Mrs. Met has long been the subject of amorous advances by the miscreants on Twitter dot com. The better half of the New York Mets mascot duo has endured many propositions over the years and it doesn’t seem like it’s going to stop any time soon.
On Tuesday, Mrs. Met posted quite the innocuous photograph of her and her husband enjoying Citi Field cuisine in all its glory. What was supposed to be a lovely photo op between husband and wife was taken and debased by a bunch of lustful home-wreckers on Twitter.
Proudly on display for the whole world to see in the quote tweets of this joyous moment between two partners, Twitter users threw themselves at Mrs. Met with some not-so-subtle overtures.
can i say something without y’all getting mad https://t.co/FZovC0kBYy
— andy™ (@andylevy) August 15, 2023
Look, maybe Mr. and Mrs. Met have an open marriage! Or maybe, the pair are polyamorous and are more than happy to accept another partner! Unfortunately, we may never know the truth, so for now users on Twitter will have to continue loudly lusting after a baseball mascot until their prayers are answered.
Editor’s note: We here at For The Win can’t confirm whether these baseballs are monogamous.