Dan Campbell has the comically ginormous podium he’s always deserved

This is the perfect gift for quote machine Dan Campbell.

Dan Campbell is a quote-producing machine.

Whether it’s in the locker room or talking to reporters about diapers or stuff about butt cheeks … well, you get the picture.

So shouldn’t the Detroit Lions head coach get a giant podium from which to deliver these epic moments and quotes? Heck yes, I say!

And sure enough, he got one giant podium, which Campbell noticed on Wednesday. What a way to welcome everyone back as the Lions try to build on last year’s amazing run to the NFC title game. Can’t wait to see what he says from this ludicrously capacious podium:

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