world-famous soft serve.” 

I think there are better flavors out there, and I’m not a coffee guy.

5. Royal NY Cheesecake

Soft serve with “rich pieces of real cheesecake and graham, featuring a strawberry topping center.”

Meh. Sounds like a mishmash of flavors.

4. Salted Caramel Truffle

“A blend of world-famous DQ soft serve, salted caramel truffles, butter toffee pieces with rich choco chunks and decadent cocoa fudge.”

Oooo. I might be underrating this one.

3. French Silk Pie

“Rich choco chunks, pie pieces and cocoa fudge blended with delicious DQ soft serve and garnished with whipped topping.”

YUP.

2. Oreo Fudge Brownie

This one has “cookies, chewy brownies and velvety cocoa fudge.”

I am a sucker for all things Oreo. Sorry, not sorry.

1. Reese’s Pieces Cookie Dough

It’s “packed with candy pieces, gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough and peanut butter topping.”

The GOAT. Give me one. Now. For breakfast.

Horton Coconut Rum cocktails only work with flavors bold enough to wrestle coconut rum

Spend $59, get a 12 pack of mediocre booze that will, if nothing else, look nice on Instagram.

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage (or food) that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

Horton Coconut Rum is not a brand with which I’m familiar. In fairness, though, I could only really name Parrot Bay and Malibu when it comes to the genre.

A little sleuthing tells me it is not, in fact, an established spirit but a brand extension from a mom-fluencer named Krista Horton. I don’t know who this person is, but it seems Reddit does not care for her. She saw a crowded market of canned cocktails and added her own twist; charging $44 per 12 pack for them ($59 after shipping).

That all seems very exhausting. But I like coconut rum. Or I liked it, back when I was in college or playing a hacked version of the Oregon Trail. Let’s see if Ms. Horton can make a cocktail worth nearly $4 per can.

Coconut rum mixed with pineapple soda: B

Let’s start with a traditional cocktail (pina colada) in a form I’ve rarely seen it. I’m assuming the pineapple soda is something like a Fanta, but the pour itself has no color. It smells half pineapple, half boozy off the top, which I’m into. At seven percent ABV, there’s gonna be a little burn involved.

There’s a certain sunscreen feel that comes with coconut drinks, and while that’s unavoidable here it’s not really a problem. Horton hits this cocktail with a lot of sweet flavor and, by turning to pineapple, one of the more overpowering mixers out there. It starts off in that coconut realm before the tropical fruit kicks in to whisk things away on the back of strong carbonation.

That boozy smell off the top doesn’t translate to the taste, which is more soda than rum. It’s a little unbalanced; a tug-o-war between coconut and pineapple that leans toward “too sweet” when something drier may have helped. But it goes a long way to cover up that extra ABV, which works.

It’s not my favorite, but it’s full bodied and unique. Horton was going for something different here and hit that moving target. Maybe not a bullseye, but they’re on the board.

Coconut rum mixed with diet kola: C-

This one pours yellow, which is where I thought the pineapple would be. That’s slightly concerning, but it’s kola, not cola, so I don’t feel too weird about it. It smells like a craft soda, spicy with a little vanilla and cinnamon to it.

The rum inside seems to disappear inside that kola smell. That’s not the case when you drink it. While the coconut barely makes an appearance — it’s much stronger in the pineapple — you get some spicy, sugary rum working with a weak Coke knockoff. It’s a little stale, and between the limited carbonation and weak kola flavor it’s… not great.

It brings me back to Sammy Hagar’s Beach Bar cocktails, which hit the same levels of disappointing with its rum-and-not-Coke mix. It tastes like a better cocktail you left out in the sun too long at a pool party. It’s not undrinkable, and you can sip your way through it amidst awkward conversation. But you don’t really want it, and you’d pass on a second one.

Coconut rum mixed with lime soda: C

This one pours clear again and smells like sour lime and citric acid. That’s more like a generic hard seltzer than a canned cocktail, and if there’s any coconut in there I’m not getting it.

Fortunately, it comes off sweeter than that. The lime feels authentic. The coconut lightens it and makes everything feel a touch creamier in the process. There’s no strong rum taste, but it does clock in gently toward the end to remind you it’s not a regular soda.

It’s not great, but it’s better than the kola. The lesson learned here is that coconut rum works best with other big flavors. The lime here is sweet and clear and it tastes fine while cold. Warmed up is a different story. Once your ice melts a little bit, the flaws of each sip get a little louder.

I dunno, it’s not something I’d do again, but if coconut rum is your jam this is going to hit those notes for you.

Would I drink it instead of a Hamm’s?

This is a pass/fail mechanism where I compare whatever I’m drinking to my baseline cheap beer. That’s the standby from the land of sky-blue waters, Hamm’s. So the question to answer is: on a typical day, would I drink Horton Coconut Rum cocktails over a cold can of Hamm’s?

The pineapple one, maybe, if it didn’t cost $5 a can to have delivered. Those are fancy microbrew prices, not airplane-bottle-of-Malibu-and-a-Coke prices. This seems almost predatory in practice. It’s not a premium spirit and can’t justify its price. No thanks.