8 things worth more bang for your buck (a milk carton of gumballs!) than these very cheap Panthers tickets

Here’s a bunch of purchases more worthwhile than depressing Panthers tickets.

Thinking of heading out to the Carolina Panthers and Atlanta Falcons’ matchup this Sunday? You picked a great time because some seats are apparently going for no more than $13 in sections of the resale market.

Now, that said, this is my warning to you. Do NOT spend money on watching the 2023 Panthers — who are in the running to finish as one of the worst teams in NFL history — if you can help it. A one-win team is not worth the trouble of travel and sitting in a likely more-than-half-empty stadium in the middle of December. If you can do literally anything else, if you can spend your money on whatever else comes to mind, then do it. Don’t hesitate!

With that in mind, I’ve pieced together a perfect guide for you sad Panthers fans seriously considering heading to Carolina to watch “football” this Sunday. Trust me: all of the below purchases will give you A LOT more satisfaction.

I swear, Panthers fans. I’m trying to help your sanity.