Man. I don’t think anybody had Twitter shutting down in 2022, but, uh, it’s definitely within the realm of possibility.
Things are falling apart pretty quickly and the jokes are flying in. Even now reports are surfacing about Elon Musk shutting Twitter HQ down until November 21st while also requesting certain engineers come to the 10th floor at 2 p.m.
Nothing makes sense! It’s complete chaos on the bird app right now which, honestly, some of us love it that way.
But for everyone else who is really just out here to get these tweets off? Yeah, this probably stinks. And you might be ready to move on. But you also probably have nowhere to go now, right?
I mean, are we really going back to Facebook? Ain’t nobody trying to have Aunt Patty all up in their business again. We’re not 17 anymore, auntie. Sorry. Love you tho.
And Instagram? I mean, what is it, 2013? I guess it’s a fine alternative. But here’s the thing: Sure, I’m handsome. But I can’t be fly 24/7 anymore. That’s too much energy. Plus, do they even show pictures on IG anymore anyway?
Don’t even get me started on TikTok. They’ll have you out there like the “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme except for instead of holding a skateboard you’ll be doing the Savage dance despite it last being a trend two years ago.
So where do we go from here? Don’t trip. I have a few suggestions that might hit the mark for you. Let’s explore.
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