Another NFL Draft has come and gone and while most teams walk away from the weekend feeling good about the picks and moves made, fans’ mileage may vary. In the case of Cowboys Nation, the optimism is off the charts for 2020, with seven players selected across three days at what was seen almost universally as tremendous value.
But with all the tracking of picks, crunching highlight reels, filling needs, digesting players’ backstories, and sorting out new jersey numbers, there were several Dallas-centric tidbits that fans may have missed. So here you go, Cowboys fans: a conveniently-sized six-count of the very best draft nuggets.
Jerry’s floating war room
Among the tidbits of minutiae that many Cowboys fans were wringing their hands over leading into the first round? The social distancing policies seemingly suggesting that owner Jerry Jones would be completely on his own to conduct the weekend’s draft unchecked. Many thought back to 2014’s draft, when Jones was reportedly salivating over bringing Johnny Manziel to Dallas and, according to one version of the story, had the selection card swiped from his hand by son Stephen when the rest of the war room wanted to take Zack Martin.
The mental image of Jerry sitting home alone and going rogue with the 2020 picks was a genuine concern… until the first live pictures of Jones popped up on TV screens. Suddenly the story turned from, “Who is Jerry picking?” to, “Where is Jerry picking from?”
Is Jerry Jones on a yacht?
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) April 24, 2020
Sure enough, as confirmed by some quick internet-sleuthing, Jones was aboard his 357-foot superyacht, which he purchased in late 2018/early 2019 and named Bravo Eugenia after his wife Gene.
Yall realize Jerry's draft room is…on his SUPER YACHT?
Just a reminder to the rest of the NFL – you ain't never keepin' up with the Joneses. pic.twitter.com/MAH2Fb8RfK
— Roy White III (@RDubThree) April 24, 2020
Along with the five-star resort pad belonging to Cardinals coach Kliff Kingsbury and the shockingly humble homebase where New England’s Bill Belichick (and his dog) were set up, Jones’s floating headquarters became the talk of the first round.
Was the superyacht a superflex by the billionaire owner? Maybe inadvertently. If you’re going to self-quarantine and you have the means, why not do it in style, right? (Lots more nautical-nerd detail on the vessel itself here.)
It would have been easy to accuse Jones of phoning in the 2020 Draft- both literally and figuratively- if the picks made from the party barge had been colossal washouts. But after a ridiculous haul that consistently netted players rated above (and sometimes way above) where Dallas actually landed them, most Cowboys fans were ready to have Jerry set sail each and every April from now on.
Put Jerry on the yacht EVERY FREAKING YEAR
— Joey Ickes (@JoeyIckes) April 25, 2020
Sounds like Jerry himself may actually consider it.
Jerry Jones on drafting this year from his yacht: “This situation might bring out the best in me.” pic.twitter.com/ZwQWbvFqov
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) April 25, 2020
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