Look, man, I will try my hardest

Nah, I lied. Sorry, Kevin (my lovely editor). At this point, I don’t know what to write about the Colts’ special teams’ struggles because it has expanded to everyone in this unit and I didn’t know such struggles could exist.

Whether it’s Adam Vinatieri still struggling to make his kicks or the duo of Rigoberto Sanchez and Luke Rhodes failing to properly hold and snap the ball, I’m at a loss for words when it comes to that part of the team.

Do you know how bad it has become when performance suddenly goes from possibly costing your team five or six points per game to 13? HOW DOES ANY SPECIAL TEAMS’ UNIT SURRENDER 13 POINTS IN A DOME OUT OF ALL PLACES? Ok, I’m done.